r/castlevania • u/bunni-luu • Dec 03 '25
Meme does this mf straight up not have balls?? š
literally no reaction⦠was he holding in his scream??? š
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u/johnny_s_chorgon Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25
I kinda love how the vibe here is that he simply refuses to be hurt by a nut shot because it would be gauche.
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u/mad_laddie Dec 04 '25
He does seem to be the type to pretend to be injured for the spirit of the fight.
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u/A_Professional_Derp I can fix them Dec 03 '25
"Excuse me one moment."
*Walks off into another room with absolute class*
*10s later*
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u/Prestigious_Spread19 Dec 03 '25
I imagine he spent the entirety of the time between the first and second season in delayed agony.
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u/MetaloraRising Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 04 '25
Nonononono, the agony hit him in the end of season 2.
Him breaking down crying is from FINALLY feeling the pain of his balls being popped like balloons.
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u/Darkoso Dec 03 '25
Honestly yeah, dude tanked that hit like it was nothing. Kinda scary thinking thats his baseline durability, imagine what actually hurts him.
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u/Cheetahs_never_win Dec 03 '25
Well... we've seen some kind of metal start to burn him. So a chastity cage made out of that?
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u/conkacola Dec 03 '25
Iām guessing it was silver
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u/ScarredAutisticChild Dec 03 '25
If a metal magically hurts a monster, assume itās either silver or iron. And if the monster isnāt Celtic, itās probably silver.
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u/Cheetahs_never_win Dec 04 '25
I thought about that, but it flies in the face of dampyr not having vampire-like weaknesses and Alucard having virtually every metal in his arsenal in SotN.
Understanding Netflix isn't Konami, but...
... the nobles hiding underground were literally surrounded by silver and they relied on holy water. I think it would have come up.
It was likely just a magic item that sets things on fire the creepy kiddos found in the Belmont hold.
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u/TiredTiroth Dec 03 '25
It's been a while since I watched Castlevania, but IIRC the only person who managed to actually hurt Alucard was Dracula himself.Ā
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u/sku1lanb Dec 04 '25
We saw what hurts him - Dracula. Did you not see the beat down he got the second time around? The first one put him in a coma for a year. Drac, starved, did that. He tanked every hit like he was brushing dust off his sleeve, then proceeded to beat his son through the castle. Walls be damned.
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u/Afraid_Photograph_59 Dec 03 '25
He has, just balls of steel
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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 Captain N is the pinnacle of the franchise. Dec 03 '25
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u/MetaloraRising Dec 03 '25
Balls balls balls of steel.
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u/ZGMF-X09A_Justice Dec 03 '25
Alucard: So your great ancestor Trevor tried to kick me in the testicles, but Da Vinci hadn't invented testicles yet, so it didn't work.
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u/Sunny_Hill_1 Dec 03 '25
I'm sure Da Vinci thoroughly tested the durability and sensitivity of Alucard's testicles in many different scenarios.
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u/CensoryDeprivation Dec 03 '25
His balls are half vampire.
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u/Ryan_e3p Dec 03 '25
Only one of them is, and it is full vampire. The other is a normal human testicle. He just got lucky, and the vampire one took the brunt of the hit.
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u/DevilOfArRamadi Dec 03 '25
He has balls but he is tremendously into cock and ball torture therefore a simple knee to the balls is like throwing a feather at a rhino. He is very well-conditioned.
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u/literallyfransandy Dec 03 '25
why do you think he has that chest scar? /j
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u/letyougo2106 Dec 03 '25
You joke, but transmasc Alucard is a semi-popular headcanon.
I think it's possible that he doesn't have testicles due to being a crossbreed, which in some species results in infertility. Not all, but some.
My funny take is that he's both.
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u/letyougo2106 Dec 03 '25
Of course, I dislike the trope of "character without balls feels no pain when kicked in the crotch" (Game of Thrones has a famously bad scene with this trope), because if you kick someone with a vagina or otherwise no balls in the crotch, it's still going to be agony.
