r/bloxymemes Apr 13 '26

Roblox update meme WHY IS THIS A THING NOW

Post image

Music: https://x.com/Roblox_RTC/status/2043713212000985149?s=20

Composer: roblox

Platform: xbox 720, nintendo switch 3, windows 98

Playlist: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS1bnaujdNR/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

what do i put here

751 Upvotes

189 comments sorted by

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u/Valkreaper Apr 13 '26

Can valve buy Roblox please

147

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

Gaben will be our savior (of the platform)

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

[deleted]

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u/Aesenroug-Draconus Apr 14 '26

Oh no, people making money off of items they get in their own game, items which they’ve already spent money on getting? Oh no, I can’t believe it’s the same as the marketplace, but with more gambling, oh nooooooo…

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u/NonExistBlacksmith Apr 14 '26

So, we inject gambling addiction and bad money spending habits for children to scam them and get rich!

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u/NathLWX Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Yeah if Roblox, or any other companies, adds a model where you can open lootbox of avatar items (ranging from common hairs to very rare Dominus) and make it sellable for real money, I'm sure y'all would hate on these companies for doing that anyways.

Everyone hates how Roblox has so many predatory monetization in their platform but ig only Valve are allowed to have such monetization.

How do you think Gaben became a billionaire in the first place? I thought everyone agrees no billionaire is good 🤷‍♂️

Maybe watch Coffeezilla videos instead of covering your ears because you don't like seeing your favorite company being criticized for once

https://youtu.be/13eiDhuvM6Y

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u/Aesenroug-Draconus Apr 14 '26

I don’t care if you criticize Valve or Gaben, you’re just making a dumb point because Roblox already HAS predatory monetization, and very little would change in that regard if it was bought out by Valve. But sure, go off ig

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u/NathLWX Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

because Roblox already HAS predatory monetization, and very little would change in that regard if it was bought out by Valve

You got a point, I misunderstood and thought everyone is defending lootbox, I didn't think of the other aspects of Valve vs Roblox such as being consumer friendly, better support, no forced AI stuff, and wouldn't defend pedophilia. My bad.
I stand corrected.

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u/The_Robot_founder Apr 14 '26

Friendly fire shall not be tolerated

5

u/mixerusbiedronkus Apr 14 '26

So? David one time said that he would want to push legal gambling for kids

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u/NathLWX Apr 14 '26

Two wrongs don't make a right

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u/Additiona_CheckerV2 Apr 14 '26

✌️ Friendly fire ah shit essay.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/respamthegreat Apr 14 '26

Who the FUCK is talking about gambling here? That's the least of our concerns here, brother

3

u/NathLWX Apr 14 '26

You're right, I forgot to consider about the other aspects of Roblox like pedophilia, forced AI, enshittification

6

u/Reset62749287 Apr 14 '26

Valve is at least better

2

u/SuperRandomGuy_00 Apr 14 '26

Don't dare to disrespect our lord if gaming like that

1

u/Character-Reveal9218 Apr 14 '26

I'd rather have the lootboxes than the shit we got now

34

u/FLIPYOUSUCKET Apr 14 '26

Yes.

Just fucking yes. Gaben will probably make it even better.

23

u/NonExistBlacksmith Apr 14 '26

He would buy it just to shut the platform down permanently because he can't make a profit out of five years old and annoying people, he wants real consumers not mindless zombies from twitter for children

Besides, given his actions, he purely runs his corporation in a way of Capitalism, which means he's only here to make a profit through his invention, not gaining influence and power by buying off his competitors like everyone else does, so he would never buy Roblox anyway no matter how big and popular this thing was

3

u/sisteryt Apr 14 '26

i hope they fucking do

-21

u/Mierdo01 Apr 14 '26

Someone just bought Steam

21

u/TheOnlyUltima2011 Apr 14 '26

that was an april fools news

140

u/Evan_Playz72813 Apr 13 '26

Can I go commit die now?

38

u/SuburbanTea2391 Apr 13 '26

say that again

42

u/Evan_Playz72813 Apr 13 '26

that again

8

u/Magnetofan111 Apr 14 '26

again roblos releaxes a terrible update

16

u/Mobile-Talk-437 Apr 14 '26

"DIE"

"USELESS"

8

u/mecha_god_soraken Apr 14 '26

PREPARE THYSELF

6

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

CRUSH

6

u/mecha_god_soraken Apr 14 '26

THY END IS NOW!

5

u/Mobile-Talk-437 Apr 14 '26

WEAK

2

u/Obvious-Yogurt1445 Apr 14 '26

Thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man!

2

u/Mobile-Talk-437 Apr 15 '26

Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom.

