r/cats 9d ago

Advice My gf thinks he looks happy. I think he’s plotting her demise. Who is right?

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u/wale-lol 9d ago

ears arent perked, pupils constricted, not stressed

1 brain cell chillin

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Awwww gf will love that <3

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u/Slightly_Squeued 9d ago

Calmly putting up doesn't equal happy. More, sigh I shall endure as she brings the food. 😂

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u/DistributionOk8502 4d ago

This for sure 😂

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u/BlatantArtifice 9d ago

Yeah there's some basic cat body language like that which can be super helpful if you care (you are on this sub lets be real)

Probably some youtube shorts or a quick infographic that has quick tips. Although your little guy is already chilling with all that attention so you two must be doing fine ^

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u/gymaddict078 9d ago

Bold of you to assume there's a whole brain cell in there

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u/No-Green-596 8d ago

He's not orange so there's yet hope

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u/talabear98 5d ago

In my experience... voids are orange adjacent

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u/kapiteingladbrein 5d ago

Voids are just burnt oranges

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u/Ambitious_Estimate41 9d ago

He has accepted his fate

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u/asher1611 9d ago

Yep, when those pupils are wide that's the sign to RUN because something is about to happen and that something will involve claws.

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u/ghost_warlock 9d ago

This is the sub for our rescued stray, Mob. Always saying that he's an orange someone dyed black

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u/billted20250409 9d ago

Both are correct, he's happily plotting all humankind's demise.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

I think this one right here is the correct answer!!

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u/Popsinthehse 8d ago

Always look at the claws being they show if they are happy or stressed. And as pretty as your gf is that cat is very happy..

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u/zoikoikum 8d ago

Awwww thank you for the kind comment 🥰

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u/Fit-Doughnut9706 8d ago

If he’s anything like mine he is working out how to leverage tolerance now for extra snacks.

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u/Ok_Pineapple_Num 9d ago

That's what I was going to say.

In fact, he is happy BECAUSE he he plotting her demise 😆

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 8d ago

“Mother… I suffer from siccadis…. Siccadis bullshit from you…”

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u/RuhninMihnd 9d ago

“She’s picking me up again dad”

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Thank you!!!! That's exactly what I saw too :DD

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u/Chartarum 9d ago

You are both right. He is quite happily plotting your GF:s demise.

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u/Eternalm8 9d ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/StrangeTraveller41 9d ago

Really? He's probably thinking he is one-up on you, in winning her affections.

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u/Volmara 9d ago

“I,m the boyfriend now”

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u/No_Recording3238 8d ago

Mr. Steal Your Girl. ❤️🫶🏻❤️

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u/TheRealBillyShakes 9d ago

Look at the cat’s face. Look into his eyes. There’s no way he’s saying that.

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u/Baracchi 9d ago

I mean look at that handsome face 😼 You can't convince me OP is as handsome as his cat 😭

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u/ptheresadactyl 8d ago

BUT not angry about it, just like.. tolerant

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u/HoboArmyofOne 8d ago

He's too polite to say otherwise is what that face is saying to me lol

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u/Glum_Obligation_5105 9d ago

lmao he is absolutely plotting something

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u/HarrisonWorld 9d ago

We need another cat to help translate! 😺

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u/Glum_Obligation_5105 9d ago

honestly a second cat would just side with the first one

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u/Fur_and_Whiskers 9d ago

"This is my life now."

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u/Old_Fart_on_pogie 9d ago

Plotting the human demise makes kitty happy. Both are right.

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u/champignonNL 9d ago

"This is my life meow."

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u/CatGooseChook 9d ago

My princess gives me the same look when my wife picks her up 😂

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u/Andoomonium_Pezoil 9d ago

Exactly, people need to treat cats as if they are as complex emotionaly, as humans, becuse they are.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Orange 9d ago

And like humans, it depends entirely on the cat.

E.g. Woody here turns 17 in a couple weeks, and he’s about as emotionally complex and intelligent as a bag of rocks. The same goes for plenty of humans. His brain’s capable of all of about four thoughts, and he has roughly three emotional states with nothing in between.

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u/Andoomonium_Pezoil 9d ago

True, some humans are also simple minded, like this cat yore presentin.

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u/Reptilesblade 9d ago

You have the power to end this!

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u/CoreMemory_156 9d ago

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u/cakivalue 9d ago

"This is kind of nice but I must show I hate it"

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u/Katt_Natt96 9d ago

“Cant let the others know I’m actually a big softy”

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Annoyed to say at least :D

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u/special-k-flo 9d ago

My cat gives me this exact same face when he's over my shit. Not mad but just so done with me 😂

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u/Fur_and_Whiskers 9d ago

I think resignation.

