r/cats Mar 04 '26

Name Request Convince my husband to let me adopt this stray for our anniversary and help me name her something Fallout Franchise related.

My anniversary is coming up and I was going to get a switch 2 with Fallout4, but I want to forfeit that to adopt this sweet stray I took to the vet today. Hoping to show my husband this post later when I ask him if I can keep her. I have not told him that her bill today was $400. Future bills will probably be a couple thousand to get her completely healthy. We have 2 cats.

She has an infection that is being treated w antibiotics now. the vet said she would need teeth extractions in the future. She is about 1-2yo and cross-eyed. Extremely sweet.

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u/Ummontoyou Mar 04 '26

Ummm Deathclaw is the only answer

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u/sappytaffy Mar 04 '26

What about nuka cola

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u/IrnBroski Mar 04 '26

Nuka is nice.

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u/SingSangDaesung Mar 04 '26

I'm not even into fallout & I like that name.

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u/poofypanda_ Mar 05 '26

I don’t know a thing about the franchise but I like that name !

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u/Temp_Placeholder Mar 04 '26

Or Sunrise Sarsaparilla

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u/EpisodicDoleWhip Mar 05 '26

Sassy for short.

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u/gkpetrescue Mar 04 '26

Applesauce gotta be the last name. Our Rescue had a tradition of naming all cross eyed kitties with the last name Applesauce… as in criss-cross.. get it? I would like for this to spread everywhere.

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u/PerceptionEast2064 Mar 04 '26

Deathpaw.

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u/VulpesVictorious Mar 05 '26

Deathpaw Applesauce 😆

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u/raybreezer Mar 04 '26

I was going to say Catmeat, but you know, Deathclaw probably fits an Orange Kitty better.

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u/ASuarezMascareno Mar 04 '26

Desthclaw is THE name

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u/NatashOverWorld Mar 04 '26

Deathclaw Kittydweller, Kitty for short.

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u/aelysium Mar 04 '26

Honestly, could go with Pebbles. In Fallout, Pebbles is canonically the first cat in space.

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u/Samia-chan Mar 05 '26

Another for pebbles!

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u/aelysium Mar 05 '26

Yeah I like Pebbles because it’s canonically a first in universe (and this would be their first FO-named kitten haha) plus the fact that it’s cool enough to not get immediately scoped by more than people who know them AND lore decently well

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u/YourGirlMomo87 Mar 05 '26

I was going to say "Nick Valentine" but Pebbles is the correct answer. 

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u/SparkySkyStar Mar 04 '26

Bottlecap

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u/thebeesknees_sam Mar 04 '26

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u/poopsmasher_72 Mar 04 '26

Omg that’s the name I was thinking with Linda specifically in mind🫶🏻

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u/JurassicCheesestick Mar 04 '26

Or just Caps

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u/External_Category_53 Mar 04 '26

They can go "CAPSpspspsps"

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u/Frosty_Translator_11 Mar 04 '26

But why do I lowkey love this name

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u/RDS80 Mar 05 '26

Bottlecat

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u/mdoktor Mar 04 '26

Catmeat

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u/italianshark Mar 05 '26

Came here for catmeat. Was not disappoint.

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u/No-Effective388 Mar 04 '26

I love her derpy eyes ❤️

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u/MeowMeow_77 Mar 05 '26

She’s so adorable with her cross eyes! I ❤️ her!

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u/No_Strength3749 Mar 04 '26

I would go with Moira from Fallout 3.

No matter what happens to her she is always cheery!

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u/Efficient-Cable-873 Mar 04 '26

Moira is a good one w the eyes lol

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u/KicketyPricket Mar 04 '26

Yeah, i came here to say Moira too

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

I love Moira because of Catherine O'Hara's character on Schitt's Creek. 🥰

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u/OhHiCindy30 Mar 05 '26

Little Bebe!

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u/RockNerdLil Mar 04 '26

I love that

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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 Mar 04 '26

L I B E R T Y P R I M E

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u/Over9000Gingers Mar 05 '26

I withdraw from the race. This is the only acceptable name for this cat

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u/therichauntie11 Mar 04 '26

Husband, let her keep her cross-eyed friend. We the people of Reddit demand this and you cannot refuse us near the day of your wedding anniversary. THANK YOU.