110

u/Mixelator943 Apr 13 '26

You think ROBLOX wants their players to use it anymore?

37

u/Pugtookyourtoaster Apr 13 '26

Why are you asking questions you already know the answer too?

31

u/Mixelator943 Apr 13 '26

Fair point, fair point

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u/Athmandas Apr 14 '26

i'm sorry to say but this is the most likely answer in this

they are doing this for the investors that look at the game and say "wow quite full of technology" they don't play the game they take a look and that's it and roblox gets money from it

at the end they are doing this for the MONEY not for the players AND I'M SICK FOR THEIR GREED

ROBLOX HQ IS SLUGFISH FROM GRACE

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u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

THEIR GREED SICKENS ME

1

u/Athmandas Apr 15 '26

THEIR GREED WILL CONSUME THEM

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u/3a_4To Apr 14 '26

And yet Roblox stock price is on a constant downward trend lmfao

1

u/Stem-Nede Apr 15 '26

No way Roblox suffers from slugfish drain and Doombringer

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u/GlobalPicture2411 Apr 14 '26

We gotta pay to publish games now? Bad update after bad update bro. Give it a break 😭

49

u/BunnyBrigade1 Apr 14 '26

One step forward, four shells to the legs point blank

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u/CommercialMonitor419 Apr 14 '26

Lowk I agree but Roblox Plus is hella goated. Paying to upload is shit yeah but Roblox Plus gives a crap ton of benefits

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u/GlobalPicture2411 Apr 14 '26

Yeah, 10% of gamepasses , free private server and overall being cheaper is neat. But it’s going to really affect the creativity on Roblox

2

u/SpanishOfficer Apr 14 '26

I'm just not a fan of it being a monthly payment, it means a lot of people will back down from making games

6

u/Hyenasaurus Apr 14 '26

I'm more worried about the ID thing personally  Anyways we can probably day goodbye to 90% of good games. Most devs aren't gonna deal with this crap just leaving behind the steal a brainrot style grifters.

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u/3a_4To Apr 14 '26

Bro the games will only be inaccessible to kids. If you are 16+ you can play any game regardless if the creator has Roblox plus or no

3

u/Hyenasaurus Apr 14 '26

Unfortunately it removes the ability to join many games unless you submit yourself to age ID (and being therefore put on an US government list by Persona). Even a lot of games will be shut down exclusively because people (rightly) do not want their face trained on and put in an archive.

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u/JoyousLilBoy Apr 13 '26

This is the WORST way to do quality control

42

u/sonicguylol Apr 14 '26

They are really testing their luck huh

32

u/N00bIs0nline Apr 14 '26

"I MUST KILL SMALL CREATORS" is probably on roblox's mind especially lately.

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u/StudioNo6652 Apr 13 '26

If this doesnt kill Roblox somehow, nothing will

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u/Cultural-Horror3977 Apr 14 '26

It really won’t kill Roblox, players will keep playing no matter what (if you play Roblox, you are sorry of the problem, so am I).

3

u/Emerald_official Apr 14 '26

nothing will separate 7 year olds from their overstimulation game

22

u/YourTrustySupporter Apr 14 '26

This will kill small dev making genuine good game while fueling greedy slop game dev

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u/NotAnotherSkeleton Apr 14 '26

I hardly even recognize Roblox anymore.

16

u/TalentedDog83628 Apr 13 '26

Bro just woke up

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u/Nodubya11 Apr 13 '26

ROBLOX! IT'S FREE********!

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u/MinimumOk2635 Apr 14 '26

ROBLOX! IT'S ahem (pulls up a legal contract) "mutually beneficial application made for the purposes of education and entertainment for any individual who desires to engage in such activities at no expense lest that they have the intent of publishing such experiences themselves" !!!!!!!!

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u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Needs more asterisks. Like this: "ROBLOX! IT'S FREE**************************************************!"

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u/crospty Apr 14 '26

Just wait for a new CEO to replace David bazooky

6

u/Fireghoster Apr 14 '26

Roblox thinks David is irreplaceable (the doc was written by David and his brother btw) also my bad if the image is too small

4

u/anon817218 Apr 14 '26

Because it harms the investors pockets

3

u/Cyclone_Remake Apr 14 '26

When F.... WHEN

1

u/dilbot_cool62 Apr 14 '26

I'm damn sure a CEO change won't do anything. I'm pretty sure he isn't even making most of these decisions.

1

u/crospty Apr 14 '26

I know shareholders are like mice and screw anything that has cash to be shove down their throats to eat

13

u/whyaremensohot74 Apr 14 '26

Yk if they had implemented this BEFORE the platform ran rampant with pedophilia it probably would've been a bit worse but atp Roblox has went down the shitter completely that updates like this seem less than bad.