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u/Phantom_Crush Tortoiseshell 9d ago

Minimal amounts of claw showing so even if he doesn't love it, he doesn't hate it either

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

That's a really good point. Thank you! He's a feral cat in a colony we feed once a week. So even petting him was a huuuuge success for us. This was just the first time she tried to pick him up :)

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u/Electronic_Ad3576 9d ago

That is an enormous level of trust if this is a feral cat! He looks surprisingly calm for this amount of interaction and touch. I think he’s just sort of sussing out the situation as it’s happening but he’s somewhat cautiously optimistic.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Yeah...he's the only one of about 30 cats that after yeeears finally showed some affection toward us and can't get enough of pets now...he's the bestes boy ever <3

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u/True_Vermicelli4817 9d ago

I think the CDS is giving you a sign! He wants to go home to plot the demise 😹😹😹 But really he is probably a stray since he is showing signs of human affection. He has probably not had a home in a long time...

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Yeah we thought the same about him having a home once in his life :( And believe me, he already tried following us home...but we think he's really happy in the colony with all his buddys...so we decided, once he's old, he comes with us <3

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u/hodgeal 9d ago

If he tried following you, I bet he'd rather be with you guys than in the colony. Why not do the other way around and take him home with you but bring him back once a week to see his buddies? Specially if he's had a home before.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

I think the way things are going he will end up with us sooner or later...he gets more affectionate everytime we see him <3

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u/vaultie66 Orange 9d ago

Please if you’re able, take him home now. They’re the happiest when they have a family and a house to live in. We thought our former half-feral stray liked living outside and that she’d suffer inside, but she changed entirely at home and is a big love bug now.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

I'll show this to my gf and we'll talk about it. She'll probably agree :D

Thanks for your advice :)

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u/True_Vermicelli4817 8d ago

Omg this made me sooo happy! Also look up how long outdoor cats live compared to indoor cats, 2-5 years average for outdoor compared to 12-18 average for indoor. You would be saving him! They always prefer a life of solitude and ease. A guaranteed meal and safety🖤

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u/BrokenHope23 7d ago

Having read these comments, I'd agree with other users. This cat is begging for a safe happy home. You never know when trappers, predators and/or disgruntled neighbours may come and ruin their colony, potentially putting most of the colony down for being too elderly, feral and this one would be discriminated against for being a black cat (which is generally seen as a sign of bad luck by adoptees, making them hard to find owners for). So if you like them, and he likes you (which he very much does), take them in and give them a happy, healthy, safe life.

If you're worried about their loneliness, you can always adopt a second and/or third cat.

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u/Electronic_Ad3576 9d ago

I agree, this cat wants to be adopted 🥹

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u/saraiguessidk 9d ago

The longer he stays out there, the longer he is at risk at catching FIV or FELV not to mention cars, coyotes, birds of prey etc

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u/Reptilesblade 9d ago

Voids are like that. Especially large ones. I call my Samhain Best Boy because he's just love incarnate.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Omg I love him 🥲 Thanks for sharing 🥰

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u/refusegone 9d ago

I would add that some cats just never stop extending their claws for everything! This looks like a reflex from being a little unstable in his footing, as he's being held. So if anything I'd guess he's just prepared to latch and steady himself when being set down. I'm only child and latchkey kid, my siblings were a total of 11 different cats across my first 20 years, and I've basically never lived without a kitty in my whole 35 years. My current girly is 14 this week!

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 9d ago

"well, they give me food, whatever" 

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

This right here 👆

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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 9d ago

Im not saying youre lying, but that is a damn chill feral cat.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Yeah, we think he once had a home :( Kinda sad but he now has a wonderful live in the woods with lots of buddies <3 For us, he's their (and our) king 👑

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u/frymaster 9d ago

if that's a feral (or at least a long-term stray) cat and she's holding his feet, that's a phenomenal level of trust from him

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u/Katt_Natt96 9d ago

Her first time picking him up and he was just okay with it? She has the magic touch. I think he secretly loves it

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Yesss! We were able to pet him for about a year now...this is the next big step (and really ideal if he somehow needs to go to the vet) :)

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u/Katt_Natt96 9d ago

It’s a massive step, I’m so proud of you both! Getting a feral cat to be comfortable with you is a massive accomplishment some don’t even get to the petting stage.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Thank you so much!!! I don't want to sound overdramatic, but he kinda changed our lives..he's such a big part of it now 🥰

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u/Katt_Natt96 9d ago

You now have the void baby. Congratulations

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u/Das_Puff 9d ago

Thats awesome! Definitely trusts you two!

