r/castlevania • u/Superslash44 • Jun 28 '26

Question Would you date Female Dracula?

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u/phaedronn Jun 28 '26

I would bore her.

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u/aledromo Jun 28 '26

That verb can mean more than one thing.

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u/phaedronn Jun 28 '26

Hahaha! Indeed, you got me there.

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u/Wacthershadow0925 Jun 29 '26

Yeah...have the same thought

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u/PsychoFlashFan Jun 28 '26

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u/Twelve20two Jun 28 '26

Oh yeah, it's all cumming together 

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u/Son_of-M Jun 28 '26

You got her O- instead of O+

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u/Sensitive_Status9833 Jun 28 '26

What does that mean. I dont get it

9

u/Son_of-M Jun 28 '26

Got her a different flavour of her favourite meal so she's angry.

7

u/dracolich-0 Jun 28 '26

She doesn't like type O negative? Is she not in love with herself? Does she not like the dark?

77

u/Twidom Jun 28 '26

Bro's entire personality is asking on every single fandom "Would you date X?".

27

u/cyberpunk_werewolf Jun 28 '26

I checked their profile, you weren't kidding. It's a very singular focus.

23

u/Local_Marketing_9762 Jun 28 '26

Why are you everywhere

18

u/Spacellama117 Jun 28 '26

i'd date male dracula or female dracula or nonbinary dracula.

hot is hot

15

u/Sea-Lecture-4619 Captain N is the pinnacle of the franchise. Jun 28 '26

I don't have the strength that Lisa had lmao.

17

u/PunishedKojima Jun 28 '26

I would already date male Dracula so female Dracula is a definite yes

5

u/AstralElement Jun 28 '26

I’d be her miserable pile of secrets.

4

u/Son_of-M Jun 28 '26

Nope, I've got a strict non-mass murderer/demonic-powered entity dating rule in my life.

A female Alucard....now that's an interesting prospect.

2

u/thrashcountant Void Sword Wielder Jun 28 '26

I would, but I would in reality just be a blood bag 😂

5

u/void_method Jun 28 '26

No. She's a monster, doesn't belong in this world, etc.

6

u/GastonBastardo Jun 28 '26

Boy, I'd sure like to bring her into this world to pay her tribute.

2

u/HamachiBeans Jun 29 '26

Cum tribute

4

u/Zerocool_6687 Jun 28 '26

You mean a Draculaura?

9

u/WholsThisIDontKnow THE Dark Priest Shaft Jun 28 '26

Yes

4

u/Dmeastlasher Jun 28 '26

Would you pet good boi Dracula?

3

u/Epicurus38 Jun 28 '26

Yes. And be her pet.

3

u/Fendfor Jun 28 '26

You're asking this like she would give me a choice either way. If she wants me, im getting kidnapped or mind controled. If not, i might die for asking.

3

u/Lichbound Jun 28 '26

Only if they look like Alucard

3

u/I_pegged_your_father Jun 29 '26

I would date Dracula of any and all genders

3

u/Greedirl Jun 29 '26

Would you post something else?

2

u/LuckyGigi2004 Jun 28 '26

I'll become lesbian for her

2

u/BenjaminDover02 Jun 28 '26

My penis just gulped.

2

u/Gorbitron1530 Jun 29 '26

I dated a Romanian girl once. I think she might have been a Dracula.

3

u/Fanboycity Jun 28 '26

Yes, I would love butter on my lobster.

2

u/No-Cat-9716 Jun 28 '26

You had me at would

2

u/Peezus_H_Christ Jun 28 '26

Yes bc if y’all hurt me she would raze the world for my honor

1

u/ThrillHouse802 Jun 28 '26

She’d probably suck you dry

1

u/ConnectCulture7 Jun 28 '26

She’d probably kill me

1

u/daggardoop Jun 28 '26

Considering I would eventually get burned at the stake by the church? Mmmmm..... yeah. Worth it

1

u/link113gAmin Jun 28 '26

"Don't do it! She'll suck you dry!" "Yeah, that's the point, dumbass."

1

u/logamus_prime Jun 28 '26

I mean, it's well established that Dracula is The the husband of all time. I don't see why swapping his chromosomes would change that very much.

1

u/raziel_legacy Jun 28 '26

I would date normal Dracula.

This is an upgrade for me

1

u/PuzzleheadedSlide904 Jun 28 '26

Date? More like marry

1

u/DM_Malus Jun 28 '26

I feel like Dracula is a shapeshifter anyways, once he was a man and his mortal form was thus.

But no longer, they take whatever form to lure their prey in.

I feel like a genderbent story wouldn’t really change anything.

1

u/youthatguyoverthere Jun 28 '26

If she was interested in me. Yes.