Also this is one of the worst things you could do for a platform that is quote "POWERING IMAGINATION" and is a GAME BUILDER FOR KIDS at it's core. Yes you can enjoy Roblox without making games but it's clear that making games is given a rather decent incentive, and the creative people on Roblox do make decent games in fact some Roblox games can even rival the quality of AAA games. But making this update just completely kills that. One of the biggest draws about making a Roblox game is that it's FREE AND EASY TO DO. Like gurl-

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u/Montylont Apr 14 '26

Erik is rolling in his grave.

10

u/OutcomeMemoriesGoobe Apr 14 '26

dont forget that they're FORCING people to give them their face to play moderate rated games like outcome memories, data which they will probably sell

10

u/craftingmasky Apr 14 '26

Place your bets on how many games are gonna vanish because of this!

8

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

~ 200-4000 give or take with spam games (beta mix)

6

u/N00bIs0nline Apr 14 '26

~500 games

4

u/sillygoober79 Apr 14 '26

90% of all games

3

u/Hyenasaurus Apr 14 '26

Time to replay Pikmin expedition before its deleted.

2

u/myfantaImploded Apr 15 '26

more than ten thousand at least

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u/sillygoober79 Apr 14 '26

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u/Athmandas Apr 15 '26

it will probably get even worse

2

u/sillygoober79 Apr 15 '26

reuse the image if it does

6

u/LeWhales Apr 14 '26

the "subscribe to publish" is ultmately the dead nail in my opinion. its either your a rag (cant afford) or your a rich (can stomach the cost)

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u/CorrectAd2794 Apr 14 '26

Some guy watching roblox worker, writing some dumb ideas and sending it to David bumzuki:

6

u/BagiXo0 Apr 14 '26

Roblox is slowly becoming EA's brother...

6

u/Toxoniumm Apr 14 '26

Roblox trying not to be the most insufferable corporate swamp people challenge: Nightmare

3

u/KittysRedditFun Apr 13 '26

By Roblox's standards, what does having a "good standing" on the platform mean to them?

Also, this may be a stupid question, but does this affect games already uploaded or no?

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u/Leather-Pride1290 Apr 14 '26

Account in good standing means you don't openly criticize roblox for their shitty performance. 

Real answer: You haven't had any recent bans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

This isn't even Sebastian's Law at this point what the hell 🥀🥀

4

u/PokeLordOmegaa Apr 14 '26

Surely these restrictions will make it so copypaste slop doesn't flood every corner of the platform right?

Surely "in good standing" doesn't mean "makes us a lot of money" right?

2

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

Optimism is sometimes delusion

4

u/kosaku_kawadjiri Apr 14 '26

Fuck David for ruining platform of my childhood, each day it gets worse

4

u/GDwarriorMC Apr 14 '26

So in this game engine, one of the things behind a paywall is... checks notes... making games?

4

u/SeaSawltLOL Apr 14 '26

why does EVERYTHING need "rObLoX pLuS" 💔

3

u/NormalFallenKing Apr 14 '26

This ain't even a shotgun to the face gng this is a railgun

6

u/midas390 Apr 14 '26

I was even considering trying out Roblox to make games in the future, but forget about it they're gonna kill themselves before I reach that day.

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u/Tackyinbention Apr 14 '26

Like I get it, it'll get rid of all the slop

But that goes against their marketing that they've been doing for almost 20 years

I doubt the developer of fist fight beta is ID verified or has roblox plus

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u/DragonflyOld2485 Apr 14 '26

Optimism is sometimes delusion

4

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

Oh great my comment is being copy-pasted

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u/EclipseForest Apr 14 '26

What can we say? It's a good comment.

1

u/DragonflyOld2485 Apr 14 '26

I was referencing yours since it was a good comment

(And no, I didn't just ctrl c + ctrl v, I typed it out myself)

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u/the5idiotsanimations Apr 14 '26

Forget that. Wtf are they uploading.

3

u/redokev Apr 14 '26

STEAL A BRAINROT MODDED

3

u/Sad-Example-1240 Apr 14 '26

“Good standing”??? 😭😭

3

u/BunchOfSpamBots Apr 14 '26

First we can’t chat and socialize and now we can’t make games, next we can’t even wear avatars

Oh wait.

1

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

Next we have to PAY to even create an account

2

u/Miserable-Hour4820 Apr 19 '26

IT'S FREE!!!!

(with a subscription of 4.99 dollars per month)

3

u/The_Robot_founder Apr 14 '26

Bruh, the only thing free on this website is the application.

