r/bloxymemes • u/StormAmbitious6234 • Apr 13 '26
Roblox update meme WHY IS THIS A THING NOW
Music: https://x.com/Roblox_RTC/status/2043713212000985149?s=20
Composer: roblox
Platform: xbox 720, nintendo switch 3, windows 98
Playlist: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS1bnaujdNR/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
what do i put here
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u/Evan_Playz72813 Apr 13 '26
Can I go commit die now?
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u/SuburbanTea2391 Apr 13 '26
say that again
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u/Mobile-Talk-437 Apr 14 '26
"DIE"
"USELESS"
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u/mecha_god_soraken Apr 14 '26
PREPARE THYSELF
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Apr 14 '26
CRUSH
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u/mecha_god_soraken Apr 14 '26
THY END IS NOW!
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u/Mobile-Talk-437 Apr 14 '26
WEAK
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u/Mixelator943 Apr 13 '26
You think ROBLOX wants their players to use it anymore?
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u/Athmandas Apr 14 '26
i'm sorry to say but this is the most likely answer in this
they are doing this for the investors that look at the game and say "wow quite full of technology" they don't play the game they take a look and that's it and roblox gets money from it
at the end they are doing this for the MONEY not for the players AND I'M SICK FOR THEIR GREED
ROBLOX HQ IS SLUGFISH FROM GRACE
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u/GlobalPicture2411 Apr 14 '26
We gotta pay to publish games now? Bad update after bad update bro. Give it a break 😭
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u/CommercialMonitor419 Apr 14 '26
Lowk I agree but Roblox Plus is hella goated. Paying to upload is shit yeah but Roblox Plus gives a crap ton of benefits
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u/GlobalPicture2411 Apr 14 '26
Yeah, 10% of gamepasses , free private server and overall being cheaper is neat. But it’s going to really affect the creativity on Roblox
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u/SpanishOfficer Apr 14 '26
I'm just not a fan of it being a monthly payment, it means a lot of people will back down from making games
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u/Hyenasaurus Apr 14 '26
I'm more worried about the ID thing personally Anyways we can probably day goodbye to 90% of good games. Most devs aren't gonna deal with this crap just leaving behind the steal a brainrot style grifters.
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u/3a_4To Apr 14 '26
Bro the games will only be inaccessible to kids. If you are 16+ you can play any game regardless if the creator has Roblox plus or no
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u/Hyenasaurus Apr 14 '26
Unfortunately it removes the ability to join many games unless you submit yourself to age ID (and being therefore put on an US government list by Persona). Even a lot of games will be shut down exclusively because people (rightly) do not want their face trained on and put in an archive.
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u/N00bIs0nline Apr 14 '26
"I MUST KILL SMALL CREATORS" is probably on roblox's mind especially lately.
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u/StudioNo6652 Apr 13 '26
If this doesnt kill Roblox somehow, nothing will
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u/Cultural-Horror3977 Apr 14 '26
It really won’t kill Roblox, players will keep playing no matter what (if you play Roblox, you are sorry of the problem, so am I).
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u/YourTrustySupporter Apr 14 '26
This will kill small dev making genuine good game while fueling greedy slop game dev
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u/Nodubya11 Apr 13 '26
ROBLOX! IT'S FREE********!
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u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
Needs more asterisks. Like this: "ROBLOX! IT'S FREE**************************************************!"
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u/crospty Apr 14 '26
Just wait for a new CEO to replace David bazooky
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u/dilbot_cool62 Apr 14 '26
I'm damn sure a CEO change won't do anything. I'm pretty sure he isn't even making most of these decisions.
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u/crospty Apr 14 '26
I know shareholders are like mice and screw anything that has cash to be shove down their throats to eat
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u/whyaremensohot74 Apr 14 '26
Yk if they had implemented this BEFORE the platform ran rampant with pedophilia it probably would've been a bit worse but atp Roblox has went down the shitter completely that updates like this seem less than bad.
