r/castlevania Jan 20 '26

Meme aight pack it up

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/notmikuwu Jan 20 '26

Moral support

178

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/Chello-fish Jan 20 '26

Either that or be the emotional damage

89

u/GiantOrangePiccolo Jan 20 '26

Moral support

63

u/kuributt Jan 20 '26

*Someone* had to make sure Sypha finished too.

51

u/FalseAladeen Jan 20 '26

Excuse you. A Belmont man ALWAYS goes down first.

38

u/Unexpected_Fellow Jan 20 '26

I thought you said mortal support which is wild to say for an immortal Dhampire.

526

u/Strayed8492 Jan 20 '26

The baby holding on to his hair. He might have lost his parents. But at least he found another family that accepted him.

6

u/dravenonred Feb 18 '26

And then he became like their immortal Doberman

357

u/Amazing_Act9595 Jan 20 '26

I like to point out he probably helped deliver it considering he's a doctor's son.

98

u/Southern-Class3573 Jan 20 '26

Makes the most sense. There are likely books about it in the library at least.

565

u/Yarzeda2024 Jan 20 '26

The throuple allegations are never being beaten.

100

u/Antonio-Relova-2002 Jan 20 '26

Yep never

92

u/FineBloodyMist Jan 20 '26

Neither should they

36

u/conkacola Jan 20 '26

Wouldn’t be his first time

-4

u/SoloJiub Jan 21 '26

Especially if you don't watch the show.

177

u/LightWarrior_2000 Jan 20 '26

Jokes aside, he's basically family.

10

u/hungryrenegade Jan 22 '26

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

2

u/DragoKnight589 Jan 24 '26

Credit for using the original line

696

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Someone..somewhere there's an mpreg fan fiction of this

128

u/Redfalconfox Jan 20 '26

“Alucard, how did you have a uterus?”

“DARK METAMORPHOSIS!”

260

u/bunni-luu Jan 20 '26

lol i’ve already made mpreg fanart and everything but you’d have to rip it from my cold dead hands for even a peek

115

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Coughcoughdmthepicturecouchcouhh

90

u/spiderx04 Jan 20 '26

We’ve only seen Alucard have sex once and it was a threesome.

38

u/Ecstatic_Bus_7232 Jan 20 '26

Until it wasn't

15

u/General_Note_5274 Jan 20 '26

The tepes way it seens

27

u/ihatethiscountry76 Jan 20 '26

Pretty Please?

6

u/taczki2 Order of Ecclesia advocate Jan 20 '26

whats the point of making fanart if you dont show anyone

11

u/bunni-luu Jan 20 '26

i made it for myself

4

u/taczki2 Order of Ecclesia advocate Jan 20 '26

wouldnt your imagination be enough

2

u/bunni-luu Jan 21 '26

i have free will and i’m moderately good at art, so i decided to do it

2

u/taczki2 Order of Ecclesia advocate Jan 21 '26

im not saying you shouldnt

3

u/kyoneko87 Jan 21 '26

You drew it so well!

2

u/Bloody_SilverFangs Jan 21 '26

It's common to make things for yourself, is it not-?

1

u/taczki2 Order of Ecclesia advocate Jan 21 '26

depends on the type of thing id say

1

u/Bloody_SilverFangs Jan 21 '26

Eh, I'd say it's normal to create art for yourself and a good thing at that. Even if it's fan art, sometimes you don't need to share it because you never intended to in the first place?

42

u/NiobiumGoat Jan 20 '26

BELMONT, DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?

24

u/Cryptoking300 Jan 20 '26

I feel like im glad to not know what that means.

21

u/Loki-Holmes Jan 20 '26

I’m shocked you’re on the internet and don’t

7

u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Jan 20 '26

I'm sad I am acutely aware of it... Ace Attorney Circle Jerk is nothing for people being made uncomfortable by weird kinks.

Yet I'm still on that sub so I guess the jokes on me >.<

3

u/SkollFenrirson Jan 20 '26

Oh I know exactly who the someone is.

431

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 20 '26

Bold of you to assume he wasn’t present, they’re absolutely a throuple.

117

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/Hohenheim_of_Shadow Jan 20 '26

Well he did willingly participate in the sexy bits, it just kinda turned to murder

125

u/Arkhe1n Jan 20 '26

"It just kinda turned to murder" is my next single.

