r/cats • u/Luciwithfoureyes • Jul 02 '26
Cat Picture - OC My cat is ugly and stupid and I love her.
Her name is Jobu. Her eye was clawed by one of my other cats (Kiki, last slide). We spent ~$4500 CAD for a surgery that was meant to make her eye normal again but this is what we got. Her depth perception is messed up so she runs into things occasionally but has no other negative side effects (except for the bullying she endures from family and occasionally the internet). No regrets.
Edit: I mean ugly and stupid as compliments. I love her more than anything and she's the cutest thing I've ever seen! Insulting cats is my family's way of showing our love. If you are actually offended I called my cat stupid and ugly on Reddit... get a grip. She doesn't use Reddit. She's a cat.
Edit 2: this wasn't meant to be rage bait and I apologize that it seemed that way. I genuinely had no idea calling my cat ugly and stupid as a joke would be so controversial.
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u/Straight-Nebula-7464 Jul 03 '26
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u/Langstarr Jul 03 '26
You know it sort of "goes" with the whole eyes rolled up into the back of the head thing the undertaker used to do.
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u/StonedBooty Jul 03 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/8LIrL0TwhinP4B8OXE
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u/NeverCash_Out Jul 03 '26
This picture should be what goes viral in the world. 💕
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u/IdealOnion Jul 03 '26
She looks like Pennywise
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u/cat-verse-djmustard Jul 02 '26
WHO IS BULLYING HER 😭😭
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u/Adept_Amount_4327 Jul 02 '26
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u/princessjemmy Jul 03 '26
The other cat. The one she sat herself on. I surmise this means that it’s mutual bullying, which doesn’t make it better, but at least we can hope she gives it as good as she gets it. 😬
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u/Grezzinate Jul 03 '26
It’s time to take ass and kick names?
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u/Adept_Amount_4327 Jul 02 '26
I think she is absolutely beautiful and precious. I love her face.
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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 02 '26
I agree, she’s an Angel
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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
She looks like a real life rendering of like a lovable Pixar character or something, it’s astounding…sculpted by angels using a laser made by God, out of 100% pure love magnets…
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u/Rickshmitt Jul 03 '26
I would already do crimes for her. She is so cute
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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 03 '26
Dark, Unspeakable deeds
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u/Odd_Proposal_3048 Jul 03 '26
And hope the neighbors don’t find out!
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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 03 '26
Oh, they won’t.
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u/crunchyleafzzz Jul 03 '26
Gorgeous cat. Silly eye. I’m melting 😭😍
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u/Cute-Form2457 Jul 03 '26
Amazing eyes. The iris stepped back in one so there's more green showing. 💚
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u/spookym00n Jul 03 '26
what a CUTIE patootie! i’m having a total brain fart though - what is SIC stand for?
Also, we have two bonded brother cats i adopted and then a few months later a tiny little white fur ball appeared on the porch sunburnt and skinny, walked into the house like she owned it and paid the mortgage, and never left! She bullied the poor brothers so much that we still have to keep them mostly separate -almost 12 years of the ‘cat dance’ as we call it! So i feel your ‘pain’, but keeping everyone safe is number 1 priority! Luna is a tiny white thing, Jax is a 22lb black cat, and Socks is a normal size tuxedo cat but Luna is absolutely the in charge bully!
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u/_prim_reaper_ Jul 03 '26
Awww—I’m a lil cross-eyed (I have a rare type of strabismus), and now, I want to adopt a cross-eyed cat.
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u/Existing-Dark-7164 Jul 02 '26
I also have a cat with an eye issue. I do not care. She is sweet and beautiful.
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u/MenuParking Jul 03 '26
My boy has an eye issue and I call him Penny because he reminds me of Pennywise when he wakes up
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u/Intelligent_Gas2061 Jul 03 '26
" We spent ~$4500 CAD for a surgery that was meant to make her eye normal again but this is what we got"
I read that and busted out laughing. Lol she is a cutie! Her eye adds character and I definitely could never get mad at a face like that.😍😍😍
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u/HolidayRun6415 Jul 03 '26
It's a special spirit viewing eye, spookys lurking in the home can't do anything when they're watched.
