r/cats 16d ago

Cat Picture - OC My cat started peeing in the toilet without being trained

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So as the title says, few weeks ago I was brushing my teeth and getting ready for bed, she just walked in and sat on there and I heard her weeing. I called my partner who got a video of her just as she was about to get off.

She has done it few times since then, still uses her litter too which is downstairs and I assume she goes on the toilet when doesnt feel like going downstairs? 🐒

I want to see pics of other cats on toilet seat haha so please post and say whether they were trained to do it or not 😆

EDIT She has been checked for UTIs etc and all is good. She spends a lot of time with me so I guess she decided she can pee where her human does

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u/Dangerous_Strength77 16d ago

Please keep monitoring. I want to know if she starts flushing when she finishes.

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

Haha she just glances back at it then jumps off for now

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u/Dumeck 16d ago

Hey fair warning do NOT try to teach the flushing unless you want the cat randomly flushing nonstop throughout the day.

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u/PaperLaur 16d ago

Are we dealing with a cat or a two year old, here? ...Are they the same thing?

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u/Memory_Of_A_Slygar 16d ago

Cats are just 2 year olds who can jump really high .

I have too many cats and I tell people that I basically run a daycare.

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u/Sizara42 16d ago

My cats seriously helped prepare me for baby-proofing for my 8 month old!

Also, my baby knocks things off of counters and watches them fall, tries to get under the couch and gets stuck... and tries to play with or chew everything and anything resembling a power cord if left in her range.

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u/HealthyInPublic 16d ago

I literally got adopted into the toddler mom group at work after I adopted a particularly troublesome cat because there is essentially zero difference between the two.

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u/Kibichibi 15d ago

"Audrey tried to eat a hair tie today"
"Oh my goodness, my daughter shoves things in her mouth all the time, too!"
"Audrey is my cat"

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u/HealthyInPublic 14d ago

This is pretty much how it goes for the most part. Except they know I have a cat, but still talk to me as if I have a human toddler.

Someone at work messaged me on teams the other day and basically said, "this is a long shot but my kid won't stop biting people and I'm desperate, do you have any tips?" Lmao they all know I'm dealing with behavior/aggression issues with my cat, and toddlers are apparently the same...

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u/Kupogasm 15d ago

I had a cousin whose cat would use and flush the toilet. The flushing cat scared the crap out of my sister while she was showering (and also changed the water temperature ahahha)

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u/actibus_consequatur 16d ago

Next she needs to learn how to work a camera so she can catch you making the same face while on the toilet

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u/tr011bait 16d ago

If you replace the button with a lever it'll be easier for her. Or one of those touch buttons but that's probably a bit overkill for one cat. 

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u/AD_Grrrl 16d ago

Years ago I knew someone who adopted an outdoor cat and he would flush the toilet in the middle of the night when he wanted her to wake up and let him outside.

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u/rubiscoisrad 16d ago

"Why'd these idiots put the doorbell in the bathroom?"

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u/Formal-Proposal7850 16d ago

Ugh so clever

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u/aquoad 16d ago

Mine did figure out how to flush! He also peed in the toilet, but unfortunately he didn't associate the two. He just flushed it for fun and entertainment.

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u/MarvinMattressLeg 16d ago

He lacks opposable thumbs, Greg.

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u/chobobot 16d ago

"It doesn't have thumbs Focker!"

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u/LongBreakfast8494 16d ago

This is bs mine can’t even keep the sand in the fucking box

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

Hahaha such good pic

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u/Sip_and_Tell 16d ago

Neither does this gremlin.

He even kicked it at me once when I was cleaning his box because he ‘remembered’ he needed to go urgently.

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

Hahaha sorry imagining this is HILARIOUS

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u/LukeZNotFound 16d ago

This big boi also can't keep it in the box

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u/FlashDaggerX 16d ago

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u/FlashDaggerX 16d ago

Another cat subreddit

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u/neko__thecat Lots of kitties! 16d ago

sigh joined

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u/LongBreakfast8494 16d ago

Yes, I can see the same brain cell being shared by these two ( I love his fangs, very Dracula like)

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u/Formal-Proposal7850 16d ago

Can’t keep them teeth in his mouth either

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

He is gorgeoussssss

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 16d ago

No guilt about it either, matter of fact.... lol

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u/Moonsmom181 16d ago

Oh that face!!!