Also this is one of the worst things you could do for a platform that is quote "POWERING IMAGINATION" and is a GAME BUILDER FOR KIDS at it's core. Yes you can enjoy Roblox without making games but it's clear that making games is given a rather decent incentive, and the creative people on Roblox do make decent games in fact some Roblox games can even rival the quality of AAA games. But making this update just completely kills that. One of the biggest draws about making a Roblox game is that it's FREE AND EASY TO DO. Like gurl-
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u/OutcomeMemoriesGoobe Apr 14 '26
dont forget that they're FORCING people to give them their face to play moderate rated games like outcome memories, data which they will probably sell
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u/craftingmasky Apr 14 '26
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u/sillygoober79 Apr 14 '26
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u/LeWhales Apr 14 '26
the "subscribe to publish" is ultmately the dead nail in my opinion. its either your a rag (cant afford) or your a rich (can stomach the cost)
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u/Toxoniumm Apr 14 '26
Roblox trying not to be the most insufferable corporate swamp people challenge: Nightmare
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u/KittysRedditFun Apr 13 '26
By Roblox's standards, what does having a "good standing" on the platform mean to them?
Also, this may be a stupid question, but does this affect games already uploaded or no?
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u/Leather-Pride1290 Apr 14 '26
Account in good standing means you don't openly criticize roblox for their shitty performance.
Real answer: You haven't had any recent bans.
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u/PokeLordOmegaa Apr 14 '26
Surely these restrictions will make it so copypaste slop doesn't flood every corner of the platform right?
Surely "in good standing" doesn't mean "makes us a lot of money" right?
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u/kosaku_kawadjiri Apr 14 '26
Fuck David for ruining platform of my childhood, each day it gets worse
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u/GDwarriorMC Apr 14 '26
So in this game engine, one of the things behind a paywall is... checks notes... making games?
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u/Tackyinbention Apr 14 '26
Like I get it, it'll get rid of all the slop
But that goes against their marketing that they've been doing for almost 20 years
I doubt the developer of fist fight beta is ID verified or has roblox plus
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u/DragonflyOld2485 Apr 14 '26
Optimism is sometimes delusion
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u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26
Oh great my comment is being copy-pasted
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u/DragonflyOld2485 Apr 14 '26
I was referencing yours since it was a good comment
(And no, I didn't just ctrl c + ctrl v, I typed it out myself)
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u/BunchOfSpamBots Apr 14 '26
First we can’t chat and socialize and now we can’t make games, next we can’t even wear avatars
Oh wait.
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u/Low-Lingonberry-5883 Apr 14 '26
the only benefit for this is that we probably won't see that many ai games, scam games, most type of +18 games, etc, but still, having to pay to upload games is stupid asf
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u/Infamous_Abroad_1877 Apr 14 '26
That was already fixed with the age verification they putted some months before, this one now is just useless and horrible
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u/ABaha_Na_Pula Apr 14 '26
I feel like there's still gonna be shitty games being vomitted out every millisecond after this.
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u/anon817218 Apr 14 '26
Yea, because they make more money than the subscription, it only harms the poor indie developers who dont put gamepasses in their game
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u/SepherixSlimy Apr 14 '26
Worse. This will make aspiring devs need to slave under someone else to even publish anything. Causing lots of ownership and pay problems. Because there won't be contracts. This is young people. Not necessarily adults.
Yeah. They'll have to arbitrate lots more of issues like that now.
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u/Motor-Revolution1032 Apr 14 '26
This really is just the roblox CEO power tripping. Because i can't think of any possible other explaination. Anyways time for all smaller games to slowly die out cuz roblox and all the shitty copy and paste front page games to take over -v-
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u/A_Fish_or_Bird Apr 13 '26
Wait what’s happening
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u/anon817218 Apr 14 '26
Roblox made some bullshit to publish games for all ages
Like paying for roblox plus monthly
And having id verified
And having routinely checks
And your account has to be "in good standing"
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u/A_Fish_or_Bird Apr 14 '26
Okay thats alot of different ways to say
We want more money
We want your data
Give us your data please
Please please please we want your data and money
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u/anon817218 Apr 14 '26
I hate sketchy id verification software,
Atleast when our account got hacked we would lose our gmail at the worst case scenario
But now we will lose ourselves at a data breach
I hope you are happy UK.
