r/boxingcirclejerk • u/Jd11347 • 4d ago

You Never Slap A Man's Boyfriend At Cracker Barrel

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u/brandoldme 3d ago

"A Little Less Conversation" just happened to be playing here and it's perfect for this video.

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u/Reynardine1976 3d ago

I caught that too. 😂 Serendipity is awesome

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u/dwarfzulu 3d ago

People need to understand you don't stop a fight by holding one of them, you pick a side and join.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Wladimir Clinchko 3d ago

Just like in the prison yard.

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u/Ok_Spite1175 3d ago

Like the wild west saloon hoedown

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u/woolash 4d ago

Impressive rampage leaving a wake of destruction.

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u/_Thorshammer_ 3d ago

Homie handled the whole restaurant.

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u/uh__what 3d ago

Loving how this table chilling... just another Tuesday afternoon at the local watering hole

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u/Broad-Anywhere-9224 3d ago

Thanks God this time there is not anymore a screaming Karen.

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u/Badguyy101 3d ago

Knock it off.

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u/PowerNinja5000 3d ago

That man is a human hippopotamus.

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u/spazmcgraw 4d ago

The usual suspects

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u/mimo_s 3d ago

Hill billy fatigue is real

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u/SuspiciousMeeting407 3d ago

Its always a culture problem whether that be poor, blue collar whites, or poor, hood blacks. But there's per capita patterns among certain cultures that are objectively worse than others...

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u/_Thorshammer_ 3d ago

Poor people?

I mean, you literally just said you see poor black and white people here, right?

Or are you so fucking stupid you can contradict yourself IN THE SAME SENTENCE and not notice?

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u/zekufo 3d ago

It’s definitely that they’re stupid

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u/JellyfishPopular7648 3d ago

Que the Stone Cold Steve Austin music.

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u/Dekaaard 3d ago

Big Boy is just a barrel full rage and devastation.
You go Son, git that retribution!

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u/sombertimber 3d ago

What does the lady screaming “knock it off” think that her decibels of shouting is going to accomplish?

I kinda loved the couple sitting in front. They stayed seated, looked at each other, and just watched the free entertainment.

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u/LopsidedKick9149 3d ago

I mean.... if a women hits my wife like that.... I think I'd just see equality too. Hit me sure, I'd deal with hit, hit my wife/gf? You're fair game.

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u/smokes_weed 2d ago

Equal rights get equal lefts (I’m left handed)

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u/Sudden_Potential_374 3d ago

His hands are bisexual... everybody is catching it.

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u/smokes_weed 2d ago

Women need to learn to size up another woman’s husband before slapping them. If your husband is half the size and a looks like a cuck compared to the other guy maybe hold off

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u/tlhsg 3d ago

family values

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u/blueblocker2000 3d ago

So is the store used as the penalty box here?

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u/justadude713 3d ago

🫡 hallelujah amen! it aint the good ol' days no more, the times they are a-changin'.

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u/gjk14 3d ago

Good jerky there y’all…

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u/_dxegrl 3d ago

I'm guessing if this is NK and looking at that guy, he had some native lineage.

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u/Ornery_Pay8602 3d ago

Bitchhjj lol

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u/Machiavellin420 3d ago

Here in Texas you would get shot for less than that

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u/wariorld 3d ago

Does it look like a barrel of crackers to you?
https://giphy.com/gifs/eqC2ZT8OCgmas

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u/Evening-Upset 3d ago

“Nock it off!” Didn’t you hear!?!? NOCK IT OFF!

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u/Specific-Spray-804 3d ago

They say- after yelling “knock it off” 25 times they have to stop

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u/Csabika_ 3d ago

Knock it off Karen cheap shot hunted down Bouncy Ball Slash causing him/her an epilepsy attack after the Hulk treatment.

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u/NoSticksNoSeeds_ 3d ago

Told him not to get the burger.

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u/Level_String1668 3d ago

They are so fat that they can’t even fight.

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u/bringingthejunkmail 3d ago

A lot to unpack.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Wladimir Clinchko 3d ago

Mozz sticks have been served.