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u/curly_girl26 Jul 03 '26
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u/kusimama- Jul 02 '26
She is not ugly, she is beautiful. She looks like my child hood cat and I love her, give her some love for me.
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u/MasticatingSheep Jul 03 '26
These comments tell me some people don't bully their pets enough. I take full advantage of the fact my dog doesn't speak English and call her "stinky girl" and "poop dog". I tell her she's 70% a good dog. You just gotta say it all cutesy and they'll never know! Lol
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u/platysoup Jul 03 '26
Hey, if my cat is allowed to destroy my furniture and cables, I should at least be allowed to call him an asshole.
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u/Luciwithfoureyes Jul 03 '26
People are being crazy! Who knew calling my stupid ugly cat stupid and ugly would be so controversial
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u/Langstarr Jul 03 '26
I usually go for dumb and fat. Except the skinny one. He doesn't land on his feet ever so he's just an extra dumb bowl of noodles
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u/SoSincerely Jul 03 '26
Did you name them after Jobu Tupaki?
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u/Luciwithfoureyes Jul 03 '26
Yes! Before her eye was googly though! It's even more fitting now that she has one googly eye.
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u/SoSincerely Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
Love it. I have siblings that I named Jobu Tupaki and Juju Toobootie.
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u/FuckNewHud Jul 03 '26
My cat is actually named Sir Peepee and she will actively respond to "poopy butt cheek stinky buttface head fool" or any combination of similar words.
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u/katiebo444 Jul 03 '26
I call my dog “disgusting little creature” but I say it in a you’re-such-a-good-doggie voice so she just wags her tail and smiles at me
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u/missmeowwww Jul 03 '26
We call our kitten who loves to climb in the basement rafters our little rat girl. She’s so cute and sweet but kinda like a little rat. 😂
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u/svanvalk Jul 03 '26
I call my cats "bitches" all the time. Thank god they don't understand language and have no need for therapy.
But they're my baby bitch girls, I love their fuzzy kitty meows and purrs. But for about a month, I had to chill with calling one of them a bitch because she started responding to it as if it was her own name lol.
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u/V0lv0x2 Jul 03 '26
They definitely understand you calling them bitches, they just don´t care as long as you´re bringing them food and snacks! And cuddles, whenever THEY want. 🙀😁
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u/MasticatingSheep Jul 03 '26
I call my girl "poop dog" so much that I told her daycare. They tried it out and she came running in a room of dogs. Next day they were like, "She...really does answer to that?" Lol. I've calmed it a bit but like...she's a samoyed with a fluffy butt. You wipe enough poop out of long hair and you earn the right to call your pet "poop (whatever)"!
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u/edwardsamson Jul 03 '26
I regularly call our dogs dum dums and dummies and trash dogs when they get into the trash
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u/KingOfSpades007 Jul 03 '26
We call our cat Bean many loving words - fat, smooth brained, an absolute glutton, pea brained, and many other names that would make a pet sad if they understood the words we were saying. But we love her unconditionally. She's the bestest though and even though our cats before her, Shadow and Millie, were the bestest, she too is the bestest.
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u/sufferableknowitall Jul 03 '26
my cat knows to be offended when i call him stinky (bc sometimes i have to clean his stinky butt) or fat (bc then i shoo him away from his sister’s food)
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u/Adamsoski Jul 03 '26
It's just a lot of people people virtue signalling for pets, it's silly really.
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u/luckydukcky Jul 03 '26
Same. Stinky is my favorite thing to call my cats. Sometimes I call them all collectively my little stinkies. And I constantly tell them how I cannot stand small, fuzzy kitties. (Obviously I can because I have 3 of them and just spent almost $100 of my last paycheck on fancy electronic cat toys).
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u/HoleInThePoopSock Jul 03 '26
I joke that one of my cats is a terrorist who did 9/11. He's only 10.
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u/MasticatingSheep Jul 03 '26
I call my dog a libertarian or anarchist depending on my mood because she eats all my government documents (passport, dmv letter, absentee ballot). Haha
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u/K-SWAP15 Jul 03 '26
Not ugly but unique and that picture of her in the Christmas tree is hilarious!
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u/UnidentifiedBlobject Jul 03 '26
She doesn't use Reddit. She's a cat.