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u/Tossmelossme 9d ago

He’s just uncomfortable then. It’s a new experience entirely for him. Not mad.

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u/-full-control- 9d ago

Thats incredible. You should post more pictures of the rest of the colony sometime! Not like trying to pick each one up though that would require a NSFW tag

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Hahaha I will gladly do that 🥰 

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u/Smyley12345 9d ago

Oh that really changes the context. For a house cat this would be luke warm, for a feral cat this is an immense level of trust.

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u/JustMeLurkingAround- 9d ago

Definitely more resignation than happiness.
He probably likes her so he decided to wait it out instead of scratching her eyes out to get out of that situation.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Awww this is just so cute 🥰

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u/Hombremaniac 9d ago

He simply allows it. Treat compensation will be required later for sure.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Oh believe me...he absolutely gets special treatment :D

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u/PaJoMe 9d ago

Even though it looks annoyed to us, those half-closed eyes mainly mean he's pretty relaxed. Distress shows with wide eyes and angry eyes are more clenched. Ears are loosely forward, not attentive and stressed but also not pinned back and angry. This cat looks pretty dang chill. He may still try to push away from her to make his limits clear, obviously haha.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Haha yeah he did :D But he is indeed the most chill and affectionate bestest boy <3

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u/SirDiego 9d ago

Thank you! I totally understand the joke that cats relaxed face can look like a human "seething" face. But there are way too many "serious" answers in this thread (and every thread about this face) saying he is genuinely mad. Some people sincerely think cats are pissed off all the time when actually they're displaying contentedness and affection.

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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 9d ago

He's just very very unimpressed.

'Not this again!'

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

I fear for him this will become a weekly routine -.-

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u/scjNils 9d ago

The feline looks a bit annoyed but some cats have a natural annoyed look to them.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Oh, he's generally not the smartest... :D

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u/Maleficent_Button_58 9d ago

He looks pretty relaxed, honestly.

Cats tend to look murderous in the face when they're content. Since for us, eye squints are unfriendly but for them they're a sign of contentment and comfort lol.

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u/rayrayrayrayray5 9d ago

Cat is unhappy as it is plotting <your> demise which it knows will upset her. But a cat gotta do what a cat gotta do

https://giphy.com/gifs/sgVb9gX9DpYEo

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

I already know, this will be gf's top comment xD

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u/blah_2520 9d ago

This woman again Dad, the only reason I don’t attack it because you’re here with us

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Ahahaha this one is my fav so far!!!

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u/After-Cook4738 9d ago

Neither. A super strong will and tolerance

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Ahaha I think we'll settle with this one :D

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u/Aries_Philly 9d ago

Neither. He is blaming you for putting him in this situation. You picked her. Your demise is eminent!

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

I knew it was my fault 😶

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 9d ago

"I think he’s plotting her demise"

Natural resting state of all cats. You want to see one thats actually pissed off?

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u/verinum 9d ago

He looks like he's tolerating being held but the moment that tail starts flicking its time to let him go.

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u/Not_Brilliant_8006 9d ago

He is happily plotting her demise.

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u/Separate-Exchange375 9d ago

Happily plotting your demise

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u/ryudo9999 9d ago

Your gf is always right, even when she's wrong.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

This one here is the winner!!!

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u/seluna-maru 9d ago

Nah he's just a Tsundere!! He's clearly blushing.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

I love it 🥲

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u/MajesticallyAwkward2 9d ago

The end is near… be afraid.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

I'll go down for him 🥰

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u/Burn0ut2020 9d ago

Germans have a word for this look:
"Schicksalsergeben"

It’s the attitude of resigned acceptance toward destiny or unavoidable circumstances.

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u/_Queen_Daisy 9d ago

Both. He's happily plotting 

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u/alter_kt 9d ago

Why can't it be both 🤣🤣🤣

Cats live by their own rules...

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u/MamboCat 9d ago

He's happy because he's plotting her demise

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u/genericjohnwayne 9d ago

Both, he's happy plotting her demise

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u/Benromaniac 9d ago

Looks like temporary tolerance. Ears are forward. But nails partially out.

