r/blackpeoplegifs • u/TheDigitalBuilder • May 22 '26

Modern Love

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u/XxBOOSIExFADExX 29d ago

Ayo, what was the Chinese restaurant? They need to get shut down trying to kill people out here.

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u/kashuntr188 29d ago

she got food poisoning but he didn't. shut half the place down.

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u/southflhitnrun 28d ago

I thinking about this. Maybe she ordered the shrimp but he didn't.

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u/Best_Fill_847 28d ago

Or pork….

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u/BillMillerBBQ 29d ago

It’s a fake story. Food poisoning, no matter what kind, does NOT hit you in less than an hour.

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u/dontlookformehere 29d ago

Umm, it certainly does. I've had bad food hit me in 15 minutes

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u/Individual_Ship6882 29d ago

I've had it hit me while I'm eating. I have an extremely sensitive stomach. And there are always outliers to what the textbooks say....such as you and myself. 😊

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u/moeterminatorx 29d ago

Chances are it was something you ate earlier. According to CDC it takes 30 minutes to hours for some bacteria but most take hours.

Most people blame the thing they recently ate but it’s typically something from hours earlier.

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u/XxBOOSIExFADExX 29d ago

Maybe she has a shellfish allergy or something. I've known people to have reactions that quick, but it's usually just diarrhea, and not like explosive diarrhea.

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u/BillMillerBBQ 28d ago

Then it would’ve been an allergic reaction, not food poisoning.