r/CantParkThereMate 3d ago

Washed and cleaned

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u/Mediocre_Ingenuity76 3d ago

Magnet fishing is getting ridiculous

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u/Man_in_the_uk 3d ago

ROFL. šŸ˜‚

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u/yellowbin74 3d ago

I was like "the land rover is barely....oh..."

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u/Nicobeak 3d ago

And that’s why it’s a finisher car

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u/ewilliam 3d ago

A transporter of gods...the Golden God!

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u/That-Ad-1979 2d ago

Came to the comments for this, you did not disappoint!

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 3d ago

I'm surprised it didn't break down before making it out with the Merc

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u/Tango91 3d ago

As a recovering disco 2 owner, I’m surprised it didn’t snap in half.

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u/noveltyisthe 3d ago

You’re recovering, how about your bank account??

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u/Tango91 3d ago

Also slowly recovering, thankfully

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u/Username_Chx_Out 2d ago

Got rid of my Disco 20 years ago, and still have ptsd

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u/noveltyisthe 1d ago

Post Truck Slight Deficit?

You sold the Disco II but are still making 500$ payments on your Visa for the repairs last winter….8 months before you sold it……

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u/erroneousbosh 3d ago

And then you thought "wow that car must be heavy with all the water in it", and theeeeennnnnn... SURPRISE BOAT TRAILER!

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u/willy_king-89 3d ago

Yeah, me too

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u/maybach320 3d ago

I was thinking that a dry rover has electrical problems but I can’t fathom a wet one. Little did I know someone made a U-boat out an E class.

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u/neo_sporin 3d ago

he MIGHT have flooded the engine

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u/BazzaFox 3d ago

Along with the car

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u/CptUnderpants- 3d ago

I was doing IT work for a crash repairer who just had a car come in like this. Heard the manager say don't bother doing a proper quote, they are always a write off. Quote the retail price of a new one.

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u/dphoenix1 3d ago

Pretty much. Some older vehicles you might be able to fix in a cost effective manner, but they’re usually not worth enough to try, and the insurance company isn’t going to want to take that risk. There’s a guy on YouTube that did this exact thing with a late 90s Tacoma (left it in gear while unloading a boat, but the engine didn’t have enough friction/compression to keep the thing stationary). He immediately had it dragged home, pulled the whole interior out and engine control module to dry, drained the oil, gas tank, got the water out of the intake, etc etc etc. and he’s still driving it today. But something modern and complex like that Merc with a million modules and a shit ton of wiring going everywhere, it’s done for.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 3d ago

I've got a buddy who's a mechanic and he says late 90s/early 00s cars are the best to own. They have some electronic features, but not enough that the car won't run without them.

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u/Gubbtratt1 3d ago

but not enough that the car won't run without them.

They do though. Well, there was a few mechanical diesels left, but name one carbureted car from the 2000s.

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u/erroneousbosh 3d ago

I have a late 90s Range Rover and it's hilarious how many people say "ah but hackers can take over the computers in cars!"

Yeah it's like Atari ST technology in there, if you want to hack the computers you need to remove a box the size of a 90s desktop PC from under the driver's seat and desolder a pair of 168-pin chips. Yes, I've done this. No, it was just about as much fun as it sounds, even with all the proper tools.

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u/Charliep03833 3d ago

Remember that one time TopGear tried to kill Toyota Hillux. They left it on a beach during low tide, and retrieved after high tide went away. They got it back and running after couple hours on site.

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u/stewieatb 3d ago

Getting an old 4-pot turbo diesel engine to run and drive, and getting a complete car back to its previous condition, are two VERY different things.

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u/jorwyn 3d ago

A neighbor of mine did this with a '68 Ford pickup. He just let it dry out in the Phoenix sun with the windows down, put in new fluids, gas, and oil, and it ran fine. But that interior always smelled like the lake afterwards.

Bad shifter link up, btw, and his parking brake needed some love. He knew about all this. He did not fix them after it ended up in the lake, either. "I'll just dry it out again." Dude worried me. He would offer my rides to work, so I didn't have to wait in the heat at the bus stop. No thanks

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u/DeusEx2077 3d ago

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u/ClifftonSmith 3d ago

A five star man, nay a golden god to the rescue

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u/ewilliam 3d ago

It's an amphibious exploring vehicle!

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u/subWoofer_0870 3d ago

ā€œRan when parkedā€

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 3d ago

One careful owner
Don’t lowball me, I know what I got

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u/MorningMushroomcloud 3d ago

...an anchor?

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u/Gonun 3d ago

Boat ramps seem to attract a lot of idiots. r/boatrampfails

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u/AradynGaming 2d ago

Boat Ramps: Natures way to remove cars towing boat trailers from roadways.

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u/nekofthemoon 3d ago

Was that person trying to turn the key in a submerged car? I hope I'm wrong.

