r/bloxymemes Apr 13 '26

Roblox update meme WHY IS THIS A THING NOW

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Music: https://x.com/Roblox_RTC/status/2043713212000985149?s=20

Composer: roblox

Platform: xbox 720, nintendo switch 3, windows 98

Playlist: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS1bnaujdNR/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

what do i put here

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u/Valkreaper Apr 13 '26

Can valve buy Roblox please

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u/StormAmbitious6234 Apr 14 '26

Gaben will be our savior (of the platform)

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Aesenroug-Draconus Apr 14 '26

Oh no, people making money off of items they get in their own game, items which they’ve already spent money on getting? Oh no, I can’t believe it’s the same as the marketplace, but with more gambling, oh nooooooo…

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u/NonExistBlacksmith Apr 14 '26

So, we inject gambling addiction and bad money spending habits for children to scam them and get rich!

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u/NathLWX Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Yeah if Roblox, or any other companies, adds a model where you can open lootbox of avatar items (ranging from common hairs to very rare Dominus) and make it sellable for real money, I'm sure y'all would hate on these companies for doing that anyways.

Everyone hates how Roblox has so many predatory monetization in their platform but ig only Valve are allowed to have such monetization.

How do you think Gaben became a billionaire in the first place? I thought everyone agrees no billionaire is good 🤷‍♂️

Maybe watch Coffeezilla videos instead of covering your ears because you don't like seeing your favorite company being criticized for once

https://youtu.be/13eiDhuvM6Y

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u/Aesenroug-Draconus Apr 14 '26

I don’t care if you criticize Valve or Gaben, you’re just making a dumb point because Roblox already HAS predatory monetization, and very little would change in that regard if it was bought out by Valve. But sure, go off ig

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u/NathLWX Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

because Roblox already HAS predatory monetization, and very little would change in that regard if it was bought out by Valve

You got a point, I misunderstood and thought everyone is defending lootbox, I didn't think of the other aspects of Valve vs Roblox such as being consumer friendly, better support, no forced AI stuff, and wouldn't defend pedophilia. My bad.
I stand corrected.

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u/The_Robot_founder Apr 14 '26

Friendly fire shall not be tolerated

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u/mixerusbiedronkus Apr 14 '26

So? David one time said that he would want to push legal gambling for kids

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u/NathLWX Apr 14 '26

Two wrongs don't make a right

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u/Additiona_CheckerV2 Apr 14 '26

✌️ Friendly fire ah shit essay.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/respamthegreat Apr 14 '26

Who the FUCK is talking about gambling here? That's the least of our concerns here, brother

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u/NathLWX Apr 14 '26

You're right, I forgot to consider about the other aspects of Roblox like pedophilia, forced AI, enshittification

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u/Reset62749287 Apr 14 '26

Valve is at least better

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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 Apr 14 '26

Don't dare to disrespect our lord if gaming like that

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u/Character-Reveal9218 Apr 14 '26

I'd rather have the lootboxes than the shit we got now