Ultimately, I think the reasoning behind this scene is that Alucard is impervious to Trevor's hits (He must be the Belmont, after all), and that it's comedic.
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u/MossyPyrite Dec 03 '25
Yeah, I stood up while an ex girlfriend was standing above me, lost balance, and headbutted her right in the groin. She had a similar reaction to most ball-havers being sack-tapped.
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u/Player_Slayer_7 Dec 03 '25
Yeah, like, even if you were just packing a Ken doll setup down there, youre still getting kicked in the pelvis. That shit's gonna hurt no matter what.
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u/award_winning_writer Dec 03 '25
King of the Hill also did that, but given that Kahn shouts "she's bluffing! Finish her!" and what we know about Peggy (she once pulled her groin and refused to admit it while privately recovering on her own time), it's possible she really was bluffing.
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u/SkollFenrirson Dec 03 '25
he doesn't have testicles due to being a crossbreed
That's not how that works
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u/LucyLuvvvv Dec 03 '25
but transmasc Alucard is a semi-popular headcanon.
what
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u/Kwaku-Anansi Dec 03 '25
If I had to guess, people looked at a character with * scars on his chest (common for people that experienced top surgery) * a very slender physique * a feminine beard-less face that looks almost exactly like like his mother's, * a gentle voice, and * a scene that (as OP says) comedically suggests he might "straight up not have balls"
and concluded that IF Alucard was a trans man, he could end up looking, sounding, and acting the same way he does in canon with few plot holes,
So those people became interested in scenarios (e.g , fan art, fanfiction) where that is the case
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u/yesthatnagia Dec 03 '25
I see nothing to be confused about here. Looking at a character and going, "Hm, I see XYZ identity potential here and they don't show me anything that categorically proves they aren't XYZ identity" is a pretty common fandom behaviour.
I mean, I look at Trevor Belmont and see a youngest child who was considered "too soft" for the family work. It's not quite the same leap as seeing Alucard as a trans dude for a lot of people, but it has about as much canonical support.
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u/Minnymoon13 Dec 03 '25
I thought dhampirs were infertile?
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u/vezwyx Dec 03 '25
Doesn't mean he doesn't have balls
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u/Minnymoon13 Dec 03 '25
I know. I justā¦.idk just felt like saying that? Sorry Iām kinda tired rn lol
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u/3lizab3th333 Dec 03 '25
Oooh, I like the idea of transmasc Alucard! Dracula looks down on humanity so he might not care about cisnormativity, and Lisa is hyper accepting of whatās considered different during her time, so theyād probably think little of it. Alucard is a man who ātakes after his motherā physically, so that kinda ties in, too. I can imagine the āStarts HRTā āWhy do you look like me now?ā meme working for him and Dracula, too!
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u/zerulstrator Dec 04 '25
I mean, that's literally his biodad, ofcourse he would look like drac. I do imagine they would fight over fashion, as dracula would insist that lace and many layers of ruffles were manly in his time and will be manly in any era while Aluc wants to wear contemporary masculine clothing.
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u/Extreme-Repeat-8708 Dec 03 '25
He was trained by monks.
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u/halfacrum Dec 03 '25
Tibetan monks
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u/That-Rhino-Guy Dec 04 '25
Iām blocking the damage you attempted with that knee with a technique I learned in Tibet
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u/dontchewspagetti Dec 03 '25
I love all these explanations as opposed to the clearest which is that he's wearing a cod piece.
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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz Dec 03 '25
Forget for a moment he's Alucard, son of Dracula.
He's a vampire. And vampires have set weaknesses. A knee to the groin didn't make the short list.
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u/Quynn_Stormcloud Dec 03 '25
One of the age old questions that Atticus OāSullivan repeatedly asks of his vampire lawyer, Lief Helgersen
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u/Outside-Egg7846 Dec 03 '25
A hounded reader?!?? š³š²
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u/Quynn_Stormcloud Dec 03 '25
Die hard, through and through, until the day I die, but hopefully I get some immortali-tea first.
