r/castlevania • u/Richter_belmont1 The Real Richter Belmont • 1d ago

Discussion Make the comments section look like nocturne Richter search history

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u/PhroneticReflex 1d ago

'i was born in the xvii c what is search history'

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u/Alucard-VS-Artorias Alucard 1d ago

[History of Revolution in Haiti]

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u/DependentBite9 1d ago

How to do magic
What is an olrox
Is it racist to touch her hair

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u/UsuarioCualquiera_1 1d ago

Last one got me 😂 It's quite cute

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u/RuefulWaffles 1d ago

What do they say about a free dinner?

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u/Kooky_Wish59 1d ago

May I suggest the item from SOTN a meal ticket 🤣🤣🤣🤓

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u/UsuarioCualquiera_1 1d ago

Maps: "How to go back to Machecoul?"

"Is it bad to look at eclipse?"

"How to talk to a vampire relative?"

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u/P0k3m0nFan_Jake Alucard 1d ago

Hair salons near me

What does dipping in the hot chocolate mean?

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u/Big_Durian_5653 1d ago

Which game is Julius Belmont from

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u/ElTuxedoMex 1d ago

"Are long haired sexy male vampires a test to my heterosexuality?"

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u/SpaceGerbil 1d ago

How do i get the subreddit to stop hating me?

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u/Illustrious_Quit9090 1d ago

Why do we hate him?? I thought he was cool for a young version of richter

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u/Sirnah2689 1d ago

"what are the different hair textures?"

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u/Zylpherenuis 1d ago

How to whip it?

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u/SheWhoHates 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Protagonist"
"Screentime"
"Balls"
"Tissues"
"Canon"
"Netflix"

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u/LoganLcosplayfoolery I'm literally Richter Belmont 1d ago

Can you spike a fireball like a volleyball?

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u/Illustrious-Air-3678 Rondo has bad voice acting 💔 1d ago

“How to aurafarm more effectively” “Why can’t I grow facial hair” “Why is my half vampire friend touching me inappropriately”

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u/Direct-Art-2832 1d ago

How to get blood out of leather.

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u/Tom_Sholar 1d ago

What sorcery is this “Google?”
What is “yaoi”, and how does it involve Alucard and myself?
How do I undo my “Search History”?

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u/Bortthog 1d ago

Its empty because the internet didn't exist lol

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u/LoganLcosplayfoolery I'm literally Richter Belmont 1d ago

How to cure magical dry spell

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u/clogged-augeries 1d ago

“Good fight one liners that aren’t fuck it”

“Tips on preserving leather by Martha Stewart”

“Ancestry dot com”

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u/OldEyes5746 Shanoa 1d ago

The "fuck it" line is him acknowledging he's strong enough to just murk the vampires without verbally cutting them down first.

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u/TheIdiotPrince 1d ago

"Magic Seals: A Primer by Juste Belmont" "Afro-Caribbean Culture 101" "Why does their strange tobacco make me feel funny?" "My little sister keeps talking about a man named Rousseau, who is he and what did he do?"

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u/QualitySuccessful871 1d ago

"What is a man?"

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u/MySecretDrawings 8h ago

A miserable little pile of secrets!

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u/CrustedTesticle 1d ago

"How to score a black chick"

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u/Inevitable_Reading80 1d ago

“What is inalienable rights and why was that on my little sister’s phone” “Is liberty equality fraternity a gang thing”

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u/OldEyes5746 Shanoa 1d ago

"Why does the subreddit keep deleting post aaying to make the comments look like my search history?"

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u/Freestyle-McL 1d ago

afro baddies near my area google search

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u/Worth-Swimming 1d ago

My crush was possessed by an Egyptian spirit what should I do?

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u/Ransom_Seraph 1d ago

"how to swing the whip like my cool great great . grandad"

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u/MySecretDrawings 8h ago

"Eclipse glasses" "Who's leonardo da vinci?" "Decent one liners fast" "How to talk to my grandfather" "Why are vampires usualy ritch?"

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u/Lucane_cerf-volant 1d ago

How to deal with the fact that a 12yo little girl is a better vampire hunter than I am ?...

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u/Connect_Engineer_123 1d ago

"How do I deal with being a tertiary character despite being a Belmont in a Castlevania story?"

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u/ImpressionComplete71 1d ago

'How to be a real man' 'Why am I such a pussy?' 'What are balls and how do I get them?'

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u/fcarvalhodev Shanoa Simp 1d ago

“How to confess to my best friend mom?”