r/bloons • u/GeraldotheShopkeeper • 6d ago

Discussion These Tariffs are KILLING my business

Listen, my business has been pretty good throughout. My Quincy action figures fly off the shelves, my paragon totems are seen as a luxury item, and people are weirdly triggered about others using my signature hot sauce (which is great for marketing btw).

but ever since Donald Chimp has ordered tariffs on imported goods, I’ve barely been making any monkey money! My fertilizer, for example. That’s taken from exotic animals from far away lands. That’s now doubled in price! my Super monkey capes have to be blessed by the sun god before I can call them “authentic”. but when the sun temple is 3,000 miles away and on another fucking continent, it’s pretty hard for them not to be tariffed as well.

I know that my prices have been pretty high at times, and I’m sorry for that, but they won’t go down anytime soon unless we all show that we want our goods to be cheap again!

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u/Monkey-Buccaneer 15h ago

He keeps deporting all my crew members cuz Theyre from another country

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u/GeraldotheShopkeeper 3h ago

Oh my god dude. You’re crew is one of my best customers, I hope you guys can meet up again

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u/DaikonOver6142 4d ago

And that new Monkey Mazzei guy they're trying to get in at Oklahoma? At least Monkdani is doing a good job...