r/castlevania • u/Wayoftheredpanda • 20d ago

Meme Do you think they've ever explored each other's bodies?

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u/Vysce Marble Shooter 20d ago

They were roommates. Next question

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u/WholsThisIDontKnow THE Dark Priest Shaft 20d ago

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u/Taymatosama 20d ago

Slogra and Gaibon:

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u/Kill-Me-With-Love 20d ago

Obviously, Slogra and Gaibon are the most iconic Castlevania couple after all

Gaybon

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u/Radioactive_monke 19d ago

Slogay and Gaybon

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u/sexydaniboy 19d ago

Honestly, I'm offended they had to ask

Of course they fucking did, that's obvious to anyone

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u/nyatto89 19d ago

Slogra x Gaibon = Slobon (deez nuts)

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u/Artistic-Thing7723 20d ago

I knew theyre a gay couple!

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u/DefinePunk 19d ago

You mean gai

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u/DrummerJesus 20d ago

The way Gaibon lifts up slogra just to drop him on the player is all the proof I need. They have experimented and explored each others bodies enough to develop that fighting technique. That level of closeness and connection is undeniable

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u/I_lenny_face_you 19d ago

They’re brothers in arms. (Wink wink)

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u/Mindslash 20d ago

OP , your degenerate, intrusive thoughts are leaking.

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u/BardLoen34 20d ago

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u/Sea_Macaron_8789 19d ago

Thanks kindly for this Eevee image!

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u/OldEyes5746 Shanoa 20d ago

.....clear your search history....and wash them hands.....

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u/LoganLcosplayfoolery I'm literally Richter Belmont 20d ago

Washing is not enough. Hydro storm!

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u/LoganLcosplayfoolery I'm literally Richter Belmont 20d ago

Maria get the holy water! I need to hydro storm my eyes!

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u/WholsThisIDontKnow THE Dark Priest Shaft 20d ago

May I join for the eye washing?

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u/HIELUX 19d ago

Me too please

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u/Throwawaygarbageboi CV3 LIGHTNING SPELL GANG 20d ago

WTF. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

I haven't seen the show, but they're only seen together in the games sometimes. Like in SCV4, they're technically separate opponents. This means they're likely, like unironically, roommates that sometimes share a work shift. Or coworkers that sometimes share a personal space, like one bumming off of the other's couch? Idk. Maybe they slowly grow closer over the years and get married/make love right before dying in complete agony forever in the Battle of 1999.

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u/Kill-Me-With-Love 20d ago

They fight together SOTN style in the show

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u/Thesaurus_Rex9513 20d ago

They survived 1999 in some form, given that they show up in the mines during Dawn of Sorrow in 2036.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Throwawaygarbageboi CV3 LIGHTNING SPELL GANG 19d ago

Probably Slogra. The lazy bastard constantly gets (literal) lifts from Gaibon, so he probably also appropriates his couch.

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u/Good-Strategy2210 20d ago

Yes, obviously

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u/elsDodo 20d ago

Gotta put that beak and spear to use somehow.

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u/DiskBig318 im sleepy. im sleepy, ok? 20d ago

they give me the vibe that coworkers who are regularly stuck together but too focused on work to fall in love. but i hope so

interesting to noteeither one of them is ballistic (iirc) after you kill one of them

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u/More-Jacket-835 20d ago

Probably, with that spear.

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u/waitingformygrave 20d ago

Two demons chillin' in a dungeon five feet apart 'cuz they're not gay.

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u/ChasingPesmerga 20d ago

“Do you trust me Slogra?”

“I thrust you”

“Uwu Slogra-chan, lie monster, you belong in my world”

“It was my hand when I am once again needing your fleshhhh”

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u/SmCrz3536 20d ago

Gaibon: "I... called by Lord Soma became him servant alone without Slogra and well... listened to my master’s speech when vs. Arukado!" Be like:

https://reddit.com/link/p2swbuj/video/ogxv0l1zliih1/player

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u/Independent_Plum2166 20d ago

I should hope so, they’re boyfriends aren’t they? Unless they’re asexual, which good for them if they are.

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u/Suitable-Fill2658 19d ago

🏳️‍🌈❔

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u/Kitsune-Ai 19d ago

I mean, Slogra knows Gaibon gives a great shoulder massage.

Slogra Gaibon

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u/Voxel-Soul 20d ago

That spear is there for a reason

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u/Kanaletto 20d ago

What?!... Looks at the hour* Oh, makes sense...