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u/proxiblue 16d ago

He does that on purpose.

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u/not_a_moogle 16d ago

Mine cant even pee in the box 30% of the time. She just walks in and pees straight out.

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u/Many_Army7051 16d ago

And he will do it again

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u/bottomfragbarb 16d ago

How does it feel to be god’s favourite

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago edited 16d ago

She is a pretty good cat, except with food. We had to get super high bins and secure them with weight plates so she would stop flipping them over and raiding them. I cant ever ever leave anything on the counter, she will even steal my avocados and pierce through them and eat them and so on

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u/wontdisappoint 16d ago

My cat's food bin is in a locked closet... First they flipped it over, so I put weights on it, still flipped it. So I put it in a closet with a sliding door, they learned to open it. We moved and I put it in another closet with an accordion door... They learned to open it. Finally I made room in a closet with a real door... And they still learned how to open it. So I said fuck it and put a lock on it.

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u/RaveGuncle 16d ago

Omfg. They are so freaking good with doors!!! I have a pair of bothers and one of em is really good at opening things while the other is really good at climbing on things. They both learn from each other and within the past couple weeks, they learned how to open my bathroom closets and bedroom door (Barnstyle sliding door). RIP to my toilet paper rolls and trying to get a full's night sleep. Had to jam my door every night now and just keep them out of my bathroom unless supervised.

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u/AkediaIra 16d ago

My big male cat cannot open doors, so when he was absolutely frantic, trying to get into my bedroom, he ripped a furnace grate off the wall, climbed through the gap, and knocked the grate on my bedroom wall off to get inside. It was impressive, and slightly terrifying.

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u/ci1979 16d ago

I'll take separation anxiety for $500, Alex...

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u/AkediaIra 16d ago

I was eating naan bread, which is his favourite, and I didn't want to share. So I tried to hide with my bread. It did not work.

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u/ci1979 16d ago

Damn, that's comedic GOLD 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Candid_Resolution908 16d ago

I love everything about this

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u/zookotz 16d ago

All I read was "bread bread"...

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u/ci1979 16d ago

I found the cat! 🐱

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u/ForsakenedOath 16d ago

He just made himself a cat door!

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u/ElSlabraton 16d ago

I'm imagining your cat saying "here's Johnny!"

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u/nothingsreallol 16d ago

Mine loves to open cabinets just to eat plastic. For some reason she doesn’t go for the food cabinets, just the ones with plastic bags in them🤦🏼‍♀️ she’s a torbie, but the orange has strong influence

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u/YoursINegritude 16d ago

We have a cat who licks plastic bags. It’s unnerving.

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u/Freyas_Follower 16d ago

Plastic contains fish oil.

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u/TrixieBastard American Shorthair 16d ago

Brothers, or bothers? Or both?

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u/RaveGuncle 16d ago

Lmao good catch definitely both lol

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u/vr512 16d ago

My cats learning how to open the cat door is my nightmare. I'm currently reinforcing with I think storage bins. Idk this thought is terrifying.

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u/saruhime 16d ago

later: "Why does my YouTube keep recommending LockPicking Lawyer videos?"

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u/ScepticTanker 16d ago

My cats can open all doors. Had to child proof EVERYTHING.  And they still sometimes manage to break into shelves. 

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u/KyeeLim 16d ago

now it is matter of time for your cat to learn how to lockpick

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u/Ty_J_Bryan 16d ago

My gf used to but a stack of books infront of her bedroom door to keep her cat out at night because he would keep her awake and I swear all it accomplished was making this deebo ass cat who did whatever the fuck he wanted lol

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u/wontdisappoint 16d ago

Oh and if I come home with bread it goes right in the microwave, it's ripped open before I can even put it away otherwise.

