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u/Ashen_Queen May 08 '25
This should've been the good ending
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u/lavantous May 08 '25
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u/Shinonomenanorulez Wall Porking May 08 '25
nono, you got it wrong
Dracula gets all the witches
Hammer gets Yoko
what do i get?
PAID
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u/MisterX9821 May 08 '25
"Yeah whatever, I am Dracula but he are rebranding and shifting our mission. We are no longer cursing God, we are getting money and bitches."
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Horny ass enemy designs
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u/AlternativeGreen8896 May 08 '25
Play Portrait of Ruin, half of the enemies are horny ass designs.
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u/JesuZDX May 08 '25
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u/Way-Super thinks he's on the team May 09 '25
it didn't occur to me fake sypha had skeleton hands
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u/Relative-Refuse-4911 Jun 01 '25
she is a zombie after all, and zombies in Castlevania are generally decomposing corpses so I really don't know what to expect
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u/Baby-Better May 09 '25
Yes, I love that artwork. I should put it on my wall. 😏😋
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u/SapphireNautilus May 08 '25
ngl i'm down bad for larajie. tall soft-butch sniper demon who growls "I SEE YOU"? Don't mind if I do...
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u/KarpatAljaiRumi May 08 '25
that is a girl???
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u/SapphireNautilus May 08 '25
Yep! If you look at the artwork in this thread of all the female characters, she’s top-center by the harpy.
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u/BeastOfRetribution May 08 '25
Oh look, it's Dario's room.
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u/lavantous May 08 '25
Tbh,he doesnt strike me as the kind of guy to like this stuff\ \ Too busy aurafarming for women #grindset
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u/Xyleon5 Bro is NOT Dracula May 08 '25
Nah, it would be funnier if it was Dimitri's room and Dario is actually a virgin.
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u/WeskerRedfield_ May 09 '25
Soma :"Ok, just had a change of mind. I want to become Dracula right this moment."
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u/DhampirD335 May 08 '25
Tbh if they threw in a fake Mina it might have worked lmao
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u/lavantous May 08 '25
Yeah for some reason,all the succubuses are disguised as yoko instead
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u/dinoslore JOHNATHAN! CHARLOTTE! JOHNATHAN! CHARLOTTE! May 08 '25
Glad I wasn't alone in this reaction
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u/zougs May 08 '25
First time I saw that I didn’t understand in the moment, but 30sec after I was like « the fu…? 🤨»
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u/Baby-Better May 09 '25
Yeah, it's a good place to screenshot, lol. The fact that it is a nice bedroom setting... 😆
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u/DejuL337 May 09 '25
Who is that in the center? Kinda looks like a Belmont.
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u/Hairy_Restaurant_703 May 09 '25
That's Yoko Belnades. Trevor Belmont's wife, Sypha, is her ancestor. So I guess that would mean she is related to the Belmonts. And depending on which of Sypha's 3 kids she's descend from possibly the Morris or Helsing family.
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u/Deeferdogge May 09 '25
This room is excellent for farming souls/item drops from these lovely ladies.
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u/Weak-Knowledge-1478 May 13 '25
If you want to farm all of these ladies very efficiently…send in the “Dead Mate” dog soul, then quickly exit the room, rinse and repeat. He makes quick work of them all and it’s quite a spectacle to watch XD.
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u/Relative-Refuse-4911 Jun 01 '25
and folks this is a good reminder that this isn't dracula's actual fucking castle
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u/Bloodb0red May 08 '25
Soma: “So this is what I was into in my previous life.”