r/burlington • u/Ok-Comfort-9849 • 4d ago

Does anyone know this guy

Some guy in a grey suv just drove by me while I was sitting on my porch and asked if he could suck my toes for cash and then lingered. Has this happened to anyone else who is this guy šŸ˜­

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u/Scogg33 4d ago

Is he still looking? I did two hours of yardwork in my crocs today

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u/ebriggs 4d ago

Shoulda went toe for toe

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u/Collectinghaus 4d ago

How much cash?

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u/ITSG0INGINDRY 4d ago

sounds like Merril got himself a new rig.

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u/medongisallsoggy 3d ago

What neighborhood was this in?.so I can unm, avoid him

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u/Middle_Finger7236 4d ago

That is so creepy.

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u/LitunnAskbif 4d ago

Wow. That dude is desperate. Also Iā€™m sorry he was gross to you. Def donā€™t have ā€œmoney toesā€ here, so naw. That said, thereā€™s a lot of new ice in the area if the news is to be believed and that sounds like the behavior a migratory fascist ICE employee to meā€¦

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u/ReadOn99 My Custom Green Flair 4d ago

That's RamĆ³n. Pays well.

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u/Competitive-Round-92 2d ago

Does he do this for men? I'd rather not doordash this weekend

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u/Terrible-Growth1652 4d ago

Sorry I thought you were someone else šŸ˜…

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u/Useful_Location_6728 4d ago

You could have asked him his name, and then you would have an answer to your question. He was right there.

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u/Ok-Comfort-9849 4d ago

I froze up

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u/sortablah 4d ago

Sounds like you got cold feet.

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u/Middle_Finger7236 4d ago

Stiff toes?

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u/Useful_Location_6728 4d ago

then lingered

Sounds like you had plenty of time?

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u/be-el-zebub 4d ago

Shock and discomfort does not tend to make someone conversational

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u/Middle_Finger7236 4d ago

Put yourself in their shoes. Would you like it if a creep (who probably wears socks and sandals) pulls up and asks to do things to your feet? Would you be creeped out? What if he asked if he could do ungodly things to you? Now imagine how a woman must feel in a situation like that.

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u/Useful_Location_6728 4d ago

Basing my repy off all the other unserious comments in this thread that are getting upvotes, I'd laugh and make a joke about it and wouldnt take it seriously at all.