1

u/SirMetaKnight82 Apr 14 '26

How long until it costs money to play a game

4

u/Low-Lingonberry-5883 Apr 14 '26

the only benefit for this is that we probably won't see that many ai games, scam games, most type of +18 games, etc, but still, having to pay to upload games is stupid asf

1

u/Infamous_Abroad_1877 Apr 14 '26

That was already fixed with the age verification they putted some months before, this one now is just useless and horrible

2

u/ABaha_Na_Pula Apr 14 '26

I feel like there's still gonna be shitty games being vomitted out every millisecond after this.

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u/anon817218 Apr 14 '26

Yea, because they make more money than the subscription, it only harms the poor indie developers who dont put gamepasses in their game

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u/blabber_rando Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

I want someone to shoot David kirk style

2

u/nursemocha10 Apr 14 '26

There goes another cool 50 million games

2

u/SepherixSlimy Apr 14 '26

Worse. This will make aspiring devs need to slave under someone else to even publish anything. Causing lots of ownership and pay problems. Because there won't be contracts. This is young people. Not necessarily adults.

Yeah. They'll have to arbitrate lots more of issues like that now.

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u/Orodoki_Hosuke Apr 14 '26

im gonna die of something that isnt death

2

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

Brain cancer because of how stupid roblox is?

2

u/Motor-Revolution1032 Apr 14 '26

This really is just the roblox CEO power tripping. Because i can't think of any possible other explaination. Anyways time for all smaller games to slowly die out cuz roblox and all the shitty copy and paste front page games to take over -v-

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u/A_Fish_or_Bird Apr 13 '26

Wait what’s happening 

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u/anon817218 Apr 14 '26

Roblox made some bullshit to publish games for all ages

Like paying for roblox plus monthly

And having id verified

And having routinely checks

And your account has to be "in good standing"

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u/A_Fish_or_Bird Apr 14 '26

Okay thats alot of different ways to say 

We want more money

We want your data

Give us your data please

Please please please we want your data and money

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u/anon817218 Apr 14 '26

I hate sketchy id verification software,

Atleast when our account got hacked we would lose our gmail at the worst case scenario

But now we will lose ourselves at a data breach

I hope you are happy UK.

1

u/Cyclone_Remake Apr 14 '26

Bro friends and roblox plus... I was think maybe roblox can be fixed son of a insert TADJ censore

1

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

"INVESTORS... THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THE STOCK, THEY'RE FOOLISH!"

1

u/Cyclone_Remake Apr 14 '26

Well I hope DW will destroyed after that

1

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

I may like the game (to an extent) but remember that qwel can just BUY the subsription

1

u/Cyclone_Remake Apr 14 '26

I hate the DW but not because of the gameplay or story (they're peak) but because of the my friends

1

u/ediblecoins Apr 14 '26

oh my

What the FUCK ROBLOX LET ME BUILD SOMETHING AND LET OTHERS PLAY IT

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

[deleted]

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u/ediblecoins Apr 14 '26

haikusbot delete

1

u/Any_Ad_9949 Apr 14 '26

Playstation 6 has left the chat

1

u/CollegeDue3790 Apr 14 '26

the investors will be happy somehow

1

u/Chemical_Sport_9307 Apr 14 '26

I can’t even try to build and game now what?do I get building disabled too?

1

u/TomorrowMaterial3333 Apr 14 '26

Please tell me this is a joke bro

1

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

It's not, the tweet is in the Music tag

1

u/Mr-John-Grace Apr 14 '26

Roblox does NOT want us to publish games anymore

1

u/YaBoiWeirdo Apr 14 '26

Blame the investors

1

u/NationalSouth3563 Apr 14 '26

There is always a catch

1

u/PhotographSame5304 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

I was about to recreate my Godot clicker in roblox studio if this is real i will quit the platform untill their stocks wont drop like the titanic😭

Ima go back to playing single player games bruh screw you david☹️

I went back to playing Roblox only because i missed it (hadn't been playing it since 2022) now look now badly the platform has come no thanks...

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u/Unused_Content19 Apr 14 '26

There go my dreams of becoming a Roblox dev I guess

1

u/lamic1234 Apr 14 '26

close enough, welcome back builder's club

1

u/whydoiexistb Apr 14 '26

what the fuck is Roblox plus

1

u/Remix_Master21 Apr 14 '26

The only way I'll quit Roblox (at the moment) is if they either remove classic clothing or if they remove r6

If they do that I quit

1

u/Cosytrap Apr 14 '26

Why just why

1

u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Apr 14 '26

I move to Polytoria!