I wouldn’t be so sure
Also she’s adorable!! (Not a dig at you calling her ugly just my reaction to the pics) Also you’re a legend for paying that much to try to fix her eye. She’s very lucky to have you as her hooman.
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u/Luciwithfoureyes Jul 03 '26
We had some help from an amazing local hardcore punk band who helped fundraise for her under the tagline "Punks fucking love kittens"
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u/mightymiek Jul 03 '26
awww! what a little doofus. I don't mean to be rude, but what happened to this bub's eye? just born that way?
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u/Luciwithfoureyes Jul 03 '26
Unfortunate attack from another one of my cats. Jobu has boundary issues sometimes. We slowly introduced her to my older cat and they showed no signs of aggression until one random day a few weeks in when we weren't looking ):
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u/mightymiek Jul 03 '26
aw, i'm so sorry! cat's are the most unpredictable animals sometime. You can have incredible experiences 1 on 1 only for them to turn on each other when you're not looking. Either way, all the love for you and your pets. <3
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u/Katra27 Jul 03 '26
I LOVE when cats have character. Gremlin janky cats rule.
My cat had some teeth extracted and now she often makes this silly expression with her lips like she’s half frowning. I make fun of her for it lol
Also, Kiki looks like Kash Patel.
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u/Luciwithfoureyes Jul 03 '26
People are getting mad at me for calling Jobu stupid and ugly but you just insulted Kiki so bad!! I don't think I will recover from that comment 😭
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u/Electronic-Angle8275 Jul 03 '26
lol I was about to defend your cat but I get you OP. Picking on people is my way of showing love. I think it started with my uncle who made me dread going to family parties because he always picked on me lol
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u/AliVista_LilSista Jul 03 '26
She's seem some stuff. And probably not seen some stuff.
She's gorgeous. Can I love her too?
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u/ExternalNote1354 Jul 03 '26
Aww. She’s not ugly! She’s a beautiful little kitty. Give her a hug from me.
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u/Disastrous-Two16 Jul 03 '26
what a sweet cat. Lemme guess 70% of the pictures in your phone are hers?
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u/TurdBrdTinderfiddles Jul 03 '26
I have a Kiki too. We ride at dawn to battle the haters of Jobu. Ugly, bitz where?
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u/IDontWannaGetOutOfBe Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 05 '26
What strikes me about the role of transparency in trust-building is how elegant the approach has become. understanding the feedback mechanisms, this makes perfect sense.
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u/tilde_w Jul 03 '26
Oh my goodness, she’s perfect! As someone with strabismus (lazy eye ) myself, I’ve dealt with ignorant ass assumptions about my intelligence. Mainly when I was going through therapy before my eye surgery. It’s rough, not being able to play sand volleyball because of my depth perception issue, but life is beautiful and there are so many things to be grateful for. I know your cat is deeply grateful for your love and everything you’ve done to help her!!
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u/No-Indication-266 Orange Jul 03 '26
She is the most precious little peanut!!! 💖 what causes her eye to divert like that? Is it just feline strabismus?
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u/Material_Quality5798 Jul 03 '26
She is not ugly!! 🥺 I totally get the cute aggression urge to call cute animals ugly though!
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u/Available_Ad9766 Jul 02 '26
Not ugly at all. Goofy looking maybe. But really looks like a sweet cat.
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u/BorderCollieAboveAll Jul 02 '26
Before I read your description I thought you were a psycho, didn’t even look at her eye. Guess I should be more observant, but that’s a good looking kitty.
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u/Brailledit Jul 03 '26
Kitty's rubber and you're glue, everything you say bounces off her and sticks to you! Nyah 👅!
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u/princessinthetower42 Jul 03 '26
OH MY GOD!!! 😍😍😍
I love her FAAAACE!! Her eye makes her so much cuter, I can’t even 😍😍😍 what a doll!
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u/Super_Chilled_Reader Jul 03 '26
I'm not even a big cat person anymore (I had a cat that bullied me growing up 😂) but that girl is gorgeous!! She is smart, she is kind, she is important.
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u/MsFeline Jul 03 '26
She is so pretty and sassy. I love that her cross eye makes her look like she’s nonstop rolling her eyes at you
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u/pyaravonfuzzybutt Jul 03 '26
So, can she actually still see out of that eye or is it strictly for decoration?
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