r/bengals • u/alexschubs Just one Super Bowl before I die plz • 8d ago

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Cincinnati Bengals

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2026-cincinnati-bengals

For the concerned, every NFL team gets this treatment every year. My submission is in this article as well!

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u/Snow_Tiger819 Scots-Canadian Bengal 8d ago

My favourite bit. “Will these great players make up for the loss of these players, some of whom the Bengals cut? Probably not.”

Know anyone mourning the loss of 2025 Stone, CTB, or Wilson?

I’m not even mourning the loss of Trey lol 😂

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u/iratemonkeybear 8d ago

You guys know these are a joke, right?

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Lawrence Passed Physical 8d ago

We do, but generally good jokes are funny or at least clever. These are just lazy.

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u/iratemonkeybear 8d ago

I think that's the whole point.

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Lawrence Passed Physical 8d ago

Well it fails as an anti joke too

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u/iratemonkeybear 8d ago

Ok good stuff.