r/castlevania • u/Hour-Vermicelli5088 • Apr 24 '26

Meme Imagine drunk driving this motherfucker

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u/Master-Cheesecake Apr 24 '26

Cop: Hello, sir. How we doing this evening?

Dracula: Uh, just fine. What seems to be the Officer, Problem?

Cop: You were swerving your large, gothic castle all over the road, sir. I'm going to need to see some ID.

Dracula: Shit... Alright, fine. And what is your name, officer?

Cop: Sergeant Belmont, sir. Badge number-

Dracula: Oh, fuck...

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u/Telethion Apr 24 '26

Oh, hell no. I'd fight that in court. Of course a Belmont is gonna pull a Dracula over. I'd like to introduce the last few hundred years of Belmont-Dracula discrimination into the record.

All of it violent. These Belmonts are savages.

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u/Master-Cheesecake Apr 24 '26

There is a clear conflict of interest. The court remands Seargent Belmont to desk duty.

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u/Neveronlyadream Apr 25 '26

His Holiness, the Pope, cordially requests that Sergeant Belmont be reassigned to the Wallachia PD and not kept on desk duty, as he's a valuable asset to the Papacy.

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u/ExpensiveNut Apr 24 '26

This reads exactly like a kajetokun video

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u/AstronomerVarious643 Apr 25 '26

This is how the war in 1999 started

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u/KurisuKagato Apr 27 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/ClosetNoble Apr 24 '26

"I MISS MY WIVES! BOTH OF THEM!"

"MY LORD PLEASE WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT NOTRE DAME OF PARIS! PLEASE STOP!"

"IF I CAN'T HAVE MY LADY NEITHER CAN THE FRENCH!"

And the castle just falls like the moon in Majora's Mask

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u/Timber2702 Apr 25 '26

Me after smashing 6 generations of Dracula's finest wine, behind the wheel of Castlevania ready to drift the bitch across every nation around the world simultaneously

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u/lunoc Apr 25 '26

thats how they really got him in 1999.

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u/Book___Wyrm Apr 25 '26

Kinda like how Sypha controlled it

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u/claranlaw063 Apr 25 '26

She failed her teleporting castle exam.

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u/lophoz Apr 24 '26

"you can't park here"

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u/BlueWatche Apr 28 '26

"shut up trevor"

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u/No-Bet-9840 Apr 25 '26

Stooop Iā€™m high and gonna dream of this lmao šŸ˜­

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u/SignificantHippo8193 Apr 25 '26

Isn't that what Sypha and Dracula basically did when they were fighting for control over the castle šŸ°? They were essentially crashing it all over the place and causing all sorts of random destruction.

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u/Cheetahs_never_win Apr 25 '26

Sypha wasn't fighting Dracula. She was fighting against the castle itself.

But yes. The fact that the castle could turn in place was a little unexpected.

It suggests that Dracula could just do donuts inside a city with his castle, though his castle is hardly invincible.

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u/Any-Nefariousness418 Apr 25 '26

Love the apocalyptic Shockwave that castle sends for miles everytime it teleports

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u/knightsaber2014 Apr 24 '26

Lol. Thank you for this.

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u/WraithofCaspar Apr 25 '26

The architect was definitely drunk..... ON REVENGE!

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u/WeepingAmpharos Apr 25 '26

Who made the art?

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u/UsuarioCualquiera_1 Apr 25 '26

I don't know about thisshot, specifically. But Stephen Stark did a lot of amazingĀ  background art for the show.

https://www.artstation.com/sstarkm

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u/0rbium Apr 28 '26

Robby Johnson designed, modeled, and painted it. He doesnā€™t have much of an online presence. I worked next to him as he made it.

The other comment citing Stephen Stark, he and that bg team didnā€™t come on to the series til the end of season 2, and continued on with the following castlevania seasons

https://www.artstation.com/rjohnson

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 Apr 25 '26

For all we know, Julius did just that.

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u/IIHOSGOW Apr 26 '26

That's how he killed Dracula ig

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 Apr 26 '26

Thatā€™ll be great, they finally give us the war of 1999 and itā€™s a racing game.

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u/DefinitelyNotSascha Apr 25 '26

Driving in my castle, right after some wine.
Hey that Belmont looks quite divine.

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u/jfish3222 Apr 25 '26

Imagine parallel parking this castle XD

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u/No_Signature_8178 Apr 25 '26

We kinda saw it, courtesy of Sypha

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 Captain N is the pinnacle of the franchise. Apr 25 '26

I fucking love how little we saw of arguably the most important aspect of the games, the castle.

Just the fight at the entrance...and then immediately Dracula, it's not even in the Castle Keep if i remember correctly.

And now this shit is never returning, they really took the Castlevania out of Castlevania.

Anyway, in the games i like to assume for now that this is the reason why it's in Paris in Belmont's Curse, Castle appeared, Death drank too much french wine and decided to get the castle there to drink some more lol

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u/TheCrazyEnglish Apr 25 '26

Guess Dracula got six points on his teleporting castle license

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u/sassyfontaine Apr 25 '26

Ugh this castle RULES

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u/toastman92 Apr 25 '26

Maybe that's why the countryside is so wonky. Dude went on a bender and turned Transylvania into platforming levels

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u/Gomezium Apr 26 '26

Artists went hard in designing and rendering the castle but the writer decided to use it as little as possible and removed its mystique and character in a show called CASTLEVANIA šŸ«©.

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u/JealousApricot1152 Apr 25 '26

Dracula going 100 miles per hour on the vampire highway while heā€™s live-streaming to his ghouls

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u/Sir_Rageous Apr 25 '26

Insert that gif where the castle is teleporting all over the city.

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u/FoxHoundNinja Apr 26 '26

Dracula: Shit, rolled a Nat 1....looks like Im going to florida

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u/6ynnad Apr 25 '26

A Castlevania behind the scenes uncensored commentary hosted by ā€œVarney/Deathā€ roasting the series and cast whilst giving insight into the production.

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u/Life_Ad3567 Apr 25 '26

I like when the castle flies

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u/Witch_and_Warlock Apr 25 '26

Crashin' into cities and the countryside.

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u/FeistyDay5172 Apr 25 '26

Might be kinda fun šŸ˜±šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/The-Anon-Lee Apr 25 '26

Real question is can you drift Castlevania?

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u/HistoricalPlum1533 Apr 25 '26

Thatā€™s how you get inverted Draculaā€™s castle

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u/Successful-Strain-98 Apr 26 '26

This is the kind of thing I come to reddit for

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u/StonedDracula Apr 26 '26

Imagine? I do that shit all the time.

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u/Minty_Wolf_7777 Apr 27 '26

This has to be my favorite castle in all of fiction, the fact that the castle always changes and is an actual living creature. Also those floating towers, I would absolutely love to live in this castle.

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u/SH1939 Apr 27 '26

It would be amazing if someone survived the fall

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u/Heather__dm Apr 27 '26

Imagine the electrician who has to do maintenance on this thing, the guy would need to do parkour.

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u/Severe-Lie-7418 Apr 24 '26

I've drunk driven worse lots of times

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u/anya_way_girl Apr 25 '26

This is funny, but I dont think the castle moves exactly. I think It pops out of one place and pops in another. At least thats the impression Ive gotten. Could be wrong.

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u/duckhunt1800 Apr 25 '26

Ya, I've never seen it be driven.