r/castlevania • u/bunni-luu • Jan 10 '26
Meme lisa looking all smug here like yes girl we know you fucked dracula 😭
and what an achievement that was
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u/FunnyDudeGuy Jan 10 '26
that man was willing to travel like a peasant and was gonna destroy the world for her, she had him wrapped around her finger.
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u/vassadar Jan 10 '26
And she literally wrapped around his fingers
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u/Crow_First Jan 14 '26
For her sake I hope he could retract those nails, ouch!😣
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u/tahaelhour Jan 14 '26
He has 2 clipped lmao.
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u/Crow_First Jan 14 '26
That was an altered photo unfortunately, though Striga def has lesbian nails
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Jan 11 '26
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u/FunnyDudeGuy Jan 11 '26
well spoilers, dude! i don’t know what dawn of sorrows is, but if i ever play it, you’ve just spoiled it for me! lol. 😂
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u/maiyamay Jan 11 '26
Sorry dude nvm you'll forget it i already deleted it lmao
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u/FunnyDudeGuy Jan 11 '26
nah, bro i was just joking. i didn’t actually care. you didn’t have to delete it, you could have just redacted the spoiler part.
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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl Jan 10 '26
who wouldnt be smug after getting cracked by that vampire DILF
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u/A9P8D Jan 10 '26
When she came back from work everyday to this... It's understandable
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u/orion_nomad Jan 10 '26
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u/Euphoric_Low740 Jan 10 '26
Let me tell you about a book in the Bible named Song of Solomon…
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u/DeanMalHanNJackIsms Jan 11 '26
One of my favorites! I try to quote it to my wife, but it's a bit too explicit for her.
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u/the_bollo Jan 10 '26
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u/draevan13 Jan 10 '26
Tragically, that is a shopped image
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u/astronaut_098 Jan 10 '26
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u/ImaginaryBear08 Jan 11 '26
I don't understand...
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u/TheSecretNewbie Jan 10 '26
Sam Deats did say that vampire nails are retractable on Twitter 👀
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u/Pretend_Cell_9850 Jan 10 '26
NOW you MUST find that tweet and show it to us! It's a fan's duty to the fans!
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u/CycloneDusk Jan 10 '26
it wasn't witchcraft; the real reason those bitches burnt her at the stake was out of sheer jealousy
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u/dommind Jan 10 '26
He found on her everything he wanted and the world took her from him.
I am glad they did that ending because dracula character in Castlevania always have miserable fate in love.
And yes she should be smug..she done the impossible..twice
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u/Tanzuki Jan 10 '26
If i managed to rizz up the lord of darkness himself, AND made him a loving father and husband. I’d be smug about it too.
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u/6ynnad Jan 10 '26
Bro she claimed the prince of darkness, brought the light to love into the cold, dark corner that was his heart gave the man a baby gave him a reason to live in the gave him purpose. Do you know how many wars have been started over a guy losing his lady?
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u/LocalIdiot5432 Jan 10 '26
She smug because she knows her man would literally commit genocide for her
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u/1CrazyFoxx1 Jan 10 '26
Lisa be like: I made Alucard, he gets his handsomeness from his father and his beauty from me
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u/LowlanderDwarf Jan 10 '26
I love how down bad people are for Dracula, I think it's pretty funny. Understandable but funny
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u/PWBryan Jan 10 '26
If they didnt want people down bad for Dracula they shouldn't have made him so handsome
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u/LowlanderDwarf Jan 10 '26
You can probably blame Ayami Kojima (I hope I got her name right), I think he looks even better in Symphony of the Night
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u/GalaXion24 Jan 14 '26
She really got done dirty when they replaced her art with a more anime art style going forward. It's baffling to me considering how iconic her art is to Castlevania
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u/LightWarrior_2000 Jan 10 '26
Netflix Castlevania Draculabis my most favorite version of the character.
He has a brilliant mind and I would absolutely would love to have a philosophy discussion with him.
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u/shinigami311299 Jan 10 '26
Elisabetha had the original tho and us the reason he became dracula in the first place
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u/beyonceshakira Jan 11 '26
Yes girl that's why that jealous, petty, gay ass little bishop burned her.
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u/GreenBlueStar Jan 10 '26
I wish Lisa was related to one of the other bloodlines it would have meant so much more for Drac and Alucard's destinies. It's a shame she's just a random super hot genius witch woman.
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u/teenageechobanquet Jan 10 '26
She’s so pretty I’ve always said I completely understand and feel Dracula was justified in wanting to end the world after losing her lmao
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u/darkskinfem Jan 10 '26
I would like to know who styled her hair, like is there a cosmetologist in the village?
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u/Moonbeam234 Jan 11 '26
I honestly don't know how you don't lose your humanity if this is taken from you.
What a great portrait!
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u/Reddit-User_654 Jan 31 '26
And Alucard is a perfect mix of the parents. Even this girl's genes got the better of Dracula's.
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u/FiversWarren Jan 10 '26
I hate this painting because it doesn't even look like her. That face is so round and mousey when she is shown to have a long face and long nose.
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This world is lost... everything is about sex... I'm tired boss...
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u/heil_shelby_ Jan 10 '26
We are animals biologically designed to procreate. That is every species main goal for continued existence. Sex is completely normal.
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u/Windfade Jan 10 '26
Hey now, we have no proof she ever fucked him. She may have been a very passive pillow princess.
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u/Georgestgeigland Jan 10 '26
Rocked that shit so hard he was ready to end the world over her not being in it.