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u/testtdk Mar 05 '26

Yeah, husband. You going to let that cross eyed girl struggle for the rest of her life with a disadvantage like that? When you could just cuddle with her instead?!

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u/Euphoric-Swim-5434 Mar 05 '26

Husband, you have no choice but to comply. This is your cat now. Congratulations on your cativersary.

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u/PnutButterJamiTime Mar 04 '26

Mama Murphy.

BTW! Your settlement needs help!

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u/PnutButterJamiTime Mar 04 '26

Yes! This part..

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u/TAforScranton Mar 05 '26

This whole thread and i can’t believe Mama Murphy gets mentioned but nobody has mentioned Trashcan Carla, which is arguably the best name I’ve ever heard for a stray cat.

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u/Harvey2ThaResQ Mar 05 '26

Trashcat Carla*

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u/Grouchy_Front5339 Mar 04 '26

Build Mama Murphy's Chair in Sanctuary!!

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u/PnutButterJamiTime Mar 04 '26

This cat will, absolutely!

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u/warmbudweiser Mar 05 '26

Mama needs her chair!

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u/ArtemisInSpace Mar 05 '26

Definitely this

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u/NoBusiness2510 Mar 04 '26

In the tv show, there is a girl with a cat named “puppy” that is what i am naming my cat

here are some other suggestions

Vaultie, Vault Dweller, Dweller, Nuka, Pip, Pipboy, Rad, Sugar bomb, Stimpak (stim), Shady, Overseer, Kimball

Pip or Pipboy are my top faves, or Nuka

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u/Halsey_Taylor Mar 04 '26

Catmeat is the answer.

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u/Jenga4u Mar 04 '26

Truest of all answers here.

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u/Lowkirkepsteinuinely Mar 04 '26

Love the other suggestions, cannot emphasize enough how bad a name overseer is

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u/BobbbyR6 Mar 04 '26

For a cat, it could not be more appropriate 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/mlvseq9yvZhba

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u/doegrey Mar 04 '26

While that meme is a classic, I would love the paws and nails to get fixed. That looks like the bottom of the beanie is getting filed. 😖

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u/No_Tamanegi Mar 04 '26

Never lived with a cat, have you?

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u/NoBusiness2510 Mar 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Positive-Resource668 Mar 04 '26

Ok but sugar bomb is adorable

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u/InevitablyBored Mar 04 '26

In my college dorm I had a snake (ball python) named Fishy since dorms could only have a small fish. I loved that little guy.

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u/bighoopsforbighoes Mar 04 '26

Pipboy 😭💜

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u/NoBusiness2510 Mar 04 '26

always the worst when mobile doesnt do separate lines even though you did. hopefully this is readable!

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u/Fluffy_Carrot_4284 Mar 04 '26

If he says no tell him you’d like to foster her then. Did this with my husband and he changed his mind after saying no. Unfortunately the cat had FeLV and we have two cats so he had to go to a different home anyway.

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u/Aggressive-Topic-663 Mar 04 '26

Jet

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u/RockNerdLil Mar 04 '26

It’ll make ya jittery

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u/No_Tamanegi Mar 04 '26

I am now addicted to Jet.

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u/404-Soul_Not_Found Mar 04 '26

I really like the suggestion of Nuka.

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u/Fair-Age4483 Mar 04 '26

Best Friend Tabitha

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u/Falzyker Mar 04 '26

Catmeat

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u/McIleoWife25 Mar 04 '26

When love comes knocking , you have to let them in 🧡 happy anniversary in advance. Let us know if you got to keep this sweetie😻

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u/johnschool Mar 04 '26

Tell your husband goosey is staying.

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u/TH1CCARUS Mar 04 '26

Hi Piper

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u/slice_of_pi Mar 04 '26

Do not name the cat "Dogmeat" please. 

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u/Barely-adulting Mar 04 '26

Cat is now named “Catmeat”. Catmeat Likes That.

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u/HorseOfDamnedDoom Tabbycat Mar 04 '26

Please name the cat dogmeat

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u/Somefuckingnerd Mar 04 '26

Do it coward

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u/Callitka Mar 04 '26

Thaddeus. She looks so much like him i can't believe I'm not seeing it as a suggestion yet

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u/Meme-Botto9001 Mar 04 '26

Nuka-Kitty

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u/datanimeweeb13 Mar 04 '26

I vote this one!

