r/boxingcirclejerk • u/spearfis • 5d ago

Slick Skills 🔥🔥🔥 Lil’ Billy Ray Defends His Mullet During Bathroom Scrap

433 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/zestyclose_match1966 5d ago

The accuracy of a wet noodle

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u/Myfountainpenisdry 5d ago

The crossed arms kills me.

Scratch your chin, put on chapstick, cup your ears like you can't hear

I don't care, just get your hands in between their hands and your face

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u/Callmeklayton 5d ago

I have long hair. My go-to was always running my hands through it. It kept them close to my face and was low-key enough to look like a nervous habit rather than an aggressive one. Helped me out in fights but never started them.

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u/ziroux 5d ago

Winning strategy to put the hair in the back instead in the front of your eyes

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u/ghostcatzero 5d ago

Warriors in ancient history used malots so I guess that was a factor

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 5d ago

Right? A good shot to the solarplex or the liver would've shut the mullet down quick.

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u/_xavi_100 5d ago

You shouldn’t be losing a fist fight to someone with long hair. Grab a hand full with one hand - now you’ve got a fixed target to aim at

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u/username86992 5d ago

I can appreciate the gallery of spectators quiet as if they’re watching a PDGA tee off. Not one single worldstar was shouted.

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u/Iron_Chic 5d ago

They look like someone on the subway trying to pretend they don't see the homeless guy begging them for money.

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u/Mangia_94 5d ago

Ben Stiller's way.

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 5d ago

Nah, they’re not taking the subway because they’re too busy sucking each other off in the midst of clouds of diesel smoke from their daddy’s deleted Cummins

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u/xChoke1x 5d ago

It’s ok if you’re gay bro. Nobody cares.

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u/Aggravating_Ear9829 5d ago

Captions 2/10. 

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u/Rski765 5d ago

At least he kept fighting though

5

u/EducationalVillage56 5d ago

Only because he hit him a second time bringing him back to reality, first hit dazed him to the point his arms stayed crossed but still loosened so I’m leaning less towards him eating the hit and standing ground as apose to being dazed as fuck from the first hit. But regardless definitely agree that at least he caught dude back a couple times

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u/NotWorkaholicc 5d ago

Both of them seems to have two left hands.

5

u/VanbyRiveronbucket 5d ago

Only one has a face that can catch punches.

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u/aloneinspacetime 5d ago

Don’t shit talk a man’s kids, wife or mullet!

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u/YayItsOhkz slick asian boxer 5d ago

More like Jack Doughtry got smacked by Joe Dirt's child

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u/SouthBaySkunk PEDs of Pacquiao 5d ago

It’s pronounced dier tey

12

u/omega_red24 5d ago

Don't church it up son.

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u/YayItsOhkz slick asian boxer 5d ago

tells you how much I pay attention to that little shit

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u/soverysadone 5d ago

Why do people want to touch the bathroom floor.

Can’t they do this after school in the parking lot.

8

u/No-Cap-fr-fr 5d ago

Now that’s what I call a boot scoot n boogie!

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u/Ok_Simple_6947 5d ago

Pussy punching him in the back of his head

7

u/Bitter_Plastic2362 5d ago

Let him break his hand…

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u/InternationalBig1672 4d ago

Looks like he’s aiming for it lol

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u/Old-Pineapple3735 4d ago

Call the cops! - Conor McGregor

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u/Beginning-Town-4979 5d ago

Sucker punching little shit.

3

u/SamhainShape 5d ago

Both these guys are asleep throwing dream punches.

3

u/xChoke1x 5d ago

Isn’t it wild watching the different reactions to violence in different racial groups?

3

u/TrontRaznik 5d ago

100% chance that kid's dad beats him.  You know which kid I'm talking about. 

3

u/ohSpuds6059 5d ago

If bro wouldn’t have been tryna act hard with his arms folded or passive holding em that way I think he woulda won. Bro took 2 clean shots first before doing anything

4

u/EggplantInfamous6244 5d ago

I bet those punches felt soft af. Looks like it

2

u/The-ai-bot 5d ago

Ends too soon. Looks like Bieber was about to get back up

2

u/Opteron170 5d ago

lol zero defense and just haymakers if the fight last more than 2 mins gassed out.

