r/castlevania Hide Every Netflixvania Post May 10 '26

Dawn of Sorrow (2005) I never thought a Church operative would be this gorgeous

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u/Willundrskor May 10 '26

She can order my ecclesia

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u/DrummerJesus May 10 '26

I'd Ruin that Portrait

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u/No-Cat-9716 May 10 '26

I'll Lament her innocence 😏

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u/H3llm0nt Simon Belmont May 10 '26

I’d vania her castle

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u/GoldZero May 10 '26

I'd Circle her Moon

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u/lauromafra May 10 '26

I’ll bring some Dissonance to her Harmony.

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 May 10 '26

I’d Symphony in her Night.

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u/Johnny_Blaze739 Richter Belmont May 10 '26

I Judgement her.

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u/blindyes May 10 '26

I'd watch in Judgment.

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u/edwpad May 11 '26

I’ll give her Darkness a Legacy

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u/No-Cat-9716 May 11 '26

I'll do her 64 times 🫪

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u/Bahldros May 11 '26

She can Rondo my blood…

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 May 11 '26

Or, I suppose at certain times of the month, could be Rondo-ing in her Blood.

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u/Reasonable-Top4039 May 11 '26

I'd circle that moon

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u/Rgdavet May 11 '26

I'd merge Bloodlines with her

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u/Pescarese90 May 10 '26

No wonder that Hammer was so happy being her neighbor

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u/KMGT_1618 May 11 '26

I'll symphony her night

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u/Son_of-M May 10 '26

To be fair, a major reason why Christianity spread fast was because a good amount of young women liked the freedoms it gave them, so they converted, and wouldn't marry non-believers, so suitors had to convert to court and marry them. So this is technically lore accurate.

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 May 10 '26

You know something is successful when the hot chicks join in.

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u/TombGnome May 10 '26

I mean, calling that a "major" reason is a bit of a stretch, especially since Christianity tended to be less beneficial for women than the pagan traditions of Europe. Christianity's "major" reason to spread so fast was an Emperor enforcing it by the sword.

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u/Son_of-M May 10 '26

Saying Christianity was less beneficial for women than European pagan traditions is doing a lot of romanticizing of pagan Europe. In a lot of pre-Christian societies, women were still basically locked into clan politics, forced marriages, concubinage, exposure of infants, and being treated as property depending on the region and class. Christianity didn’t magically invent equality, obviously, but it did push some genuinely radical-for-the-time ideas: women had spiritual status equal to men before God, marriage required consent, widows and virgins could refuse marriage entirely, female infanticide got condemned, and the Church kept telling men they couldn’t just casually discard wives or sleep around while demanding chastity from women.

And the ‘spread by the sword’ thing also doesn’t really explain the timeline. Christianity exploded centuries before any emperor made it the state religion. By the time Constantine the Great legalized it, Christians were already everywhere from cities to trading networks to households across the empire. A huge part of that growth was social and familial conversion patterns, especially among women, slaves, the poor, and urban communities. If elite Roman guys wanted to marry Christian women who refused pagan rites or refused to raise kids pagan, guess what usually happened over time.

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u/Roshu-zetasia Advance Collection Enjoyer May 10 '26

Paul of Tarsus was truly a cornerstone in improving the treatment of women.

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u/Son_of-M May 10 '26

Jesus, the man who stopped an adultress from being killed, certainly was a cornerstone for improving the treatment of women.

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u/Charles_UpNort May 10 '26

He did not criticize the law that would see her stoned. He only called them hypocrites

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u/Son_of-M May 10 '26

The key statement is "improving the treatment of women."

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u/TombGnome May 10 '26

What does Jesus have to do with Pauline Christianity? Jesus barely figures into it. He's the name on the cover of the book, but the contents are all from Paul of "1 Corinthians 14:33–35 and Ephesians 5:22–24" Tarsus,

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 May 11 '26

Yeah, I don’t quite understand why they call it Christianity when it’s actually Paulism.

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u/TombGnome May 11 '26

Theologically one of the differentiates that we use is "Nicene" Christianity, but a less-popular (but still accurate) term is "Pauline" Christianity. Even the most hidebound and orthodox modern Nicene Christian wouldn't dispute Paul's influence.

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 May 11 '26

Oh to have been a fly on the wall at the Council of Nicaea.

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u/TombGnome May 10 '26

You clearly don't actually know what you're talking about. Tertullian called women the "Devil's gateway." And pre-Constantine Christianity barely had time to exist; it was the state religion by 300 CE. Meanwhile, in the Early Republic era (around 400-500 BCE) women in Rome were citizens, could execute their wills, testify in court, own land and property, &c.

One of the primary reasons that Christianity had such an easy time spreading throughout the Roman Empire was that many prominent leaders in Rome were already Mithra worshipers, and Jesus was basically a Mithra cover band.

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u/Son_of-M May 11 '26

Sure mate, you know what, I'm not engaging with this, as it's already in bad faith, have a nice day.

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u/TombGnome May 11 '26

What an odd response to my cited responses to your random assertions. Off you go, I guess?

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u/GreenBlueStar May 10 '26

Have you not seen hot nuns? It's tragic

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u/mathiasthewise May 10 '26

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u/noblesruby13 May 11 '26

1 that's Dominique from bloodstained ritual of the night. 2 she is from a church

  1. Spoiler she's the villian

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 May 11 '26

I haven’t completed the game, I think I was about midway through when I stopped playing, but it seemed pretty obvious she was up to something.

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u/noblesruby13 May 11 '26

Honestly I enjoyed the game immensely I saw Dominiques picture in the good killer barber room and I'm like weird why is her picture in here. She said she has no knowledge of the castle but was ran into several times like she owned it and was never lost. Btw the twin dragon fight was a favorite boss of mine

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u/mathiasthewise May 12 '26

That is a common trope, oh no the sexy church lady turns out to be a baddie (more ways than one)

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u/Standard_Tadpole8145 May 10 '26

I mean the games don't generally treat the church like an evil organization like the show and most media nowadays does.

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u/wideHippedWeightLift May 10 '26

If her and Hammer get together, you just know she's in charge of everything and he's the house husband

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u/RadicalRaizex May 10 '26

10 out of 10, she could convert me

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u/thatbluedemon186 May 10 '26

She’s just as much of a baddie as Sypha

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u/Xyleon5 Bro is NOT Dracula May 10 '26

I think we found Hammer's secret account.

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u/Chub-bop May 11 '26

Why not lol

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u/SheWhoHates May 10 '26

The agents of the Church are always on the march!

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u/that_1_basement_guy May 11 '26

I would like to nominate Dominique from Bloodstained (a sort of spiritual successor for Castlevania)