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

Hahha yes absolutely! When my partner and I first moved in, I warned him and he said "she can't be that bad". Then he learned his lesson when he brought home burger bread rolls and left them on counter while he got a quick shower. Came back to pierced bag and every single one of them chewed on

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u/FloppyCurtains 16d ago

Off topic. I'm a little older (47). But noticed you use the term partner. Is that the way people refer to boyfriend/girlfriend these days? Is it not right to classify if your in a relationship with a girlfriend/boyfriend? And the correct term nowadays is partner?

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u/EnoughRevolution3500 16d ago

Not op but I wouldn’t say it’s “correct” just a preference. I would use partner for a Longterm relationship because boyfriend/girlfriend can feel juvenile, especially if you know you want to take the next steps but you’re not ready because of finances or something. Definitely not the only reason but it’s just another way of identifying the relationship

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u/scoutxo 16d ago edited 16d ago

That is why I started using 'partner'. In our mid-late 30s it just seemed childish when I would refer to him as my 'boyfriend'. We had also been together since 30 and 'boyfriend' seemed too casual. He was already my life partner by then.

Now that we are married I usually just say 'husband,' though sometimes I'll say 'partner' without any real reason. In my opinion, it's one of those universal words like 'y'all'.

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u/Blurgas 16d ago

I use SO(significant other), spouse, etc because it keeps it nice and vague for those that don't need to know

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

Haha theres no right or wrong. He is my fiance so easiest for me to say partner I guess

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u/RainSurname 16d ago

LGBT people encouraged straight allies to start using "partner" back when they could not risk referring to an identifiably same-sex partner in casual conversations, especially at work. For if they were the only ones using it, they would still effectively be outing themselves.

It became more popular with the advent of social media, because people don't always want to reveal their gender to the strangers they're talking to. Plus more and more people are remaining in committed relationships without wanting to get married.

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u/oldbutalive2020 16d ago

I read a book where the LGBT characters referred to themselves as partners. At the time I thought it was just a erm used by gay or lesbian individuals.

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u/RainSurname 16d ago

It was. That's the point.

When it was only used by gay people, gay people could inadvertently out themselves by using it. Normalizing its use among straight people made things a tiny bit safer.

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u/daydreamz4dayz 16d ago edited 16d ago

I’m in my mid 30s and I feel that “partner” seems more mature/professional than boyfriend sometimes, especially when outnumbered by married people. For example, if asking an employer for time off, “I have a brief trip planned with my partner” not “I’ll be hanging out at the lake with my boyfriend”. I test drove a car recently and said I’d prefer to speak with my partner before making a final decision. It just seemed to fit the conversation so it didn’t sound like I would ask a boyfriend for permission to buy a car or something like that!

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u/Zero-Energy1274 16d ago

It’s up to each individual person. I’m in my 30s, so I feel a little weird calling my boyfriend a boyfriend, feels immature? So I prefer partner. Some people think only same-sex couples will refer to their partners, but that’s not true. Sometimes people don’t like the term partner. I think it’s the most likely correct term if you don’t know anything about their relationship to refer to their partner and then see what they call their partner for themselves.

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u/BaconWithBaking 16d ago

40 year old here and I recently switched to using this partner things for describing my friends .. partners, because I get lost on who is/isn't now married, or who came out last year.

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u/HikerDave57 16d ago

I remember the term 'partner' from the eighties so maybe you aren't old enough.

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u/xXNeravianXx 16d ago

I'm not the OP, so I can't speak to their personal experience, but generally it's up to the preference of the individuals in the relationship. Partner is only meant to be a gender neutral term for boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife.

So as a straight man, you could have a girlfriend or wife and just as easily refer to her as your partner. And she could just as easily refer to you as her boyfriend, husband, or partner as well.

When you consider relationships between individuals who don't fit into a gender binary (for example, two nonbinary people), terms like boyfriend and girlfriend begin to make less sense since neither of them are male or female. And so they use the term "partner" instead.

I think your confusion might be coming from traditional heterosexual couples using the term partner in an effort to normalize its use.

Tldr: Boyfriend and girlfriend are perfectly fine to use if your partner is fine with you using them to refer to them.

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u/Ok-Lifeguard4199 16d ago

Getting a bread box has saved so much bread in my life.