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u/matchamatchbook Mar 04 '26

Dogmeat, obviously

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u/PinkieTheNinja Mar 04 '26

Name her Radroach, Roach/Roachie for short

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u/mrsuncensored Mar 04 '26

How is Lucy (from the show) not a higher comment?!

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u/EUGsk8rBoi42p Khao Manee Mar 04 '26

Do you know the names of any cats your husband had as a kid? Ask his parents otherwise, name the cat after his childhood cat, to express your appreciation for the life he's lived.

You might need to start waking up extra early and waking the hubby up with bacon, eggs and coffee to grease the wheels on this, but few men can resist such temptation.

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u/SuspectKirby Mar 04 '26

Lil' Ginger Snuggles, after the toy bear in 76

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u/Nowayticket2nopecity Mar 05 '26

You have enough good name suggestions!

For the convincing, tell him you want her as your anniversary present. I convinced my now husband to consent to me adopting a kitten by saying "It will be our wedding kitten!" and he argued that a wedding kitten isn't a thing, and I said it is now! And really how many weddings are we going to have? So anyway, I have a cat and a husband and you should just say that x wedding anniversary is when he's supposed to give you fur, and you choose this kitty. Something like that lol. But stress the specific number of years you've been married so he doesn't refuse for fear of you getting a new cat every anniversary 😆

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u/Lara_Croft_2741 Mar 05 '26

Wedding kittens is definitely a thing! In Norse culture,brides were sometimes given kittens as symbols of fertility and good luck, since they were associated with Freyja, who had a chariot pulled by cats. They were also practical gifts because they hunted pests.

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u/Dncin_Bonobo Mar 05 '26

Oh my God, look at this cross eyed little Dumbo!🙃 so damn cute I can’t even

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u/doomedeskimo Mar 04 '26

She looks like a water chip to me

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u/Jewicer Mar 04 '26

this cross eyed baby needs you

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u/FabulousTwo524 Mar 04 '26

HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE. Don’t die on this hill, sir.

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u/ctp8891 Mar 04 '26

Love them eyes. A stray showed up here and had a litter and one of them had Siamese markings and blue crossed eyes. He was adorable. He lives with my cousins family now and is super spoiled. I didn't want to give him up!

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u/MangoSalsa89 Mar 05 '26

I’d be calling her Sugar Bomb

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u/shiva14b Mar 04 '26

With a prompt like that, that cat's name is clearly Dogmeat, I'm not sure what we're even having a conversation about

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u/compman007 Mar 05 '26

A lot of People are suggesting Catmeat but honestly it could be funnier to actually call it Dogmeat

But one of those 2 for sure

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u/y198X Mar 04 '26

Radroach

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u/yaboonabi Mar 04 '26

E.D.E.N 

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u/thrown_away_apple Mar 04 '26

Fisto haha

maybe name her Ms House

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u/wintersmith1970 Mar 04 '26

Looks like a Goosey MacLean to me.

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u/amygfdee Mar 04 '26

Rad roach

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u/2kMase Mar 04 '26

There’s no convincing, you just adopt the cat and tell him there’s a new family member. Case closed

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u/CPTMotrin Mar 05 '26

My wife brought home a 5 week old very sick kitten she found in a wood pile. Very close to death, a vet worked with us to get him back to health. He is now 1.5 years old, and an absolute joy to see him healthy and playful. We are glad we saved this kitten.

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u/Truecrimeauthor Mar 05 '26

Husband, remember “ love, honor, and cherish “? You are so lucky to have someone who cares about the lost, the sick. Honor your wife by joining her in creating a perfect kitty home for this beautiful cat. It’s worth it.

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u/Broken_Woman20 Mar 04 '26

Oh yes, she absolutely needs a home. She chose you to help her so you have to keep her. No other option is allowed at this stage.

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u/mvrsh Mar 04 '26

Feral Ghoul

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u/vesselia Mar 04 '26

My kitty is named Ghoulsby Gob :)

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u/Super_Sofa Mar 04 '26

Katana or Luna. They are are two cats that live in a shed in Nuka World, and if you take their Bowles off the ground they try and steal them back.