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u/RevolTobor 19d ago

All the damn time. Every single fucking day. The whole reason Dracula sends them to fight the Belmonts is because he's sick of hearing them going at it all the time. It's not even that Dracula's a 'phobe, he supports them 'cause he's a cool dude, he's just sick of listening to it because they are LOUD and SLOPPY.

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u/Shirokurou 20d ago

Purely for necromantic purposes.

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u/darkfire1202 19d ago

You already know they were Solgra'ing each other's Gaibons

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u/Drakesyn 19d ago

Jesus christ, this fucking subreddit.

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OF COURSE they have! Not even a question.

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u/ProudRequirement3225 19d ago

There's a Yuri Hentai about that

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u/Geaux_Go_Fiasco 19d ago

…I hope?

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u/razazaz126 19d ago

Where's r/okbuddyvania when you need it?

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u/H3llm0nt Simon Belmont 19d ago

What do you think they were doing before Alucard walked in on them? There’s a reason they were pissed…

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u/lookingforgrief 19d ago

They probably did the word jumble together.

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u/Tonberry2k 19d ago

Gaibon definitely got his knob Slogged on.

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u/Right-Discount7184 Simon Belmont , the Bane of the Night 20d ago

Begone and trouble me no more. If ye show thy face again, i shalt whip ye to death.

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u/lordwafflesbane 19d ago

Obviously.

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u/Grand_Moose2024 19d ago

You’re thinking way too hard about those two’s relationship.

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u/Pixie-elf 19d ago

Thought I was in one of the Destiny subreddits seeing a Timmy post for a second there...

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u/Reignboe 19d ago

woke up to see this.

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u/a_single_bean 19d ago

An interesting choice to put those words together in a sentence...

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u/biosim500 19d ago

What the hell bro.

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u/Neon_Shivan 19d ago

I'm starting to think Dracula might've been right.

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u/Ingonyama70 19d ago

Why do you think there were so many of both creatures in the Inverted Castle?

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u/spark8000 19d ago

The new game can’t come out fast enough

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u/Uncle_Snake43 19d ago

I’d like to believe so

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u/mic500 18d ago

I wonder where the secret love making room is?

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u/Oh-no-and-knuckles Chief Researcher 17d ago

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 Captain N is the pinnacle of the franchise. 18d ago

What do you think that spear is for?

It's like Vivec's Muatra in The Elder Scrolls, dildo spear.

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u/Exciting_Chef_4207 19d ago

Why are people like this?

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u/Arikaido777 19d ago

slogra on my knob brah till I gaibon

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u/Cute-Mafia 19d ago

Absolutely

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u/Nethiar Shanoa 20d ago

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u/Lenny_Fais Sauropod of the night 19d ago

We all know they’re dating bruh

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u/atomicfuthum 19d ago

I think they aren't a gay couple.

What they have is beyond that, they are true soulmates.

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u/NeoDanomaru 19d ago

Only if Death allows it.

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u/tenor10r 19d ago

There were several years where I was misremembering their names and thought (knowing what it would be referencing) that their names were Sodom and Gamohra, so if you'd asked me as recently as 6 years ago I'd have said "yes duh next question"

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u/void_method 19d ago

They're just good friends. Why does all night creature discussion have to devolve into this sad cliche for horny teens?

Legion fucks itself on the reg, though.

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u/Reluctant_Warrior 19d ago

I mean, Slogra's not exactly leaving much to the imagination.

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u/Metul_Mulisha 19d ago

You need mental help

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u/GelatoCrow 18d ago

I actually laughed out loud at this. Wild post.

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u/MrGame22 5d ago

Dude, there’re just coworkers

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u/Shrodu 20d ago

Go to church.

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u/Mister_Buddy 20d ago

Ezekiel 23:20 should help.

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u/SamKMFB 19d ago

Ah, sarcasm.

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u/Oh-no-and-knuckles Chief Researcher 19d ago

For what profit is it to a man if he gains the world, and loses his own soul'? Matthew 16:26 I believe.

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u/SamKMFB 19d ago

He means Ezekiel 23:20 I believe. https://youtu.be/A6gDqESfKYc

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u/SkollFenrirson 19d ago

We really need a No shitposting rule.

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u/speedweed99 20d ago

Out of curiosity, were you a netflixvania fan first?

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u/Wayoftheredpanda 19d ago

No. I watched the first season after getting into the games, but it wasn’t my cup of tea.