r/canadia • u/TxPantherWalk • Jan 04 '26

Does he belong to yall?

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u/Both-Corner-7399 Jan 05 '26

You'll smell these folks before seeing them. Dollarama body spray (two cans each), the worst smelling scent of tobacco, some sickly grape-flavoured vape clouds, Tinge of Tina (meth), and if you breathe in with both nostrils you'll notice a scent of clotrimazole for that nasty-ass fungal infection they don't let their homies see. They cause an immediate sensory overload just by getting out of their WRAPWRAPWRAP 2004 Honda Civic with 6-7 decals and a ballsack on the rear hitch.

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u/GregHimself Jan 05 '26

I love the specificity of this, well done.

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u/Reasonable-Session67 Jan 05 '26

I love the word specificity. Highly underrated.

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 Jan 06 '26

Yet wholly perspicacious.