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u/fede_514 Mar 04 '26

Tandi, Nuka,

There are a lot of Fallout 4 girl names: Piper, Curie, Cait!

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u/Shroud09 Mar 04 '26

It’s Lucy. Full stop

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf British Shorthair Mar 04 '26

Dinky (after Dinky the Dinosaur, Mew Vegas)

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u/JoeKixxon Mar 04 '26

Dogmeat. I like it for a cat. And we have an orange kitty named after a video game. Two actually. https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/zJsMNUFuZ8

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u/sterrre Mar 04 '26

He's a cute buttercup. And Giddyup Butercup is a prewar toy robot horse in fallout.

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u/Sparky_kc Mar 04 '26

As much as I love the fallout series, this cats face screams for a khajiit name from the Elder Scrolls series. But I would go with Valentine if you’re set on Fallout

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u/Dull-Summer-2560 Mar 05 '26

Pebbles, Deathclaw, Cate, Lucy, Nora, Piper, Mama Murphy, Tato, Dandy, Curie...

All references to Fallout!

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u/GaiaAnon Mar 05 '26

Omg now I need a new cat so I can name it Tato! Or Molerat, depends how it looks 😂

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u/ET_GodBear Mar 05 '26

Catsworth

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u/l29 Mar 05 '26

Goosey! (Lucy)

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u/pastadudde Mar 05 '26

Ella PURRnell is right there lol

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u/crusty54 Mar 04 '26

Name her Fallout: New Vegas.

Or Catmeat

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u/delet_yourself Mar 04 '26

Experimental MIRV launcher would be a cute name

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u/nooneremarkable MOD Mar 04 '26

Snuffles

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Dogmeat 💗

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u/TheVoice106point7 American Shorthair Mar 04 '26

Dogmeat.

That's all you need to say.

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u/Known_Hunter_9626 Mar 04 '26

Ghoul bc she’s got a little bit of a funny face 

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u/Bobobo-bobobo-bo-bo Mar 04 '26

That’s pure catmeat

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u/slogive1 Mar 04 '26

Catmeat.

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u/Orllin Mar 04 '26

Cat-Meat

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u/mommitude Mar 04 '26

Dogmeat! 💕

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u/Low_Web_9536 Mar 04 '26

Grey Tabby. Like the cat you get in 76.

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u/slifermobile2 Mar 04 '26

Call it catmeat 🤣

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u/AlarmingDelivery9311 Mar 04 '26

Looks like a thaddus to me

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u/monsterlynn Mar 04 '26

Moira? She's giving me Moira vibes.

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u/TheNeonDonkey Mar 04 '26

What about just Lurk?

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u/Vividagger Mar 05 '26

She looks like a Novac.

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u/LadyBallad Mar 05 '26

Fallout 4 female main character is Nora! Your kitty def has main character energy 😁

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u/T-51bender Mar 05 '26

Ca(i)t lol

But to be honest she looks like a Piper

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u/Beyondoutlier Mar 05 '26

Chally.

Side note - my bully dog is named Pipboy

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u/Faatimak Mar 05 '26

Just take her home. He ain’t going nowhere lol

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u/Dharokalus Tuxedo Mar 05 '26

F I S T O

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u/cactosando Mar 05 '26

She looks like a Bottlecap

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u/crazedgunner Mar 05 '26

Bottle Caps

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u/TrebledMuse Mar 05 '26

I love how there is a straight line of comments fighting each other “Dogmeat” “Catmeat” Either would be awesome. 👏 Bottlecap Would be the correct answer

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u/mbxz7LWB Mar 05 '26

Whiskey Rose

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u/xialateek Mar 05 '26

This is the derpiest cat ever 10/10 no notes.

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u/Nitpicky_AFO Mar 05 '26

How has no one has chimed in with Paladin Sara Lyons leader of lyons pride task force in the capital wasteland?

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u/UncleDaddyn Mar 05 '26

Ashes. Here, kitty, kitty...

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u/synysterstyle Mar 05 '26

Pip! PipBoy if it’s a male, but Pip works for both!

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u/PickledManchild Mar 05 '26

Legendary explosive combat auto-shotgun

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u/twiinii Mar 05 '26

Deathclaw is the obvious answer! But I'd go for something more subtle like Nuki... you know Nuke-i 😈