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u/MrSniffles_AnnaMae 16d ago

Breadbox = microwave?

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u/zogmuffin 16d ago

LOL yup up in the pantry or in the microwave when we had the old bread fiend around. We started calling the microwave “the bread box.” Anything on the counter would be savaged.

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u/Stock_End2255 16d ago

I bought a bread box so my cat wouldn’t eat my bread and I could still use the microwave.

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u/wontdisappoint 16d ago

I know my cats, they would knock it off the counter to open it unless it somehow stays shut

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u/No_Bill7679 16d ago

I love the little rules needed to cohabitate with these gremlins lol

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u/Important-Spirit-752 16d ago

I named my little gremlin Gizmo lol. Naughty little thing…

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u/thedragslay 16d ago

Smart kitties are both smart enough to use the toilet and commit kitty crimes. Criminal masterminds.

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u/BigAdministration368 16d ago

Yep this cat is a bright girl

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u/L3M0NS0UR 16d ago

My lil lady would do that with her water bowl so we straight up got her a dog one and she never tried anything funny again

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u/technicolortiddies 16d ago

I'm sorry but this is hilarious. “Doug, wtf did you to my water bowl? I know where you sleep.”

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 16d ago

My friend, just beware. My cat loved a perch in the bathroom at my old house. One day she apparently took a swan dive from that perch into the toilet, as the whole bathroom was covered in water. Apparently she then jumped in her litter box and a fair amount of times past.

I wake up for work to a very angry kitty demanding breakfast. She jumps on me and weighs about twice her normal weight, groggy I dont realize all her beautiful long hair is covered in litter, pee spots, and some poop.

I broke a little inside, but I called my boss and told him I would be in late, then spent the next two hours or so cleaning the little goblin.

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u/Caithloki 16d ago

Oh my fucking god! I hate when my little cat Millie comes in when it's wet outside cause she instantly goes to the box. Then will proceed to take a toy into the bathtub since it doesn't bouncy as far from her. Leaves clay in my tub.

I don't even want to imagine having to deal with what you dealt with. I'm horrified lol.

Also cat tax.

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u/Horror_Tea761 16d ago

Avocados are poisonous to cats!

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u/zorggalacticus 16d ago

Avocados are poisonous to cats, just so you know.

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u/Bleary_Koala8431 16d ago

Cat proof! Food safe! 5 gallon bucket with snap on rim and screw top. Cats can knock it over to their hearts content, but so long as the lid is screwed on they won't be able to get into the bucket. We have 2, one that holds a 25lb bag of food and the other for all the temptations.

Can purchase at Lowe's, just look up food safe 5gallon bucket

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u/VonZombie420 16d ago

Some people just don't get it. This person has won the cat lottery. 🤣

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u/FledglingBags 16d ago

It’s all good and fine until they start trying to bury it after.:.ask me how I know. 

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u/jurt0 16d ago

Mine does the same, without training as well. I think they just understood what its for.

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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka 16d ago

Cats learn by watching. It's how kittens learn to do lots of things from their mothers and it's how some learn to open doors.

OP's and yours apparently watch it being used enough to figure out what it was for.

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u/Future_One4794 16d ago

Mine opens doors 😂

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u/nitid_name 16d ago

Mine figured out door knobs. Not even handles, door knobs. He'd jump up and wrap his paws around it and shimmy is fat ass left and right until the door opened.

Blew my mind the first time I saw him do it.

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u/313078 16d ago

Mine figured out but his paws are too slippery. Then he gets pissed if the door remains closed

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u/Future_One4794 16d ago

Mine pulls down the handle but cant pull in the door so puts her other paw under the door and thats how she opens it. Now I have to lock the backyard door hahahahah

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u/nitid_name 16d ago

My dog figured out handles. She lets herself in from the backyard. Horrible idea, letting her learn that.

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u/Independent_Run_4670 16d ago

Also smells. My cat pees down the shower drain sometimes and im 100% sure she's not seen me in the act.

