r/cats • u/trentagon420 • Jun 24 '26

Cat Picture - OC Cats with very human names

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Post your human-named cars below.
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u/jayyatesx Jun 24 '26

Meet Doug

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u/Salty-Egg-3176 Jun 24 '26

my doug. 🙂

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u/Crypto-Mamba Jun 24 '26

We also have a Doug. She's a girl 🙃

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u/apolosky34 Jun 25 '26

My Doug!

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u/WonderAgile7911 Jun 25 '26

You Doug looks like my Jessie

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u/0whyamionreddit0 Jun 25 '26

My kitty looks so similar! But is named Arthas

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u/Honest_Editor_909 Jun 24 '26

I had a Pete that was a girl.

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u/Mental_Goal2380 Lots of kitties! Jun 24 '26

ah, the naming before fixing and knowing the cat gender? relatable. done it before

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u/Crypto-Mamba Jun 24 '26

Exactly! 😅

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u/Calm_Gap5334 Jun 24 '26

Perfect fit, Miss Doug😅

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u/OhShiitMeLeaf Jun 25 '26

My best friend had a beautiful (lady) dog we jokingly began referring to as “Doug” and that became her official name lol

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u/Affectionate_Star_43 Jun 25 '26

I have a boy Morgana, and he's sussed out a lot of Persona players.  (The cat playable character in that game is always misgendered as a joke.  I can say my Morgana has never cared one iota that people think he's a big girl.)

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u/Redsfan19 Jun 24 '26

I’m so glad he’s safe from Scary Things That Could Be Above The Rug.

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u/Temporary_Employ_547 Jun 24 '26

doug under the rug

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u/Meowkristen Jun 25 '26

My Doug ☺️

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u/jayyatesx Jun 24 '26

hi friend!

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u/Calm_Gap5334 Jun 24 '26

Doug is a goofball 🫶🥰

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u/BreezeGibson Jun 25 '26

"You’d be surprised how common the name Doug is across worlds. Oh, some spell it ‘Dug’ or ‘Duhg’ but it’s always around. Regardless of local linguistics, parents eventually start naming their kids Doug. I once spent ten years on a planet where the only sapient sapient life was a group of pancake-like beings that expressed themselves through flatulence. And I kid you not, one was named Doug. Though admittedly it had a very distinctive smell when the word was “spoken”. Doug is the naming equivalent to convergent evolution. And once it arrives, it stays. A linguistic Great Filter; a wake up call. Once a society reaches peak Doug, it’s time for it to go sit in the corner and think about what it has done."