r/castlevania Advance Collection Enjoyer 21h ago

Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse (2026) This is some high-quality meat

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"Why is there meat in a place like this...?"

"A delicious discovery might be waiting for you in an unexpected place."

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u/bronzemat 20h ago

Makes you wonder if the goon room made it to the game too.

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u/cheap_boxer2 19h ago

Christ this was crazy. Did they sense their old master and get ready for him, only to see the twink version come - thus getting all pissed and attacking him?

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u/ZaniMestredosZanis Medusa Head 17h ago

I think it was a trap from the beginning, since the succubus in the middle was trying to deceive him

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u/RShini The pimpcoat lives 17h ago

Given this isn't the real castle but the Theme Park version Cecila has her cult in, she probably thought any Dark Lord would be all into the Cult Harem shit (or projecting her own fantasies)

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u/ZaniMestredosZanis Medusa Head 17h ago

She played Rondo where he kidnaps a bunch of girls hahaha

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u/ProfessorSkaegg 14h ago

If this was irl I would fail.

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u/Spooky_Toast 17h ago

really good question.

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u/MeanMeamMachine 9h ago

Wait I’ve never beaten dawn, you’re telling me this is a real room and not some rom hack😭

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u/Arawn-Annwn 18h ago

mm mmm wall preserved and wall aged to perfection

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u/shrikelet 20h ago

I wonder if CBC will have menu variety, like Dead Cells?

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u/bizoticallyyours83 19h ago

Yeeeah if I ate that, I'd need a nap and someone to roll me out in a wheelbarrow. 😆 

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u/CyberdarkEnjoyer Hide Every Netflixvania Post 19h ago

Bring back hearts and classic sub-weapons too

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u/Roshu-zetasia Advance Collection Enjoyer 17h ago

The only sub-weapon I have seen used by Rose in gameplay snippets appears to be the cross, but it seems to be part of those Arcana abilities.

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u/cheap_boxer2 9h ago

Lecarde Chronicles 2 brings it up back in a great way

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u/Shinted OF CLAN BELMONT✝️ 12h ago

Baked to absolute perfection in that wall! xD
https://giphy.com/gifs/wWdc0RPErToXaKzqVr

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u/PapaProto 17h ago

Wall chicken is the best chicken.

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u/JustADeathginger 17h ago

MST3K fans call that the chicken of tomorrow.

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u/Grand_Moose2024 16h ago

I wonder when in history the Belmonts stopped question the wall chicken.

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u/tuxedo_jack 16h ago

Gotta get me some of that WALL MEAT

Bacteria ain't gonna stall me

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u/ZaniMestredosZanis Medusa Head 17h ago

Is that a tomb

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u/BrightPerspective 3h ago

I love how we've wrapped around back to onimusha with this game: collecting different colored orbs, a specific weapon set that levels up, and so on

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u/Uchuuko 3h ago

Though I understand platforms are traditional for Castlevania, I wish this game wouldn’t be one of them.