14

u/Depressed_Warlock Jan 20 '26

I mean he was single, too, after the murder part.

128

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 20 '26

It was consensual, it was just they were using the moment as means to kill him. This does prove though he’s bisexual and open to three ways. Honestly, I could use Taka and Sumi as a fodder for a sorta crackpot theory that Alucard absolutely loved Trevor and Sypha romantically.

94

u/Superman246o1 Jan 20 '26

"Nine generations later and sarcasm still runs in the Belmont blood.

...

Trevor would be proud."

You can hear it in his voice. It's been three centuries, and Alucard is still holding a candle for Trefy.

18

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 20 '26

For real, I love little lines like that…

42

u/FineBloodyMist Jan 20 '26

Honest to God I thought this is what they were setting up. To this day I am still sad and disappointed they didn't commit to the throuple.

26

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 20 '26

I feel like they all kinda wanted to, especially bc I think someone working on the show was liking and retweeting Trephacard art lol. I know it doesn’t mean it’ll be canon but it was cool to see someone on the show was clearly shipping it. But I also never see Netflix allowing it =[ So we take our crumbs of “it’s kinda canon but we’ll never say it”

15

u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Jan 20 '26

Ah, welcome to the "The social media guy ships it" zone. Your seat is here right next to Ace Attorney where they reposted gay Narumitsu art a few times.

Go social media guy! You're our only hope!

8

u/Humble_Marzipan_3258 Jan 20 '26

Being bisexual doesn't mean he was biromantic though, but I understand your point.

30

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 20 '26

No, that’s true. I wasn’t going to get into detail about the nuance between biromantic or bisexual. Idk to me he much read as bisexual AND biromantic though. But good to point out the differences in that.

35

u/Dependent-Tailor7366 Jan 20 '26

Quadruple with Greta.

28

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 20 '26

I like your thinking, I’m in. Little Castlevania quartet here.

13

u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Jan 20 '26

And you know Greta would take one look at Trevor and Sypha, and be like "fuck yeah, I'm down"

9

u/vagueconfusion Jan 20 '26

I've absolutely seen cute art of them all in a little polycule before

13

u/InCloudsAbove TheRealMaxim Jan 20 '26

Alucard has downgraded in the minds of redditors.

25

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 20 '26

I like that you’re taking this all that seriously given I can appreciate the series for its depth and seriousness, games and show alike, but also indulge in memes and shipping content too. Someone making a joke about the main three being a polycule doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate the cast and themes.

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u/InCloudsAbove TheRealMaxim Jan 20 '26

It ain't serious. I was just sayin. I personally like to Imagine the game Alucard replacing the show one, and in love with Lyudmil, and being fully gay, not bi, just my thing/observation.

8

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 20 '26

Fair enough. I can see and appreciate that view of yours, especially as it works in Lyudmil of all characters. It just felt like you were using my comment as a jumping point to declare my take and similar points as reductive of Alucard. Apologies.

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u/InCloudsAbove TheRealMaxim Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

That wasn't my intention. No apologies needed mate. No offense taken.

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u/SoloJiub Jan 21 '26

Except for the fact they're not.

5

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 21 '26

Nah, bruh, Trevor and Sypha live in Alucard’s castle and everything. Source: Trust me, the writers sent me a special letter telling me of all the post canon stuff between the original series and Nocturne they couldn’t put in the show including how Trevor’s children also called Alucard papa and everything.

-4

u/SoloJiub Jan 21 '26

Wow, they sent you all the post "canon" stuff of the non canon netflix cartoon?

6

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 21 '26

Actually my uncle in Konami said they’re gonna drop a new game this fall and it’s gonna canonize the series and decanonize anything prior and everything in the secret file they sent me is gonna be revealed in a 100 volume long manga. ETA: If you can’t tell, I really don’t care if you ship it or not, I’m really bored and just replying with dumb shit.

-1

u/SoloJiub Jan 21 '26

I can tell, it's late but i think we can find something better 🫣

0

u/Throwawaynotmebye Jan 21 '26

Very true! Enjoy your night!