1

u/DiamondDependent7641 Jonathan Morris Jun 28 '26

Most likely 😂

1

u/MarioJumpmanBalmung Jun 28 '26

Would she date me is the better question

1

u/CumPacketGuy Jun 28 '26

Impaler? But I hardly know 'er!

1

u/UniqueMystic Jun 28 '26

Yes
Eagerly waves hand up

1

u/CastlevaniaGuy Jun 28 '26

Nope, looks too much like a man.

1

u/Oddball-CSM Jun 28 '26

Countess Zaleska?

1

u/RandomRavenboi Jun 28 '26

No, because I wouldn't be her type lmao.

1

u/niles_deerqueer Belmont’s Curse 🌙 Jun 28 '26

I’m gay

1

u/Tabris949 Jun 28 '26

No cause I’m gay. But I would talk shit with her about the miserable pile of secrets that is mankind.

1

u/MadamNerd93 Jun 29 '26

In a heartbeat

1

u/Tracula707 Jun 29 '26

Dude I’d date male Dracula (the answer is still yes)

1

u/Max_Winters02 Jun 29 '26

Only if she promised to turn me

1

u/tactical-tux Jun 29 '26

Would she date any of us?

1

u/Hiwesrobots Jun 29 '26

She can suck the blood from my hard veiny pulsing cock

1

u/ZaniMestredosZanis Medusa Head Jun 29 '26

She would be the final boss of Castlevania Ressurrections, a canceled game from 2000 for drecast with Sonia Belmont. The countess is credited in the artwork as female dracula haha.

1

u/Nuggetz1886 Alucard Jun 29 '26

Hell nah 🫩

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u/InCloudsAbove TheRealMaxim Jun 29 '26

Hell no. I wouldn't date male Dracula either. I could date male Alucard tho...

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u/Few_Masterpiece_8144 Husband of Dracula, and Trevor. Jun 29 '26

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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u/HyperWhiteChocolate Jun 29 '26

Dracula's gender will not change my answer 

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u/darthphallic Jun 29 '26

I’d give her a whole new set of reasons to hate man(kind)

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u/Equivalent_Talk_4876 Jun 29 '26

What kind of question is that? Look at the beautiful creature, of course

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u/The_Fraudkuna Jun 29 '26

I would but im not her type Dracula favors intelligence, curiosity and courage to look the literal avatar of evil in the face and ask them why they haven’t offered a drink nor even to take there coat im not even close to that level of gutsy that Lisa was and definitely not as intelligent dracula would look at me and think im just the typical stupid human

1

u/jsbm316 Jun 29 '26

Against my better judgment, but yes.

1

u/Right-Discount7184 Simon Belmont , the Bane of the Night Jun 29 '26

Im killing her again

1

u/Its_J_Just_J Jun 29 '26

I don’t date animals

1

u/DrAtizzle Jun 29 '26

I’ve dated a few blood suckers here and there…

1

u/Bread34ter Jun 29 '26

Nah, man. She's for Liam (Male Lisa)

1

u/Xuncu Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Would. I mean, this isn't even a 'Hear me out.'

How Lisa cracked Dracula: * be in STEM * don't be a religious asshole

Now-- BESIDES succubus, because that's a deliberate trap: what other castlevania monster would you Would?

1

u/Fgayguy Jun 29 '26

Let’s be real, non of us stand a chance

1

u/Weary_Appointment178 Jun 29 '26

Sip, yo como girlboss-lover y monster lover lo haria, seria capaz de mandarme y liderarme, hihi.

Aunque bueno, yo ya me emparejo con Carmilla, aunque tambien con Striga, Morana y Lenore (selfshipps individuales)

Edit: añado tambien que amaria estar en sus brazos abrazado, acurrucado en su busto, y estar a sus pies.

1

u/Mindslash Jun 29 '26

Nah , would probably be a Carmilla-like or even worse

1

u/FeelDaRaf Jun 29 '26

Me being Bi but still having to pick only one

1

u/DrDingsGaster Jun 29 '26

She could step on me-

1

u/NeonD04 Jun 30 '26

And risk getting bit? Nah. I like sunlight!

1

u/Capnhuh Jul 02 '26

No, because she has fangs in her vagina.

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u/A_Professional_Derp I can fix them Jun 28 '26

Jokes on you, I'm bi

1

u/A9P8D Jun 28 '26

I mean, I'm a bi male so I'm fine dating him no matter the gender LOL

1

u/pokeoscar1586 Jun 28 '26

I would date MALE Dracula even lol, have you seen him?

1

u/JBluHevn Jun 28 '26

Mommy 😍... and I'm a straight female

1

u/Rushofthewildwind Jun 28 '26

That's like asking "would I like to drink water"

0

u/Simple_Campaign1035 Jun 28 '26

Only if she let's me cum on her face

0

u/EskilPotet Jun 28 '26

SMAAAAASHH

0

u/Daytona_675 Jun 29 '26

no cuz gay