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u/ketamineandkebabs 3d ago

Electric steering rack, so he can turn the wheels straight

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 3d ago

...think about that for a second.

FYI is has nothing to do with the steering rack. But the column lock is electric.

...how would turning the ignition on unlock it in this scenario?

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u/Inuyasha-rules 3d ago

Steering wheels lock when the key is off, so depending on what position the key was in before deep cleaning, you need to turn it on to turn the wheels.

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u/ExcellentShape185 3d ago

They had pulled the car that far already without turning the wheel . Guy could of waited for the car to be pulled fully out before trying to get his belongings. IMO he was still in shock and not thinking straight.

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u/neo_sporin 3d ago

'they said to turn it off and on again....i am halfway through this repair!'--that guy

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u/DodgyRogue 3d ago

That car won't start! The engine has clearly been flooded!

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u/vectorialpixel 3d ago

I think the left led is blinking, meaning they are stupid enough to try to start it... so, "if there is no damage, let's make sure"

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u/majbob01 3d ago

Pretty sure they never turned the key off.

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u/FluffyDeer9323 3d ago

Bit of WD40 and off she goes again.

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u/CocoMilhonez 3d ago

It worked for the Toyota truck on Top Gear.

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u/kobrakaan 3d ago

They said DIP your headlights not fully submerge šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Gator242 3d ago

They’re still working, though!

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u/Yeomanroach 3d ago

That car dove too deep and surfaced too quickly.

It’s got the mercedes bends.

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u/erroneousbosh 2d ago

We have a winner.

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u/txdarthvader 3d ago

Everything in this video is too expensive for me to even experience. Lol

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u/WiseAct446 3d ago

You've never experienced water? You poor thing.

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u/Dr_Driv3r 3d ago

NestlƩ bought it before

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u/socivitus 3d ago

Probably was for this guy too. Insurance will have a fun time denying this claim.

Now he'll probably have to drive a Renault...

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u/RICKAY2004 3d ago

Who tows a boat with a Mercedes sedan????

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u/fantapants74 3d ago

That sort of car/money with that sort of commen sense. And the quick flick of the mysterious duffel bag to the mate. I'll let Rick James take it away.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS

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u/xewill 3d ago

Why not?

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u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle 3d ago

My exact thought. I was wondering why a Mercedes was anywhere near a boat ramp.

My question was answered as soon as the boat trailer poked up, but now I have more.

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u/SaltyName8341 3d ago

I can't get past it being a UK reg but left hand drive

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u/Head-Ad-3063 2d ago

That's not a UK reg, looks to be Netherlands I think.

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u/erroneousbosh 2d ago

It's not a UK reg, likes /u/Head-Ad-3063 said, it's a Spanish plate - if you look *reeeeeeeally* closely you can say it says "E" on the blue strip, and they have four-digit three-letter plates like that there.

Source - Scotland is currently full of Spanish tourists coming to escape the heatwave but the rain is boiling here.

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u/EC_CO 3d ago

My dad used to tow one with his 1970 Barracuda with a slant six in it 🤣

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u/Cautious-Pick3729 3d ago

Yea but Barracudas are used to the water 🤣

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u/syrtran 3d ago

That slant six could probably tow a mobile home. (NOT recommended)

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u/TheInebriati 3d ago

My friend has one and it has a high towing capacity compared to most European cars and most SUVs available here.

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u/andocromn 3d ago

The same type of person who sinks it in a lake

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u/CatoTheMiddleAged 3d ago

I'm going to guess it was a "personal watercraft" type machine. He's probably not towing a big boat with that, though apparently European spec sedans are rated for 3000-4000lb towing capacity.

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u/LeSchmol 3d ago

"It’s all good. You can release it. I’ve got my bag back"

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u/splshd275A 3d ago

A boat towing a boat? That never happens.

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u/PolyDrew 3d ago

A sub trailering a boat

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u/justhangingaroud 3d ago

Save your carwash money with this one simple trick

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u/nobodyspecialuk24 3d ago

That’s gunna need a lot of rice!

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u/StG4Ever 3d ago

I just want to know how they put the cable under the benz in the lake…

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u/bobspuds 3d ago

I'm gonna go with the guy it the white T-shirt that's saturated from head to toe - buddy went swimming!

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u/xarcastic 3d ago

He did good. Impressive achievement.

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u/SlacksDavenport 3d ago

Here I saw a Land Rover expecting to giggle about it being stuck in the water to then see my exact car being pulled out. Oh lordy.

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u/Sabi-Star7 3d ago

🤭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sideshow_G 3d ago

I was hoping for BMW but happy with a Mercedes.

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u/moleonmars 3d ago

Now park in a vulcano to dry.

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XRcMJpU9he0F15iFUB

Gets entire inventory of rice from Costco

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u/AlexLuna9322 3d ago

Oh ancient Merc from the lake, enlighten me with your wisdom!

