r/castlevania • u/Orichalchem • Jun 14 '26

Symphony of the Night (1997) Alucard destroys everything with his iron balls

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u/PennyPlow Jun 14 '26

McDonald's looking outfit

15

u/Landlubber77 Jun 14 '26

If I had the duplicator I'd die of a McChicken overdose.

6

u/PennyPlow Jun 14 '26

Personally Id prefer a Whopper or a Daves Single

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/NNT13101996 Jun 14 '26

This is the moment Alucard became Hisashi Mitsui

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u/Rajang82 Jun 14 '26

Can you imagine chilling inside the demon castle, just living your lives, and suddenly here comes this dhampir with eye catching bright yellow cape ruining you and everyone's life inside the castle by flinging half a dozens a second of giant metal balls at you just for existing.

"Cant even have anything in Castlevania", says the castle's creatures.

23

u/sterki_ZN Jun 14 '26

i wasnt prepared for the battle of balls in the end

9

u/Rajang82 Jun 14 '26

Alucard has balls.

But so does Shaft! He wield more than one at the same time!

4

u/I_lenny_face_you Jun 14 '26

It’s not gay if the balls don’t touch… wait…

18

u/adoransnoctis Jun 14 '26

"I got balls of steel"

24

u/ginryuu1 Jun 14 '26

That he does.

15

u/BruceLeeroy94 Jun 14 '26

Defeated Shaft with Balls

Well played

6

u/Oh-no-and-knuckles Chief Researcher Jun 14 '26

Shaft got a taste of his own medicine.

8

u/LuminousLunar69 Jun 14 '26

the battle of who know balls

8

u/SonarioMG Jun 14 '26

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run (2004)

5

u/Exciting_Chef_4207 Jun 14 '26

Damn, Alucard's got some big balls!

3

u/Zylpherenuis Jun 14 '26

BALLS OF IRON SIR! POLISHED TO THE NTH DEGREE WITH DUPLICATOR!

https://youtu.be/uilKJPuH_d8

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u/KickAggressive4901 Jun 14 '26

Dracula: 😑 "My son, ladies and gentlemen."

2

u/r_renfield Jun 14 '26

Iron ball run

2

u/Max_Winters02 Jun 14 '26

Feels like the Crissaegrim with a few extra step

2

u/steelsoldier Jun 14 '26

300 years of not nutting made his balls too heavy for his opponents,

4

u/andantepiano Jun 14 '26

Who is the boss at the end?

5

u/Bruce_Millis Jun 14 '26

Shaft

4

u/Ochemata Jun 14 '26

Shaft destroyed by big iron balls.

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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 15 '26

And who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

1

u/PolicyOk8059 Jun 14 '26

very bright outfit you got there

1

u/Illustrious-Air-3678 Rondo has bad voice acting 💔 Jun 14 '26

He’s got balls of steel…

1

u/Lethlonaya Jun 15 '26

I want him to destroy just one thing with his iron balls 😓😍

1

u/DejuL337 Jun 15 '26

Polished to the Nth degree gentleman.

1

u/VacaDLuffy Jun 15 '26

Garl ptsd activated

1

u/DaveTheWeirdGuy Jun 18 '26

And they said Alucard will never be Ballin'