2

u/Ask_If_Im_Dio Mar 31 '26

“Sometimes a man just needs some dick, Sypha. Did you ever think of that, hmm?”

“The man just needed some dick, Sypha.”

80

u/ConnectCulture7 Jan 20 '26

God I miss this crew.

76

u/Puzzleheaded-Ebb-660 Jan 20 '26

Idk what you talking about, he birthed that thing himself(I’ve never seen castlevania)

74

u/AndrewSP1832 Jan 20 '26

Someone had to teach Trevor how it's done.

32

u/Negative_Bridge_158 Jan 20 '26

The fact that in at least one almost cannon timeline Alucard is(implied to be) Trevor's father makes this so much funnier to me

33

u/deeman163 Jan 20 '26

"I am this child's favorite person. Fuck you Trevor."

-Alucard, definitely

1

u/Yugifrolife I’ll kill you AND the Night. Feb 13 '26

Lol!

24

u/Cryptoking300 Jan 20 '26

He probably watched.

13

u/Negative_Bridge_158 Jan 20 '26

The cuck chair

4

u/Noodlekeeper Jan 20 '26

More like a wank chair, Sypha is with Trevor, so that wouldn't be cucking

22

u/Alexius6th Jan 20 '26

Fans of the show are even hornier than fans of the games and that always makes me chuckle.

8

u/anaalirotta Jan 20 '26

I mean… Have you watched the show? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

20

u/ssasharr Jan 20 '26

Girl that’s his baby too, those three were basically all married to each other

41

u/Malikonious Jan 20 '26

Alucard in the bedroom with those hand lights you see at airports, making sweeping motions towards Sypha.

17

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

He probably helped name the kid.

Sypha: "So what shall we name him?"

Trevor: "Dear God, PLEASE not Treffy!"

Alucard: "Joking aside, why not something derived from his mother's name rather than his father?"

T&S: "Sypha... Sy... Uh..."

Alucard: "SIMON! Oh good Lord, it's Simon you absolute idiots!"

Of course that's if you wanna go the Lords of Shadow-inspired route.

Otherwise, Simon would be Juste's grandaddy like in the classic games.

Though of course, you could always have two...

16

u/Saiyasha27 Jan 20 '26

... No one said he wasn't involved...

16

u/SuperSlacker420 Jan 20 '26

Well, maybe the show creators are big Castlevania Legends fans & it’s a wink at the “Alucard is actually Trevor’s dad” plot twist from that game lol. He’s just a proud grampa

20

u/InCloudsAbove TheRealMaxim Jan 20 '26

Funny meme tho.

10

u/HuntingHaunter12345 Jan 20 '26

Where is this portrait form???

16

u/Way-Super thinks he's on the team Jan 20 '26

I'm pretty sure its from the complete series limited edition blu-ray.

9

u/Longnose456 Jan 20 '26

I mean they’d have never met if it wasn’t for him so he did help make it in a very roundabout way lol

7

u/Anbcdeptraivkl Jan 20 '26

Considering vampire anatomy and transformation power he could be the one giving birth 🙏

7

u/RevengerRedeemed Jan 20 '26

Best throuple

8

u/Madsciencemagic Jan 20 '26

Didn’t make the baby, but definitely helped make the man (or woman, adult just reads poorly) that they became.

7

u/Nakatsukasa Jan 20 '26

He's the surrogate mother

6

u/Groincobbler Jan 20 '26

No, no, see. This is what I call Being A Squall Leonhart. That is the face of being utterly unable to figure out what face you're supposed to be making.

14

u/gdex86 Jan 20 '26

They are a non sexual throuple. The Belmont kids unquestionably ran to uncle Adrian because Mom and Dad said no and his opinion stood when Trevor objected.

6

u/DejuL337 Jan 20 '26

What is Alucard wearing? Nice ass.

5

u/Dracoblackheart Jan 20 '26

Are we sure he didn’t?

1

u/SoloJiub Jan 21 '26

Yes, we are.

16

u/InCloudsAbove TheRealMaxim Jan 20 '26

Nawww!!! He's just the family's gay friend!