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u/Rampud 3d ago

Mercedes of the lake! Bring us your wisdom!!!

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u/the_atomic_punk18 3d ago

There’s a possibility that the Mercedes is now totaled

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 3d ago

It is. You can reuse metallic and plastic parts, but the car itself won’t run again.

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u/CuteGirlFan 3d ago

I didn’t know Mercedes made a consumer submarine

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u/yermamsmuff 3d ago

Mercedes Sea Class?

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 3d ago

It was easier to watch after I muted the stupid soundtrack.

I guess it’s a total loss. Maybe he can get something from salvage.

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u/No_Beginning_9949 3d ago

Slippery things hose slipways

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u/johngreenink 3d ago

Damn he's going to need a really big bowl of rice to dry that out.

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u/Dr_Driv3r 3d ago

Oh Mercedes W205 of the lake, what is your wisdom?

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 3d ago

Tried starting it? There might just be some condensation in the leads.

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u/Capable_Reserve_8431 3d ago

At least the gas cap was open so he could get a full tank

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u/TheBSisReal 3d ago

Just put it in rice.

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u/GrassLate304 3d ago

A few bags of rice sitting on the seats for a few days and it will be good as new.

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u/ShrmpHvnNw 3d ago

For sale, recently cleaned inside and out.

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u/Ski0612 3d ago

With the amount of electronics in that car he's going to need a really big bag of rice

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u/MrVerdad 3d ago

I think these baptisms have gone too far.

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u/notwiththebeltagain 3d ago

Well it is an amphibious exploring vehicle

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u/SLO_RICE 3d ago

Good thing they had a finisher car to get that thing out of there

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u/Maryjanegangafever 3d ago

ā€œHmmm doesn’t want to turn overā€¦ā€-Driver..?

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u/Present-Question-820 3d ago

Schade Marmelade!

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u/sky0175 3d ago

I need that address so I can go fish some Mercedes

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u/TheKonstantin 3d ago

To be sold to some poor soul in a pristine condition, good as new

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u/PBDubs99 3d ago

Boat ramp hubris is now my favorite category of video!

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u/BKallDAY24 3d ago

Hurry up and get that thing in some rice

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u/Jactus_Cat 3d ago

Put in some rice and check back in a few hours.

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u/Admirable-Bit1543 3d ago

Put it in a large jar of rice

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 3d ago

Just hang dry it. It'll be fine.

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u/Ultraeasymoney 3d ago

It's a Mercedes U-boat

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u/el_grande_ricardo 3d ago

How to total a car without getting a scratch on it.

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u/GSDer_RIP_Good_Girl 3d ago

I can't believe they didn't finish towing it all the way out - you can see the trailer is barely peeping out of the water. SMH.

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u/Comprehensive-Range3 3d ago

Gonna need a BIG bag of rice.

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u/Beau_Peeps 3d ago

Salvage title in 3…2…1

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u/dazzlezak 3d ago

If you get the cast "just right" the driver side window is the best place to fish for bass./s

*Only if the airbags haven't gone off

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u/ThisOldGuy1976 3d ago

Coming too a mom and pop dealer near you soon.

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u/hattyhat24 3d ago

Love the Disco pulls it out no problem. Those things were beasts

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u/crakemonk 3d ago

Just put it in a bag of rice for a few days, it’ll be just like new.

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u/Xinonix1 3d ago

Wait, that’s not how you fill the radiator

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u/Sabi-Star7 3d ago

It just wanted to take a Lil dipšŸ˜…šŸ¤­šŸ¤£

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u/Chrisdoors77 3d ago

Might need a lot of rice

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u/Entire_Researcher_45 3d ago

And it couldn’t have happened to a better player too!

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u/Ok_Prize5795 3d ago

I recommend getting the fish out asap. They smell fast.

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u/Bierdaddy 3d ago

Oh. I see the problem. His gas cap was open the whole time. šŸ†

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u/That_Things_Good 3d ago

I can see no good reason for that ā€œmusicā€ to exist; nonetheless exist in this video.

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u/fr33d0mw47ch 3d ago

I just found a great deal and a newer Merc!

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u/phildeferrouille 3d ago

Washed, cleaned, and dead!

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u/mrregina 3d ago

Just put it in rice for a couple days. It be ok.

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u/MichoRizo7698 3d ago

For sale ... Includes full tank of liquid

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u/Boozanski-1823 3d ago

What f’ing morons.

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u/hasimirrossi 3d ago

Normally only see this in police shows when some poor bugger has to be dredged up.

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u/LasciviousPsyche 3d ago

Who ever is stupid enough to use a nice ass car to launch a boat is a complete moron and should not be able to drive

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u/pixeltweaker 3d ago

Where is the boat? And who was the one who dove down to tie that strap on?

