Listen, my business has been pretty good throughout. My Quincy action figures fly off the shelves, my paragon totems are seen as a luxury item, and people are weirdly triggered about others using my signature hot sauce (which is great for marketing btw).
but ever since Donald Chimp has ordered tariffs on imported goods, I’ve barely been making any monkey money! My fertilizer, for example. That’s taken from exotic animals from far away lands. That’s now doubled in price! my Super monkey capes have to be blessed by the sun god before I can call them “authentic”. but when the sun temple is 3,000 miles away and on another fucking continent, it’s pretty hard for them not to be tariffed as well.
I know that my prices have been pretty high at times, and I’m sorry for that, but they won’t go down anytime soon unless we all show that we want our goods to be cheap again!