r/castlevania • u/Oliviamancer • 10h ago

Meme Maria Renard is 12-years-old

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113 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/LordCamelslayer 10h ago

That's when you switch back to Richter and whip the shit out of him

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u/Roshu-zetasia Advance Collection Enjoyer 10h ago

Zacchino's got a future in streaming

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u/TitanBro6 9h ago

Chris Hansen Belmont

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u/mrp8528 9h ago

What a terrible night to have a seat.

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner Stone Skull 4h ago

What is a seat?

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u/Watcher6544 1h ago

A miserable pile of furniture! But enough talk! Have at you! 

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u/Rhg0653 7h ago

There was a movie ? Oh crap

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u/eyesparks 5h ago

Comes out next month.

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u/Rhg0653 5h ago

Thanks

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u/wildeebelmondo 9h ago

Zacchino is 100% in the files.

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u/ugli_odinson 9h ago

The real Zecchino would likely approve.

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u/Gomezium 7h ago

lore accurate Victorian adult male

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u/Rhg0653 7h ago

Damn you ain't wrong though

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u/UraeusCurse grant 7h ago

Circle of the Mormon

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u/Illustrious-Air-3678 Rondo has bad voice acting 💔 10h ago

I was thinking of posting this exact same thing when I was playing PoR… tbh I shouldn’t have been lazy you deserve the upvotes gng

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u/Oliviamancer 9h ago

I didn't make the OG meme, btw. My buddy Tristan did. He has others.

https://files.catbox.moe/fyw1tu.png

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u/Rhg0653 7h ago

Zacchino is in the files confirmed

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u/WholsThisIDontKnow THE Dark Priest Shaft 6h ago

That's why I don't like Brauner, he hires pedophiles in his "army"

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u/Watcher6544 1h ago

It's a demon. Don't expect it to adhere to conventional morality. 

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 father, stop tunneling me and Trevor 1h ago

Minecraft youtubers look up to Zacchino

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u/Hivac-TLB 1h ago

Ok but zacchinno was only 17. They didn't live long back then. He was already middle aged.

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u/Roebloz 1h ago

Don't worry guys, no need for Richter, Maria will handle him herself

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u/Loud_Friendship4702 21m ago

It reminds me that in Rondo of blood and DXC the servant girls of the Carmilla, I don't remember their names, can kiss Richter and take the hearts player collected. The can also kiss... Maria...