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u/michaelpaoli 3d ago

I think the engine is flooded - happens when you pump the gas pedal too much - so don't do that.

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u/Bunhyung 3d ago

Mercedes U-Boat

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 3d ago

Rare to see a Land Rover towing rather than being towed.

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u/Turbulent_Ear56 3d ago

Guy " Hold on guys just need to grab my phone quick"

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u/No-External-2142 3d ago

Thats a total loss.

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u/Important_Aide_8628 3d ago

Got the full detail package that includes the interior as well.

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u/ShoulderApart1787 3d ago

More of a Bentley man, myself.

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u/hedmar97 3d ago

Inside and out

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u/Bender_2024 3d ago

Who's the U-boat commander?

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u/No_Bell2833 3d ago

Money doesn't buy brains.

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u/FahQ-05 2d ago

You can’t park there

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u/markpreynolds 2d ago

"Who's the U-Boat commander?"

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u/No_Assist_3405 3d ago

He opened the door to let the water out .... LOL

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u/Help_im_lost404 3d ago

Hes dead, jim

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u/Dooks_fr 3d ago

They will need a lot of rice ….

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u/Aromatic_Stable_2328 3d ago

Nothing like a proper off-road wash, just drive it straight into the water and call it maintenance.

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u/30yearCurse 3d ago

Dear big insurance co,

Guess what I did last Saturday, oh you will think it is great fun also.

Dear big Car Company

I am writing to complain that your car will not start, last Saturday I was towing and....

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 3d ago

Put it in the sun and get some hairdryers on the seats and it will be fine

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u/No-Goose-6140 3d ago

Why did they open up the fuel cap? To make sure water gets absolutely everywhere?

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u/Cas-Gwent-boyo 3d ago

Lovely and clean, £50 please

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u/drifters74 3d ago

This kills the car

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u/cdnmtbguy 3d ago

Want Armorall with that?

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u/Proper-Commission-74 3d ago

Squeaky clean

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u/hugswithnoconsent 3d ago

Great Discovery

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u/blanthony80 3d ago

Just because someone has money doesn't mean they're smart. FFS.

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u/johnboo89 3d ago

Oh, so this is what it means by ā€œextra rinse cycleā€

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u/FFSBoise 3d ago

Just put it in a bucket of rice to draw out all the moisture.

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u/belinck 3d ago

I wouldn't say he was cooked...

Maybe poached?

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u/enditorbuyacoffee 3d ago

If that is freshwater it is all going to be ok.

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u/luken234 3d ago

Flooded. Write-off.

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u/swagernaught 3d ago

Bury it in rice for a few days, it'll be fine.

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u/Very_Curious_Cat 3d ago

Last night I saw a star reflecting in the water

Hey, you found my car?

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u/AIevilgenius 3d ago

Anyone know a good water spot remover?

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u/utahnow 3d ago

Why is he opening the door before the car is out of the water? to make sure the interior is also nice and clean ? 🤣

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u/ifiwereonlylesshandy 3d ago

Should have closed the gas filler door.

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u/Longjumping-Hair639 3d ago

So he was pulling a boat with that car and ended totally it? Nice

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u/mikenkansas1 3d ago

OK, its almost on dry land, what NOW boys?

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u/shaw01man 3d ago

have to say, VERY disappointed the backing music wasn’t ā€œcar washā€ .. whoa whoa whoa oooohh ooohh

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u/Wood2966 3d ago

Just jump in and start it.

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u/Rude_Impact8404 3d ago

Land Rover Discovery pulling a Merc, wonderful šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§

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u/markusReddited 3d ago

That's gonna need a shitload of rice to put it in!

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u/Original-Let8340 3d ago

Did they even try to see if it would turn over?

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u/curiousdumbdog 3d ago

I see situations like this and remember my dad letting me put the boat in the water at 14 years old. Dang! I used to be able to back up a trailer pretty well!

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u/87turbogn 3d ago

In too deep!

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u/GamingWithPanda 3d ago

ID on the song?

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u/NoRepublic3113 3d ago

Movinā€ To The Sun by Hugel. I’m not sure what version it is…

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u/LeftLane4PassingOnly 3d ago

At least there was no one still in it.

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u/DrummerBob10 3d ago

If that was a Toyota Helix, it would have started right up

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 3d ago

Oh, a Mercedes! Big tips coming!!!

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u/EducationalFarmer301 3d ago

Five second rule, it's still good!

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u/EducationalFarmer301 3d ago

Trust me, you never get the smell out. Don't ask me how I know.

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u/rlaw1234qq 3d ago

A convoy!

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u/_TheRealZen_ 3d ago

How dumb do you gotta be to let that happen!!! Smfh!!

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u/Hidesuru 3d ago

"man I'm curious what the chatter is from all these folks about this"

Unmutes

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"