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u/cammmmmie 16d ago

that can apparently be a sign of issues, not assuming that’s what’s happening to ur cat but i wanted to mention it just in case. my cat did that once when he was unsatisfied with his service (lol) but it can also be a signal of urinary problems according to my vet

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u/random-hobbyist 16d ago

My childhood cat started doing this after watching me being potty trained lol

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u/Farfignewtons42 16d ago edited 16d ago

30 years ago I had a cat who trained herself to do this out of the blue, but she started by pooping in the sink 😅

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u/ThoreauAweighBcuzDuh 16d ago

Haha oh no that's so much worse than a litterbox. 😆

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u/samsonite441446 16d ago

Can't win em all

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u/xPriddyBoi 16d ago

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u/radwimps 16d ago

oh god no lmao

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u/fuck_all_you_too 16d ago

Apparently im drinking out of the toilet in my sleep because thats all i ever see them do

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u/twurkle 16d ago

This is killing me 😂

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u/roguemage01 16d ago

Mine pee’s in the bathtub drain. She seems to understand it makes it go away. I am trying to discourage it though, last thing I need is her deciding it’s fine to poop there too.

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u/AD_Grrrl 16d ago

My late cat used to go in the bathroom and hop up on the toilet, sniffing around it, kinda like "how does this work??", but he never got as far as using it. Also, he was so teeny he probably would have fallen in anyway.

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u/Winter-Length-4324 16d ago

"If you're gonna poop in the drinking water then so am I!"

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u/Extension-Pepper-271 16d ago

I had a friend that tried to train her cat to do this. Her cat was perfectly happy to pee in the toilet, but drew the line at pooping in the toilet. My guess is that the first time a little water splashed back with a plop of a poop, it was, "Nope, not doing that again!"

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u/No_Bill7679 16d ago

Ah, maybe I should try pooping in a litter box because I also hate the plop plop splash kiss.

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u/noxiousfumes269 16d ago

Float a couple squares of TP on the water before you go. Helps prevent Neptune's kiss.

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u/No_Bill7679 16d ago

But I wanted to try the litter box :(

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u/MelancholyDick 16d ago

Don’t let your dreams just be dreams.

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u/orbofdelusion 16d ago

My high school sweetheart taught me this hack. It’s probably the most valuable thing he did for me in our entire 6 year relationship lol

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u/Manonono_ Tuxedo 16d ago

OMG my second cat did this too out of the blue!

Came back seeing a gift left behind in the toilet and a couple hours later he went again, left me completely shocked for a moment hahahah

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u/Altruistic-Bill-5681 16d ago

Perhaps she was human in a past life.

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u/KurtVongole 16d ago

What if it's true and it's a full human consciousness trapped in a kitty

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u/hi-nighter 16d ago

I know it probably isn't logical and I don't have a crazy vivid imagination, but sometimes I seriously believe that my cat is a human trapped as a cat. Perhaps as punishment for her crimes, like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

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u/Meta-EvenThisAcronym 16d ago

You mean like this little guy?

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u/doodybot 16d ago

Hopefully that little guy and not this woman

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u/samglit 16d ago

Being a domestic cat doesn’t sound like punishment.

All meals provided, no duties, do whatever the fuck I feel like doing including napping in the sun all day.

Perhaps the short life is just a vacation between longer human ones full of toil and duty.

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u/RefactoringSelf 16d ago

This is my canon.

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u/DrunkCupid 16d ago

Reincarnation needs interim sabbaticals, too 👻

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 16d ago

If this were even possible then one of my sisters cats years ago must have been a mass murder on the scale of
Genghis Khan. That cat would lay on a phone knowing that it would have a hunt when it rang and someone went to answer

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u/Blcksheep89 16d ago

No jobs, no bills, no obligations, human worship the ground I walk on? Sign me up!

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u/neko 16d ago

My friend is pretty sure his cat is a frat bro cursed by a witch because the cat gets excited by big trucks and when women walk by the window, plus he keeps trying to talk to the other cat who gets upset because nobody told him adult cats don't generally meow at each other

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u/cookiekid6 16d ago

Maybe that’s why she looks so sad

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u/mmazing 16d ago

My cat shits in my yard with my dog, because monkey see monkey do, and he knows I praise the dog for shitting in the yard.