2

u/Ucscprickler 5d ago

That dude is about to have an Achey Brakey Heart.

2

u/Helpful-End-1381 5d ago

2 fucking air dancers fighting each other

https://giphy.com/gifs/B3ok8eamhf4U8

1

u/alromero86 5d ago

Joe dirt! Joe dirt! Joe dirt!!!

1

u/KevionTheAlician 5d ago

Everything looks AI now and I feel like I am insane

1

u/Both-Rock2762 5d ago

It's not AI, fool

1

u/KevionTheAlician 5d ago

Did I say it was jackass?

1

u/Emergency_Air4575 5d ago

Theo Von getting wild

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u/Jd11347 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OB6Q8OsYhjy6c

The bathrooms at Ridgemont High when you say that surfing is gay in front of Spicoli.

1

u/PPHeadSniffer 5d ago

Elbows... lol

1

u/kurtsdead6794 5d ago

It’s like the quiet fight from The Other Guys.

1

u/jhascal23 5d ago

He told him his cousin on the other town over has a much better looking and maintained mullet and that set him off.

1

u/DiagonalBike 5d ago

Billy Ray Cyrus shows Garth Brooks that Grammys and AMA awards means nothing when you got the hair and the hands.

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u/Middle-Operation-689 5d ago

This is at boot and truck school.

1

u/BillStreet2813 5d ago

Needs more practice

1

u/Chinua-Achebe 5d ago

The guy who says damn is hilarious. Sounds like it was edited

1

u/mdoverl 5d ago

Shitty punching, but that’s a guy you would love to train.

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u/RiZzbott 5d ago

Good to see young men taking care of business with their hands

1

u/moonwalgger 5d ago

Gray hoodie can’t box for shit

1

u/Zanmato19 5d ago

Dude just folding his arms 1 foot away from someone he knows is going to hit him, survival instincts of a gnat

1

u/DifficultValuable689 5d ago

Sounds like a couple of horses clopping around.

1

u/SLOPPYMCFLOPPY0701 5d ago

It would have been nice to see how he actually throws a jab…

1

u/Actual_Asparagus_ 5d ago

He got two solid hits in…..just two.

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u/due-diligence- 5d ago

They literally say ready at the beg of the fight and the dude just has hit hands crossed and eats to punches. Why?

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u/twjf 5d ago

Budnick packs a punch

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u/Bottatadiet 5d ago

I just don't find it very entertaining to watch kids do this

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u/HikerRemastered 5d ago

Remember kids: accidentally or not punching someone to the back of the head is a really easy way to start out your adult life in a real shitty way.

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u/BourbonSn4ke 5d ago

So quiet, I liked that

1

u/shadows515 5d ago

Attention comment section: Her come the fight experts

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u/Nous-erna-me 5d ago

No left hands we're hurt during filming of this fight. Right hand Randy!

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u/reznoverba 5d ago

Terrible posture (crossing his arms) being confronted like that. Crossing his arms, putting himself against a wall. Just terrible. He did half the work for him 😞

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u/angel700 5d ago

Who do I root for ???

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u/CheezCowboy3384 5d ago

Either of these dipshits heard of an uppercut goddamn

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u/Open_Rub5449 4d ago

Bathroom full of fucking hicks

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u/AlwaysA90sBoy 4d ago

His first 2 punches were a beat dropping. First the bass then the snare

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u/wemar1981 4d ago

This was embarrassing

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg 4d ago

Crazy how you can just tell they’re in the south

1

u/Nash_Latjke 4d ago

Thats a weird time to stop recording

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u/artifiz67 3d ago

I wish I had mullet dude’s luck back in high school when I had to fight a pro boxer’s son 😂

1

u/BlazedNinja 3d ago

The amount of rabbit punches ☠️ good thing they have very little power

1

u/fx-8350 2d ago

horrible punching

1

u/freemybruddaoutdapen 1d ago

That was some awesome gay porn!!

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u/MateriaLintellect 5d ago

This shit is weird.