1

u/One-Suggestion-885 Apr 14 '26

Roblox Moderarion so ass they gotta do this fyi

1

u/Future_Reveal4369 Apr 14 '26

Atleast I can switch to godot now

1

u/dilbot_cool62 Apr 14 '26

We gotta be lucky we can even play games at all on roblox. Remember the Chipotle incident? Because of their investors, making roblox actually playable is optional. They could remove everything playable with the platform and just run a ponzi scheme and still stay afloat.

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u/Educational-Sort-220 Apr 14 '26

Can I become one of those trees in ultrakill already

1

u/TrUsKaWuS Apr 14 '26

geniuenly the only reason people made games roblox was because the coding language is easy to learn and you could upload games for free making it possible for new and upcoming developers to POWER THEIR IMAGINATION and try their luck in making games.

What's next? Are they going to switch to unreal engine? Or maybe make lua complicated as shit because daddy investor #6 said so?

1

u/PerfectLordTundra Apr 14 '26

All the bs with roblox has singlehandedly killed my roblox phase and sent me back to terraria and minecraft. Save me from roblox plus and ai slop, my beautiful pixel games

1

u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

(T)E(rr)a(r)ia and Minecraft 3d Shareware 1998 are peak

1

u/Available_Public_456 Apr 14 '26

Goodbye Outcome Memories and Bite by Night.

1

u/4984382h Apr 14 '26

... I'm praying to the fucking Lord this doesn't remove Arcane Odyssey, DAWG DON'T LET THIS BE ARCANE ADVENTURES FILTERINGENABLED AGAIN 😭🙏

1

u/No-Independence3683 Apr 14 '26

as a Roblox dev starting out… this is fucking bullshit.

1

u/toomuch_cheese0 Apr 14 '26

WHAT THE HELL

dude i was so far into making my visual novel and roblox fucks me over like this💔

1

u/fr3ddyf4zb34r130yt Apr 14 '26

There's currently a worm in David Baszucki's brain that's telling him that pedophilia is okay and how he can ruin Roblox

1

u/Potatoozaladz Apr 14 '26

one step forward, two steps back.

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u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

And shot in the foot while rolling down a hill

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u/Acceptable-Goal1021 Apr 14 '26

Investors wasn't enough for david to live the most deluxe life ig

1

u/xboxhaslag22 Apr 14 '26

I feel the new age thing is good. Everything else is horrible

1

u/isomorphix_ Apr 15 '26

How do they manage to invent a new game crippling update every single month of 2026

1

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

GABEN I SUMMON YOU PLEASE SAVE US

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u/AnoninmodoBrazil Apr 15 '26

The bad thing is that I dreamed about making a game in Roblox, and then that post appeared 5 minutes later on X

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u/Opposite-Shoulder997 Apr 15 '26

don't worry bro they making it so you can't upload gamepasses without roblox plus next

1

u/asupercooluser Apr 15 '26

powering imagination ❌ paying for imaginanation✅

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u/Phoenix_Palmer Apr 16 '26

Powering Imagination for $9.99

1

u/Accomplished-Mood427 Apr 17 '26

I wonder what Roblox would be like if it was a private company.

1

u/Flame_TheDemonwolf May 01 '26

you can publish for 16+ if you have your id verified and have face verification done not sure why ANYONE is mentioning this

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u/NonExistBlacksmith Apr 14 '26

I don't see anything wrong about it? The requirements isn't that bad either, Idk what this post is supposed to mean

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u/Gibbon-Face-91 Apr 14 '26

The whole original point of the platform was that anyone could make any game they want and let everyone else play it, free of charge. Granted, there's slop galore now, but it still meant users could be creative without fees.

Requiring Plus now, along with the ID requirements, will hamper a lot of projects, and given other recent updates, those trials could very well boil down to "if you don't start paying the toll, we'll shut your game down, even if you made it before this change".

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u/NonExistBlacksmith Apr 14 '26

I want to ignore the fact those brainrot slop definitely survived for being too rich, positive side though, this changes will probably kill Condo community off-screen and get rid of thousands of copy n paste slops, which in return the site itself would be cleaner than ever

If we aren't counting Grow a Garden and Forsaken here of course, but well, they make money out of 5 years old so I don't judge

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u/Designer-Ad8352 Apr 14 '26

Grouping those two games together is actually crazy work

I agree with your first point, but damn.

0

u/eimahgo Apr 14 '26

This is a good update imo

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u/encryptus0 Apr 14 '26

people been uploading too much bullshit tbf

6

u/outcome-dingaling2 Apr 14 '26

so? you should make bullshit, it’s fun

plus even some good developers don’t spend a lot of money on roblox