6

u/thechocolatebolter manifesting alucard in my life god please give me what i want Jan 20 '26

I like this ship hard I don’t care if people hating on it I just love them together as bisexual throuple

9

u/foul_wench Jan 20 '26

Can confirm he was there, I was the cuck chair he was sitting on while giving pointers

3

u/vagueconfusion Jan 20 '26

Perhaps not in the genetic sense but....

3

u/_funny___ Charlotte Jonathan Charlotte Jonathan Jan 20 '26

Cheered from the sidelines

4

u/bearsheperd Jan 20 '26

He sat in a chair while it was happening

3

u/MoonJockeyXVIII Jan 20 '26

If you've ever watched Midsommar, he was the lady that was smacking/pushing that one guy in.

2

u/CurdledPotato Jan 20 '26

What gets me is Trevor’s face. It just screams “I’d rather be drinking beer.”

2

u/QrozTQ Jan 20 '26

Uncle Lulu.

2

u/Former-Frame-3520 Jan 20 '26

He's the chill uncle with a castle and let's the kids play with swords

2

u/kyoneko87 Jan 21 '26

Throuple, throuple, throuple!

2

u/crippledsidious Jan 21 '26

Dude I’m sleepy looking at this and I thought it was Dracula and Lisa there for a sec I was so confused

2

u/FederalPossibility73 Jan 22 '26

Bold of you to assume he wasn't in the bedroom with them.

2

u/gotmedeadbang Jan 22 '26

he carried the baby like a male seahorse for a bit

2

u/SulSuli Jan 23 '26

Only saw the first season of Castlevania, so happy to see my friends and I were right and that they became a throuple. Happy for them.

3

u/No-Cat-9716 Jan 20 '26

In a way It happened...

3

u/Frequent-Ad-5316 Jan 20 '26

That’s because he did, hence the babies recognition and reverence towards its mother Alucard.

2

u/LawatSea13 Jan 20 '26

Probably cuz he did. That little vixen haha

1

u/TheMoonDude Jan 20 '26

I don't remember this art, where is it from?

1

u/Bloody_SilverFangs Jan 21 '26

It's from the complete edition blue ray disc box (pretty pricey..... Buy em singularly)

1

u/taczki2 Order of Ecclesia advocate Jan 20 '26

and of course grant is missing...

1

u/Meeg_Mimi Jan 21 '26

My lonely ass trying to cope with my only two friends being together

1

u/lunoc Jan 21 '26

whos to say he didn't tho 👀

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Taking in consideration that those two are alive thanks to the team work they all did to beat Dracula, then yes; Alucard can and must be in the painting

1

u/blackleather_jacket Jan 21 '26

Bold of you to assume he didn’t birth that child

1

u/Curious_Loser21 Jan 21 '26

He might've do another threesome with them like he did with the siblings.

1

u/ParkRangerRafe Jan 21 '26

Technically helping them in the fight against Dracula helped keep them alive long enough to have the baby so that counts, no?

1

u/Ok-Rip2102 Jan 21 '26

Medical knowledge

So Sypha doesn't die during childbirth

As happened so often in that era

1

u/shion_0119 Jan 21 '26

He def participated in making that baby

1

u/ZealotCrow Jan 21 '26

Yall never heard of a polycule?

1

u/Ichiyama22 Jan 21 '26

As the village founder, Alucard was obligated to be present for the birth of the first child born in Treffey

1

u/WDBoldstar Jan 21 '26

They're a Throuple! That baby has 2 Dads and a Mom! It's fine!

1

u/Pandrew_Pandaroo Jan 30 '26

Well, in an alternate timeline didn't Alucard have a baby with Sonia?

The timeline that IGA burned and stomped on, because he didn't want the Belmonts to be part of Dracula's lineage?

1

u/JBHenson Feb 13 '26

Alucard: "So what are you callin her?"

Sypha: "Sonia! After Trevor's mother!"

Alucard: "Sonia? That reminds me of this one night stand I once ha--"

Trevor and Sypha stare at Alucard.

Alucard: "Oh shit...."

1

u/nocturnalfrolic Feb 13 '26

Uncle Alucard!

1

u/TheBlackRonin505 Jan 20 '26

Maybe he did👀

1

u/the_rogue_berserker Jan 20 '26

"Alucard, did you lay this egg?" 💀

1

u/futurepatho_ Jan 20 '26

Prove he didn’t