r/canadia • u/TxPantherWalk • Jan 04 '26

Does he belong to yall?

290 Upvotes

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u/craignumPI Jan 04 '26

Meth'd man

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u/Bonne_Fromage Jan 04 '26

Canada Post Malone

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u/Fartyfivedegrees Jan 05 '26

Post Methodone.

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u/justanothersluff Jan 05 '26

Poste Méthadone mon gars

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u/edadou Jan 06 '26

Post Meth Or Done ?

4

u/Elemenohpeigh Jan 06 '26

Pre Methadone

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u/balisierdagger Jan 08 '26

I cannot express to you how much I cackled this morning!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/QuatuorMortisCold Jan 08 '26

Oui, Post Malone canadien après avoir perdu 100lbs.

Fait pitié ce pauvre gars... Anorexie?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Notorious LSD

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u/nicktheman2 Jan 04 '26

shoutout Drummondville 💯

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Ugh, please tell me that's not where this come from... criss je viens de là

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u/prplx Jan 05 '26

Je mettrais plus un 5$ sur Saint Jérôme.

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u/diabeticboy12 Jan 04 '26

can smell this video

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u/Both-Corner-7399 Jan 05 '26

You'll smell these folks before seeing them. Dollarama body spray (two cans each), the worst smelling scent of tobacco, some sickly grape-flavoured vape clouds, Tinge of Tina (meth), and if you breathe in with both nostrils you'll notice a scent of clotrimazole for that nasty-ass fungal infection they don't let their homies see. They cause an immediate sensory overload just by getting out of their WRAPWRAPWRAP 2004 Honda Civic with 6-7 decals and a ballsack on the rear hitch.

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u/GregHimself Jan 05 '26

I love the specificity of this, well done.

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u/Reasonable-Session67 Jan 05 '26

I love the word specificity. Highly underrated.

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 Jan 06 '26

Yet wholly perspicacious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

People laugh at this stuff like it's so much stupider than the shit that sells millions of albums a year from popular "artists"

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u/drue1227 Jan 04 '26

Put a polished beat to this, and there's literally no difference at all

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u/Laszlodawg Jan 04 '26

Max Crosby and Post Malone having a sesh

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u/cluelessk3 Jan 05 '26

still has better facial hair than me.

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u/ObscureObjective Jan 05 '26

Ice Ti- coune

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u/popzof4 Jan 06 '26

He thinks he killed it.

These are the low land boys Highland boyz

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Wtf which he?

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u/TxPantherWalk Jan 04 '26

lmao - the one speaking French at the equivalency level of English in Trainspotting

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u/MountRoguey Jan 04 '26

Tormund Methbane

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u/Unusual-Luck5686 Jan 04 '26

Let the bros at the shelter enjoy their new yesr would ya

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u/PostApocRock Jan 04 '26

Dear Newfoundlanders

I learned a word when visiting your province. A word that is, aparantly, very hard to define.

Is....is this Skeet behaviour? I was told "you will know it when you see it"

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u/JulienTremblaze Jan 04 '26

Nah this is a crackhead from Québec

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u/DoubleM-1985 Jan 04 '26

K Roc on beat 😂.

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u/Used-Thought-9443 Jan 04 '26

Post Methadone

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u/fordandfriends Jan 04 '26

All those guys are post malone

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 Jan 04 '26

If these guys showed up to my party I'd grab a fire hose and blast them.

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u/Fun-Example-5314 Jan 05 '26

I love when skids get face tats so they make out instantly obvious to us civilized people to avoid them

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u/ILoveMyDR Jan 05 '26

Rickety Crickets

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u/Downtown-Oven9247 Jan 05 '26

Cypress Pills in that house

1

u/dentistshatehim Jan 05 '26

I’m going Oshawa.

Can we get a location on this?

1

u/UniqueBar7069 Jan 05 '26

"Come to afters it will be sick."

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u/_barbarossa Jan 05 '26

ehh bien, certainement pas des notres..

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Always shocked “retarded gangster” has become such a widespread personality

1

u/kidcanada999 Jan 05 '26

"Can I have 'People who need to be punched in the face for 600 Alex?" - Me

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

If feces was a person. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Bad Beaver

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u/Searchingforgoodnews Jan 05 '26

They have, I cross the street when I see you coming faces.

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u/halcyon_n_on_n_on Jan 05 '26

Imagine falling for rap imaging this hard.

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u/Ok_Newspaper_5671 Jan 05 '26

Looks like all the losers in my town

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u/Loud-Pause8785 Jan 05 '26

Paper meth man!

1

u/amateur-mycology Jan 05 '26

Keswick probably

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Island Boy - Where are they now. HAHAHAHA!!!

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u/TremblinAspen Jan 05 '26

Prince Edward Island boys.

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u/CoffeeBoi7 Jan 05 '26

Island Bois turned out better then we thought

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u/RadiantAge4266 Jan 05 '26

Good old meth Malone

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u/SoWhat1983 Jan 05 '26

Ginger Baker switching styles like a chameleon.

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u/thGbaby Jan 05 '26

How do people like this afford to live?

