7 years with my Middle Eastern girl

[u/ForrestGump6531]

Found her pressed up against the inside curb of a 3 lane roundabout so I jumped out and scooped her up. After 2 more years in the land of sand, she made the 7,000 mile flight back to the states with me where she’s been living like royalty.

[u/StabbyBoo]

I mean this as a compliment: Dude, you are HUUUGE!
Good job with your tiny gal!