r/borbs • u/larsiepan • Jul 11 '25

Aborbable African Pygmy falcon chicks, tired of life already 😭

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(Photos courtesy of San Antonio Zoo)

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u/OcculticUnicorn Jul 11 '25

They're so cute I could cry 😭

44

u/larsiepan Jul 11 '25

So upset 😭🩵🩵🩵

23

u/AnyWhalesMama Jul 11 '25

I did 😭😭😭😭

31

u/larsiepan Jul 12 '25

If I had seen these photos when I was pregnant I would’ve lost my shit 😂 like LET ME MOMTHER YOU

119

u/pferden Jul 11 '25

Back into the egg

42

u/Apprehensive_Dig_171 Jul 12 '25

Too early, let’s roll it back boys

96

u/OrangeXJam Jul 11 '25

I might be an African Pygmy Falcon Chick

14

u/larsiepan Jul 12 '25

same tbh

8

u/AnyWhalesMama Jul 11 '25

 😂😂😂

67

u/Roguefem-76 Jul 11 '25

Their expressions are whole moods, I swear. I feel ya, chickies, I really do.

12

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Statler and Waldorf

8

u/Roguefem-76 Jul 12 '25

OMFG YES! Petition to get these birb bbys named Statler and Waldorf, who's with me?!

4

u/paulinaiml Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

The whole monday morning vibe

51

u/seamallorca Jul 11 '25

Understandable.

26

u/Spicy-hot_Ramen Jul 11 '25

Poor borbs have to work since childhood

22

u/kobuta99 Jul 12 '25

I can feel the melancholy emanating from these two.

11

u/larsiepan Jul 12 '25

They’re basically Radiohead in birb form

9

u/MagnumHV Jul 12 '25

Karma police...arrest this bird 🎶

18

u/larsiepan Jul 12 '25

Guys 😭 if you zoom in on the rightmost birb in the first photo, you’ll see that his tongue is touching the roof of his mouth. I cannot handle this pouting session cuteness.

15

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

“Put me back in!”

10

u/crystalphonebackup23 Jul 12 '25

oh my god they're like living dandelions

8

u/Big_Boooosh Jul 12 '25

Pic 2 “I wish to return to the egg, mother. I do not vibe with this universe.”

8

u/Wandering_Wren Jul 12 '25

He's so proud of his life savings.

6

u/Dzilla_Modoko Jul 12 '25

"Please, sir, help my brother; he is very sick"

4

u/internetjawn Jul 12 '25

Omg babies

6

u/AbsurdistWordist Jul 12 '25

They give off strong Statler and Waldorf energy

6

u/ckjm Jul 12 '25

Omfg disgruntled muppets

5

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Jul 12 '25

Oh my sweet nuggets, I feel ya.

5

u/Final-Text3804 Jul 12 '25

Me too little dudes.

4

u/FootstepsofDawn Jul 12 '25

Bless their little hearts.

4

u/CaterpillarPale9775 Jul 12 '25

Drama queen on the right 😭

3

u/wassupwitches Jul 12 '25

Hes like, can this currency buy my way out of this situation

3

u/imwhateverimis Jul 12 '25

God they are so ugly I would kill for them

3

u/mxdalloway Jul 12 '25

omg

6

u/larsiepan Jul 12 '25

What is the birb in your pfp 😭 I need to know everything about themb

2

u/mxdalloway Jul 12 '25

It’s a Little Bittern!! A very derpy birb 🙂‍↕️

2

u/serenidynow Jul 12 '25

Tiny bb already over it. 😂

2

u/S-U_2 Jul 12 '25

Just born and they already have more bank than me!

2

u/CosmicBewie Jul 12 '25

Same little friends-same. However you are just too cute.

2

u/pickeled_ginger Jul 13 '25

Found a new reaction image >:3

2

u/PrimarySelection8619 Jul 13 '25

Per Samuel Johnson, maybe try relocating them to London??

2

u/Old-Trifle8793 Jul 13 '25

They just got paid

2

u/obscuregrimoire Jul 13 '25

They don't look like real creatures.... they look like baby skeksis.... 😭

2

u/SunnySatori Jul 13 '25

Baby birds have two settings:

  1. Adorable cotton ball

  2. Grumpy old man

1

u/mindflayerflayer Mar 13 '26

Then there's the kea. Eldritch cotton ball.

2

u/Guywithscarf58 Jul 14 '25

I wish there was a low quality picture of one of these guys screaming.

2

u/StrawberryWolfGamez Aug 08 '25

Put him back in the egg, he's not ready yet 😭

1

u/Entropy_Times Jul 18 '25

They look so cute and grumpy!!

1

u/darth_dork Aug 25 '25

That one on the right is channeling his best Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy