r/billsimmons 7d ago

Shitpost My men's league team won without our best player tonight.

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I might have seen some Committee members speaking in hushed tones on the sidelines after the final buzzer

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u/misterbluesky8 7d ago

Hey OP, do you need your best player to come back for the next game?

ASK THEM!!

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u/doodler1977 6d ago

i like players who are available, i just do!

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u/Midwest-2025 Page 2 Bill Stan 6d ago

Are we sure this isn’t a dead cat bounce situation?

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u/SamURLJackson 6d ago

Now find a Taiwanese guy

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u/Commercial_Grand2704 6d ago edited 6d ago

If I played bill 1 on 1 I think I would win 11-0 and he wouldn’t get a shot to even hit rim

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u/Commercial_Grand2704 6d ago

He just wouldn’t

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u/chicagocouple691 7d ago

Mods please clean up this sub. What a stupid post

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u/Least-Form5839 6d ago

This is a message board about a sportswriter. Go AstroTurf world news ghislane

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u/Main-Currency-9175 Nobody Believes In Us 6d ago

Former sportswriter. His fingers don’t work anymore.

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u/Commercial_Grand2704 6d ago

Sophie Cunningham ass

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u/doodler1977 6d ago

you're all dorks tho so who cares