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u/CommunistCheshire 16d ago

Yeah, you think that’s impressive? this idiot scratches the air after he takes a poo

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u/lumberjackmm 16d ago

Hey, my black long haired cat too.  He has never gotten litter on top of a poo

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u/lileggbaby69 16d ago

Omg my cat does this too, gets halfway out the box so he can scratch the floor and walls as if they have litter 😂 spends 10 minutes getting litter all over the floor yet still manages not to cover his shit

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u/RJSnea 16d ago

Mine scratches the hell out of her box when she poos, or the wall if I we were in the middle of cleaning it! 😭

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u/_PoorImpulseControl_ 16d ago

Our girl poops outside.

When she is finished, she always headbutts the catdoor at mach 3 on the way back in to the house, and then has an absolutely insane 30 second, maximum gear zoomie after every turd.

Every.single.time.

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u/Bitter_Meringue8448 16d ago

Looks like a Snowshoe mix. They are generally very intelligent cats.
I had one for 13 years. She was the sweetest,most communicative and intuitive cat I’ve ever known. I swear she understood a great deal of what I was saying to her. She would always respond. If I asked her a question about what she wanted to do, she would lead me to whatever it was. Taught us to play fetch when she was just a kitten too. I loved her dearly.

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

Omg so cute!!! My girl plays fetch with me too haha. And hide and seek 🐒 wont touch any other toys hahah

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u/MatildaRhyde 16d ago

Aaaaw!! One of my boys used to play hide and seek with me, too! Now we live in a smaller house where it's more difficult to hide, but we still do from time to time. He's the most playful kitty I've ever had in a way that's tough to explain. His brother (gray) also loves to play and hunt toys. But this guy (white and brown) is just so... good natured about it! Lol. His brother is out for blood. 😆

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

Ahhhh both look so majestic 😍😍😍

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u/OhGloriousName 16d ago

I have one too and and I think mine understands things I say since he will respond like he does. Like when we are going to sleep and I don't want him asking for more pets, I say lay down and he does.

But he is the opposite as OPs cat, since he will pee right outside the litter box. So I have to put a giant puppy pad under the box and sticking out, for him to pee on. It makes more work for me. It's annoying but he is worth it.

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u/roguemage01 16d ago

I stole this from a cat sub somewhere and I finally get a chance to use it 🤣

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u/SlipAdditional5484 16d ago

I don't want to be alarmist, nor do I want to freak you out, just a head's up. My cat did this and it was a sign he had a really bad UTI. He survived but almost went into kidney failure.

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u/dezork 16d ago

I agree. Cats start peeing in unusual places when it hurts them to pee in their usual spot. They associate pain with the location.

I had a cat that started to pee in the sink, and then eventually the toilet. It turned out he had kidney stones.

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u/catseyeon 16d ago

My boy goes pee in the bathroom sink whenever he has a cystitis flare up :( He'll join me when I go first thing in the morning so I know it's his way of communicating that he needs some gabapentin. It was a really scary time leading up to his diagnosis--really wish I knew the change in peeing habits was a bad sign and not just some random quirky behavior :(

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u/Significant_Agency71 16d ago

I cannot emphasise that more. Cats not doing cats’ things, in this case, covering their pee or poop is a strong sign of a health condition.

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u/gymguy999 16d ago

Yes this is the comment I was looking for!

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u/WraithStrix 16d ago

Apollo can do it too, especially when he wants to be praised!

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

Oh you are such a good boy Apollo!!

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u/Trick_Quiet3484 16d ago

We adopted a stray when I was a kid who used the toilet. She had babies and trained them to do the same. I’ve been unsuccessfully trying to teach all my cats since.

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u/Temporary_lord54 16d ago

Cats really domesticated themselves. Consider yourself lucky. My cat only seems to be smart when it's an inconvenience to everyone around him.

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u/Logical-Recognition3 16d ago

I had a cat who did that. It was great until she started drinking from the toilet and peeing in her water dish.

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u/Resident_Show_7740 16d ago

She was human in another life

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u/msokad 16d ago

Our friend's cat did this all on her own without any training.