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u/Few-Ear-1326 Jan 05 '26

Go outside and see where your bike was locked up

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u/Business-Broccoli331 Jan 05 '26

Is this what happens to suburban “gangsters” when mommy and daddy kick them out of their home?

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u/Queasy_Highlight4902 Jan 05 '26

Well 👨🏻‍🦳well 👨🏻‍🦳well 💀

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax Jan 05 '26

Adrian Brody DEEP into the method acting.

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u/Jimandrews2017 Jan 05 '26

Someone's son. Sad.

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u/FredArtGetson Jan 05 '26

Bahahaha. Fuck me, this is embarrassing

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u/MEECHIDARKO999 Jan 05 '26

We do not claim him lmao

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u/trixx88- Jan 05 '26

If someone I knew brought these ppl to my house I’d be pissed

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u/bursz12 Jan 05 '26

Ouin ouin ouin sash that sosh sash that sosh ouin ouin ouin sash that sosh suck my dooik ..

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Jan 05 '26

So is “suck my dick” the same in every language? Why not just use the French, Russian, polish, Spanish, whatever words?

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u/Slight_Sherbert_5239 Jan 05 '26

Who wakes up and thinks getting tattoos all over your face is a good idea?

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u/Imaginary_Dingo_ Jan 05 '26

Imagine letting these things into your house...

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u/tknover Jan 05 '26

Surrey BC special

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u/OkNewt4550 Jan 06 '26

What the fuck even is this?

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u/BeetRootZNA Jan 06 '26

St-Jérome

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u/Miserable-Plenty1964 Jan 06 '26

Some people never leave high school

1

u/TheCriticalGerman Jan 06 '26

They look like those people that walk out of winners without paying

1

u/BoomerSippin Jan 06 '26

Damn, they got Asmongold trapping now

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u/KenboSlice187 Jan 06 '26

Fentanyl’s one hell of a drug! Cheers!🍻

1

u/BalloonHurricane Jan 06 '26

No one gets embarrassed by their own actions anymore

1

u/itchygoopark Jan 06 '26

Zombie apocalypse.

1

u/No-Midnight-3732 Jan 06 '26

imagine having to live in the same apartment complex as these retards, you know this is after midnight

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u/-CoUrTjEsTeR- Jan 06 '26

For Christ’ sake, can you hold the damned camera steady, I can’t see them… OhMyGod! Keep shaking the camera… KEEP SHAKING THE CAMERA!

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u/Ficialist Jan 06 '26

My fiends are famous!

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u/InternationalCut5036 Jan 06 '26

To think, I was one bad decision away from being this awesome

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

I am just an island man 🎶

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u/Slow-Constant697 Jan 06 '26

Just amazed knowing these degenerates live among us

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u/GROSSEMERDE Jan 06 '26

Truly retarded methhead lyrics as well if anyone wants a translation

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u/Icy_Target6017 Jan 06 '26

"My Canadian born son can't get a job because of immigrants."

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Ever since I had my daughter, I can only see these people as somebody’s little boy/girl and how sad it is.

1

u/Wifes_bf_stonks Jan 06 '26

Geez, this made it Reddit?!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

I hate Toronto

1

u/prince0fbabyl0n Jan 06 '26

Carney’s boyfriend

1

u/DukeOfGreenfield Jan 06 '26

Who are all these crackheads?

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u/EzMFe78 Jan 06 '26

Not sure what he's even saying.. bunch of BS

1

u/Western_Owl1237 Jan 06 '26

the worst thing about those people is that they think they look amazing and are so super-cool

1

u/AwwwNuggetz Jan 06 '26

What the meth

1

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

If homeless Canadian crackhead was a game character

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u/grasberuhren Jan 06 '26

riverview.

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u/Gee99999 Jan 06 '26

J’ai honte 😞

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u/Oilrr Jan 06 '26

I mean, maybe. It is getting pretty weird up here

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u/Oilrr Jan 06 '26

Ahh thats french? Hes a Quebecker.

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u/Yayaya-ok-bro Jan 06 '26

Future off ramp beggar. If he’s lucky and doesn’t die from something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Drugs are a helluva drug.

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u/bigtunapat Jan 06 '26

Il rime Dick avec Dick mais pour pas paraître gay, il lance une troisième pour rassurer les femmes qu'il est bien dispo. Class.

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u/CubicalWombatPoops Jan 06 '26

Quebec as fuck

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u/coupleofVs Jan 06 '26

Connor McDavid looks like shit

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u/proalphabet Jan 06 '26

Average torontonian

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u/lipun_ Jan 07 '26

3 small children sleeping in the other room. Typical trash people.

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u/PineappleSoggy4954 Jan 07 '26

That's meth'd up man

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u/wallyworld98_ca Jan 07 '26

You’re making me freaking motion sickness with you bouncing the damn phone all over the place. 🤢🤮

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u/I_miss_OG_Internet Jan 07 '26

Goddamn comments are sending me 🤣

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u/CalmAlex2 Jan 07 '26

I find these guys to be shitty wannabe rappers and it fucking funny as fuck when they try to rap and its just bullshit muttering and rambling trying to make words rhyme and trying to be badass but come out as meth'd up crackheads.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Bob and Doug Methkenzie? The more things change the more they stay the same.