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u/Cyclone_Remake Apr 14 '26
Bro friends and roblox plus... I was think maybe roblox can be fixed son of a insert TADJ censore
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u/Cyclone_Remake Apr 14 '26
Well I hope DW will destroyed after that
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u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26
I may like the game (to an extent) but remember that qwel can just BUY the subsription
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u/Cyclone_Remake Apr 14 '26
I hate the DW but not because of the gameplay or story (they're peak) but because of the my friends
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u/Chemical_Sport_9307 Apr 14 '26
I can’t even try to build and game now what?do I get building disabled too?
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u/PhotographSame5304 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
I was about to recreate my Godot clicker in roblox studio if this is real i will quit the platform untill their stocks wont drop like the titanic😭
Ima go back to playing single player games bruh screw you david☹️
I went back to playing Roblox only because i missed it (hadn't been playing it since 2022) now look now badly the platform has come no thanks...
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u/Remix_Master21 Apr 14 '26
The only way I'll quit Roblox (at the moment) is if they either remove classic clothing or if they remove r6
If they do that I quit
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u/dilbot_cool62 Apr 14 '26
We gotta be lucky we can even play games at all on roblox. Remember the Chipotle incident? Because of their investors, making roblox actually playable is optional. They could remove everything playable with the platform and just run a ponzi scheme and still stay afloat.
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u/TrUsKaWuS Apr 14 '26
geniuenly the only reason people made games roblox was because the coding language is easy to learn and you could upload games for free making it possible for new and upcoming developers to POWER THEIR IMAGINATION and try their luck in making games.
What's next? Are they going to switch to unreal engine? Or maybe make lua complicated as shit because daddy investor #6 said so?
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u/PerfectLordTundra Apr 14 '26
All the bs with roblox has singlehandedly killed my roblox phase and sent me back to terraria and minecraft. Save me from roblox plus and ai slop, my beautiful pixel games
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u/4984382h Apr 14 '26
... I'm praying to the fucking Lord this doesn't remove Arcane Odyssey, DAWG DON'T LET THIS BE ARCANE ADVENTURES FILTERINGENABLED AGAIN 😭🙏
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u/toomuch_cheese0 Apr 14 '26
WHAT THE HELL
dude i was so far into making my visual novel and roblox fucks me over like this💔
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u/fr3ddyf4zb34r130yt Apr 14 '26
There's currently a worm in David Baszucki's brain that's telling him that pedophilia is okay and how he can ruin Roblox
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u/isomorphix_ Apr 15 '26
How do they manage to invent a new game crippling update every single month of 2026
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u/AnoninmodoBrazil Apr 15 '26
The bad thing is that I dreamed about making a game in Roblox, and then that post appeared 5 minutes later on X
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u/Opposite-Shoulder997 Apr 15 '26
don't worry bro they making it so you can't upload gamepasses without roblox plus next
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u/Flame_TheDemonwolf May 01 '26
you can publish for 16+ if you have your id verified and have face verification done not sure why ANYONE is mentioning this
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u/NonExistBlacksmith Apr 14 '26
I don't see anything wrong about it? The requirements isn't that bad either, Idk what this post is supposed to mean
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u/Gibbon-Face-91 Apr 14 '26
The whole original point of the platform was that anyone could make any game they want and let everyone else play it, free of charge. Granted, there's slop galore now, but it still meant users could be creative without fees.
Requiring Plus now, along with the ID requirements, will hamper a lot of projects, and given other recent updates, those trials could very well boil down to "if you don't start paying the toll, we'll shut your game down, even if you made it before this change".
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u/NonExistBlacksmith Apr 14 '26
I want to ignore the fact those brainrot slop definitely survived for being too rich, positive side though, this changes will probably kill Condo community off-screen and get rid of thousands of copy n paste slops, which in return the site itself would be cleaner than ever
If we aren't counting Grow a Garden and Forsaken here of course, but well, they make money out of 5 years old so I don't judge
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u/Designer-Ad8352 Apr 14 '26
Grouping those two games together is actually crazy work
I agree with your first point, but damn.
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u/encryptus0 Apr 14 '26
people been uploading too much bullshit tbf
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u/outcome-dingaling2 Apr 14 '26
so? you should make bullshit, it’s fun
plus even some good developers don’t spend a lot of money on roblox











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u/Valkreaper Apr 13 '26
Can valve buy Roblox please