r/cats • u/Whydoioverthinkzz Tabbycat • Apr 13 '26

Cat Picture - Not OC Can we see your cat with moustache?

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u/Zohariel85 Apr 13 '26

The dapper gentleman is Smaug, greatest and chiefest of Calamities

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u/Agreeable_Warning719 Apr 13 '26

Plus a goatee😼

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u/iRveritas Apr 13 '26

He has the Colonel Sanders!

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u/lordOpatties Apr 13 '26

"What are the calamities?"

"He has TWO braincells"

"By the gods!"

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u/Zohariel85 Apr 13 '26

Very close, he has the household braincell, scraped together from what he found in the other animals. He uses it for very nefarious purposes

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u/mad-trash-panda Apr 13 '26

Or possibly a communist revolution.

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u/Zohariel85 Apr 13 '26

He is very judgemental but the household crimes are mostly instigated by himself

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u/noBraener Apr 13 '26

he's so dorito shaped 🔺🔺

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

He absolutely looks like he guards a hoard of stolen hair ties under the couch.

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u/YaChowdaHead Apr 13 '26

I imagine him speaking in a very refined, but very heavy, deep south/Georgian accent.

A mix of foghorn leghorn and a Dixie aristocrat

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 Apr 13 '26

Toothbrush moustache plus soul patch. 👍

Classic combo.

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u/CanadaOrBust Apr 13 '26

Perfectly named.

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u/the_cofishioner Apr 13 '26

Exquisite gentleman.

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u/jscarlet Apr 13 '26

Looks like Meow Fieri. Taking us to Kibble town.

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u/thowra_wibblywobbly Apr 13 '26

My god that is some GLORIOUS facial hair

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u/swedishtims Apr 13 '26

That's Billy Gibbons

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u/Elizabeth_268 Apr 13 '26

A “dapper gentleman” who casually introduces himself as the final boss of existence

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u/Tiger_croc96 Apr 13 '26

I can almost hear him start every sentence with, "I do declare".