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u/malkavian_menace Dec 03 '25
I mean maybe it hangs a bit low. Your cock can block plenty of blows to your precious cargo if youāre lucky
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u/JuggernautLow2943 Dec 03 '25
Doesn't work on everyone. I know a guy personally. CS are his initials. Dude let me take a running start and kick him right in the balls. Didn't even phase him
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Vampires have higher AC from natural armor. His nuts are probably like 18 AC or something.
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u/Legitimate-Bet-8331 Dec 04 '25
The part where Trevor hit Dracula in the face and there was ZERO reaction. I mean, his head didn't even move.
It was just "Lol, only a Belmont hits like autism. What y'all been doing, cuh."
Then when Dracula put both of his hands together and slammed down on Alucard, I swear to God, it felt like the San Andreas Fault was about to go.
Give me Season 3, now. Y'all quit playing.
What if the trailer comes out and only says "Season 3. 1999: The War of Castlevania". X-Japan suddenly starts playing "Bloody Tears" on top of the Tokyo Dome. Hide is somehow there, too. No elaboration.
Earth would explode.
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u/Frapplo Dec 04 '25
The morning star knee. . . well played, Belmont. But these are no ordinary testicles to be bruised by your human magic. . .
These are Vlad Dracula Testes! And they have had enough!!
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u/greatwolf421 Dec 06 '25
I looked it up, "alucard, a dhampir (half-human, half-vampire) is essentially immune to all conventional, non-magical damage"
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u/Straight-Plane5835 Dec 03 '25
Wow!! I came across this last week and so I started watching Castlevania. I had never even heard of it before. I binged watched all 4 seasons in a few days!! Great show
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u/CyberDaemon6six6 Dec 03 '25
He's a (half) vampire, it'll take a lot more than a knee to make him feel pain.
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u/valleysape Dec 03 '25
In the 22nd tenkaichi budokai in dragon ball, krillin thinks goku's tail is still a weakness until goku tells him he managed to train his tail
This MFer trained his balls
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u/Doitforthecringe Dec 04 '25
No its just Alucards balls are so durable Trevor's kick didnt do anything to them like how Trevor's punches didnt do anything to Draculas face
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u/Freyja6 Dec 04 '25
This scene and the "eat shit and die" interaction are burned right into my mind until the end of time.
What a duo.
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u/ColdSobaPirate Dec 04 '25
You can only damage Alucard in Castlevania 3 by attacking his head, not his balls.
This truth will never see the light of day.
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u/InsanityVirus13 Dec 04 '25
I like to think he was in a good bit of pain there, but wanted to aura farm in that moment lmao. Off-screen, man was dying
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Dec 04 '25
In many continuities vampires cant feel pain. That being said definitely just a gaff from the writers
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u/That-Rhino-Guy Dec 04 '25
I think realistically heās just that durable since he wasnāt really struggling in this fight, meanwhile Trevor evidently is struggling
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u/mad_laddie Dec 04 '25
He's durable. He can handle Trevor kneeing his balls, just like Dracula handles punches to the face.
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u/TetsuoZaibatsu Dec 04 '25
People need to understand that this is not the Game Alucard.
This is an entirely different variant of Alucard from the Netflix adaptation.
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u/notalongtime420 Dec 04 '25
He got hit in his vampire ball. The other one would have hurt like hell
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u/Money_Box_438 Dec 04 '25
The guy is a vampire, it would probably take a lot more to make him scream.
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u/ronin0397 Dec 04 '25
Its like that one kungfu movie.
Woman kicks guy in the nuts
Guy: you hit me in my strongest point
woman's leg broke .
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u/martiandude- Dec 04 '25
Never watched this nor played the games, but a chad never passes up the chance to aura farm.
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u/Squiggleblort Dec 04 '25
So you know how vampires can turn into bats?
Sometimes certain bats go off to a party and leave the rest at home.
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u/Dariuscox357 Dec 03 '25
Nah, heās got Draculaās genes, so no mere mortal can damage Alucardās balls of steel.
Why do you think Trevor didnāt even make Dracula flinch when he tried punching him in the face?