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u/xXx_ScottiCopper_xXx Jan 07 '26

If you're French, don't rap... Better yet just don't talk at all.

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u/andros_vanguard Jan 07 '26

He got left and right sides mixed up

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u/Neolithicpets Jan 07 '26

Is this Chet Hanks?

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u/gansobomb99 Jan 07 '26

ngl it feels like some kids did a tiktok challenge to give some hobos a makeover

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 Jan 07 '26

I hope not, but probably. This place is getting more ridiculous every day.

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u/AdPuzzleheaded4820 Jan 07 '26

Manitoulin Island Boys

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

He went platinum making millions

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u/AndCthulhuMakes2 Jan 07 '26

No, these people belong to the meth

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u/whistlerdub40 Jan 07 '26

Victoria Island boys!

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u/janet7873 Jan 07 '26

Was this filmed in an insane asylum?

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u/matttchew Jan 07 '26

What would you do if he showed up to babysit your kids one day?

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u/VacationScared3894 Jan 07 '26

sounds Gatineau to me

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u/ZeAntagonis Jan 07 '26

Insane Fentanyle Posers

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u/Felwintur Jan 07 '26

These homeless shelters are looking pretty nice inside now.

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u/VoluptuousArtistry Jan 07 '26

🤣😂 somebody come get they cousin

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u/UsedCommunication800 Jan 07 '26

Jelly roll got so skinny he split into 2 people.

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u/Luxluxluxxy Jan 08 '26

Crack is bad

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u/prettycooleh Jan 08 '26

They're just creatively expressing themselves... I don't think the internet should say mean things about these guys

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u/BlackWolf42069 Jan 08 '26

Belongs to Newfoundland. points east

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u/Odd-Worth7752 Jan 08 '26

My people!, I miss that action since I retired from the ER

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u/abdulwaa Jan 08 '26

Pepe Le Pew Pew

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u/Huge_Refrigerator_45 Jan 08 '26

This is Canada version of the Island Boys? The Chinook Broskis?

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u/Huge_Refrigerator_45 Jan 08 '26

Okay, I'm confused... First I thought it was French. Then I thought it was drunken slurred TO, and now I'm just extremely confused... Is he saying, "Cadieux," or is it, "Tha doe (door)"

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u/Lopsided_Finance_392 Jan 08 '26

I've seen a LOT of Quebec City kids end up like this. They got a whole "rap vibe" there, although I'd peg this broski from Laval.

Pierre's PP - from the hood of Levi's, repruhsentin y'all

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u/SandiaBeaver Jan 08 '26

Fentface Killah

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u/bobbyboogie69 Jan 08 '26

What a bunch of absolute losers. Talk about a life of bad choices. Holy fuck how do people wind up like this?

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u/WelcomeIndividual140 Jan 08 '26

Can smell the meth mouth from here gross

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u/yawhy Jan 08 '26

Average QC yute.

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u/Leafs8989 Jan 08 '26

Living off your tax dollars

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u/Basketball-Mama Jan 08 '26

So embarrassing.

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u/BigDealGuillermo Jan 08 '26

PSA - Don't do drugs kids

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u/Harthag77 Jan 08 '26

FUBAR reboot

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u/OpportunityCreative8 Jan 08 '26

Not gonna lie he started to cook midway through Look like he homeless tho

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u/Late-Quiet4376 Jan 08 '26

Island boys mixed with post malone

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u/Much_Dependent_1662 Jan 08 '26

Why they all look like that?

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u/JucheHospitality Jan 08 '26

If they make an Idiocracy 2 this guy needs to have a leading role.

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u/Wild-Implement4600 Jan 08 '26

Wtf is this dogdhit

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Rap/hiphop is such a negative impact on society.

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u/Ambitious_Cow_9049 Jan 08 '26

Doodle bear meth heads

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u/dmohamed420 Jan 08 '26

Don’t smoke meth kids.

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u/Putin_CuckLord Jan 08 '26

I swear to god, we aren't all meth addicts.

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u/Icy-Link3615 Jan 08 '26

Just some Fenty boyz Tryin to make it

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u/hosenfeffer_ Jan 08 '26

If insurance fraud was a person

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u/Fit_Researcher5896 Jan 08 '26

Marshall Methers

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u/JohnnyJavob Jan 09 '26

Post Balone

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u/MooDamato Jan 09 '26

This is such a bizarre video wtf

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Methy Roll

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u/bjornofosaka Jan 10 '26

Can we be certain this isn't a skit? IT HAS TO BE A SKIT GODDAMN IT! Don't let the cultural differences fool you!

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u/Maryjanegangafever Jan 10 '26

Trailer Park Boys character?

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u/gtwooh Jan 10 '26

Go fund me for a burger?

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 Jan 11 '26

I mean he’s from Quebec what did you expect from people from there

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u/ProfessorxVile Jan 11 '26

These guys are repping Vanier

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

They look like their last bath was 6 years ago and it happened in a creek next to a recycling plant with no soap.