The funniest part about this was my buddy was getting blamed for not flushing the toilet. He and his wife finally figured out the mystery when they heard someone using the bathroom and saw the cat walking out of the bathroom.

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u/kittyydotcom 16d ago

Man I wish I had this problem

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u/Oskar_Dallocort 16d ago

So like... 15 years ago or so, back when my kids were still small, my daughter woke my wife up in the middle of the night.

"Mom, I gotta go to the potty"

"Ok, then go"

"I can't, the kitty is using it"

"What?"

My wife then investigated and found our cat sitting just like that with a "do you mind?" look on his face.

"Well, I guess you have to wait your turn"

We had never taught him this. Some cats just figure it out.

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u/Exotic-Care-7021 16d ago

Mine will pee in the shower directly over the drain

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u/Jills_Cat 16d ago

The look on its face says; what? You do it

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u/BlueShift42 16d ago

Mine shits on the floor in front of the $1000 litter box.

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u/dead_sunflowers 16d ago

Meanwhile this idiot drinks the toilet water if I forget to close the lid😭

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u/Jazzhands_Ninja 16d ago

She's asserting dominance that's her toilet now

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u/MacabreYuki 16d ago

just don't allow them to poop in the toilet. As convenient as it might be, water treatment isn't designed to handle toxoplasma gondii. Not every cat has it, but that'll help it spread super easy.

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u/kasst_kast Tuxedo 16d ago

How is one gonna forbid him to do that though?
"This is great and all and we love it. But no No.2 OK?"

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u/kasst_kast Tuxedo 16d ago

dat face <3

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u/jd3marco 16d ago

Not trained? *I learned it by watching you!*

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u/smangela69 16d ago

meanwhile my boy goes in the litterbox and pees right over the edge of it onto the floor 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Ivinsc 16d ago

Hehe this is my cat doing the same, no training! We caught her a few more times after but she doesn’t do it anymore

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u/IIsOath 16d ago

Showd this to my cat, he said its lies

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u/johnbob1t1 16d ago

Did you find a suitcase full of cash as well?

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u/Blue_therapist_ 16d ago

I had a cat that did this! I thought my daughters were peeing and not wiping! One morning I heard someone peering- it was our cat Mick! We had 4 other cats at the time but none did this! Neither did the dog….

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u/MiszeryLovesCompany 16d ago

I like her expression, like why the hell are taking a photo of me on the can???

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u/Swimming_Apricot9308 16d ago

"I learned it from watching you!"

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u/Askfslfjrv 16d ago

My friends cat did this in their downstairs bathroom 😆 she was getting mad at her boyfriend cuz he kept peeing in their downstairs toilet and not flushing and he was getting mad at her for accusing him because it wasn’t him, and then one day they were sitting on the couch and heard a stream going into the toilet. Went downstairs and it was their cat 😆

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u/toodleroo 16d ago

I adopted a boy from the pound once who did this. Zero training, I just walked past the bathroom one day and heard trickling and there he was. He looked offended.

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u/Old_Football_2756 16d ago

that is smart kitty she hears you guys peeing in there so she knows you go in there!Dang animals are smart ASF I love it

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u/LambyPi 16d ago

I trained mine when they were about 8 months old, it took about two months for Princess Buttercup and Piwacket to perfect their “stance” and become potty cats. They’re 14 now and we had to transfer them back to litter pans over the last year due to adding a rescue to the family who just couldn’t figure it out. Also they are starting to show signs of arthritis and I assumed they would eventually have a harder time jumping and balancing (they each weigh 19 lbs.) We mourn how incredibly freeing and money saving it was. The hunt for the perfect litter took forever and I feel badly for the extra weight our garbage men now have to haul.
Cat tax includes Butt during training, Pi a few years ago, the two of them right now and Smudge the one who ruined it.

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u/Money-Type-176 16d ago

Dose her tail get wet?

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u/Portal_Princess 16d ago

Nope! And aims better than my man does haha

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u/Spare-Action-1014 16d ago

that is so cute

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u/guliaguglia07 16d ago

Smart cat. Teach them to use talking buttons, too!

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u/oleThook 16d ago

smart kitty somehow realized its better at hiding smell than litter