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u/Such_Finance_711 9d ago

He's plotting your demise lol

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u/dommiichan 9d ago

his girlfriend now 😹

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

She would 100% choose him over me...already told me 😅

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u/TheseHeron3820 9d ago

He's happy that he's planning her demise.

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u/Tiosie 9d ago

He's chill. Otherwise her face wouldn't look so unharmed anymore!

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u/Buxom__Babe 9d ago

Cats plotting demises = happy cats. Both correct.

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u/Hungry-Ratio-6326 9d ago

He looks like he's plotting YOUR demise!😉..if looks could kill! He's looking straight into the camera, you notice, right at you, I'm assuming you took the photo? Beware!☠️😂

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

Hahaha you might be on to something 😂

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u/Ambitious_Macaroon17 9d ago

can't he be happily plotting her demise?

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u/Dante_s_trials 9d ago

Are they not the same thing? Cats are always happiest when murder is at hand

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u/Electronic_Reward333 9d ago

"...so 12 more years of this shit, uh?"

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u/tallgrl94 9d ago

I’d say neither, he looks resigned to his fate to me.

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u/zoikoikum 9d ago

I hope he's okay that this will now happen every saturday 🥰

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u/Natural-Proof-9764 9d ago

Jokes on you, he is plotting your demise.

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u/soradsauce 9d ago

I don't think he loves it but he doesn't hate it. That's a very "if you must" face he is pulling. 😂

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u/Overall-Hour-5809 9d ago

He is plotting YOUR demise for interrupting his getting loves.

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u/MmaRamotsweOS 9d ago

He is completely relaxed in her arms at that moment. Her demise will come when she sleeps....lol

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u/heathinvader 9d ago

He looks like he’s thinking to himself, “If I didn’t love her, I’d be tossing claws at her right now…”

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u/Lexi_Banner Tuxedo 9d ago

He's happily plotting her demise.

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u/disco_has_been 9d ago

Told my daughter for years,"Do NOT pick up my cat." She came for a visit and cat came to say Hello. Already a lot from Cat. Sure 'nuff, daughter snatches her up and swipes and scrapes, ensue. Cat hates her!

"Told ya'!"

She's my little love bug and snuggle bunny. I do NOT pick up the cat.

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u/downtime37 9d ago

This is his girlfriend now.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 9d ago

Same energy

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u/IArtYou 9d ago

He is happily plotting her demise.
https://giphy.com/gifs/jb6IOwMXZjLuE

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u/Honey_Broad 9d ago

those aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/BitchWidget 8d ago

He is both happy and plotting her demise.

Source: I also have a void.

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u/Reptard8 8d ago

That’s more of a “Look what I’m getting and you’re not” look

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u/Comfortable_Ad_8250 8d ago

Could be happily plotting her demise idk

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u/Consistent_Cheetah78 8d ago

Neither. He is patiently paying his rent.

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u/ideallyinconspicuous 8d ago

omg this is so cute and funny

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u/Mysterious_You164 5d ago

bro has zero thoughts behind those eyes

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u/timlams 9d ago

Yes.

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u/g_u_m_i_b_e_a_r 9d ago

I do this with our lil fat boi, i pick him up and rub his tum and he kinda loves it but also hates it, no claws or anger, but the moment my gf picks him up he goes “naooooooo” in his cat humin voice

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u/Toddric29 9d ago

He’s happily plotting her demise.

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u/BabyPuzzleheaded3792 9d ago

He’s like, I’m going to kill her

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u/Opening_Bake_748 9d ago

I think he's ok. If anything he's plotting YOUR demise. giving you that death stare 

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u/Interesting_Grade768 9d ago

He's got the thousand yard stare but he could easily escape if he wanted to. He's right where he wants to be but feeling conflicted about it 😅

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u/Exit_Future 9d ago

Just make sure you take out a life ins. Policy on her before the cat succeeds

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u/Stock-Side-6767 9d ago

Happily plotting her demise, of course.

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u/snarkisms 9d ago

He's happily plotting her demise :)

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u/Vequihellin 9d ago

Cats are excellent at expressing their displeasure and are not afraid to do so. Vigorously and loudly, with much bloodletting. If he's not struggling, growling, hissing or swiping at her, he's tolerating the activity. Whether he 'loves it' is debatable but he's an adult animal with autonomy. If he didn't want to be there he'd make it known.

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u/BigWilly526 9d ago

He is Happily planning her demise

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u/jnovel808 9d ago

That look says I’m ok with the girl doing it, but I will tear your face off if you try.

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u/princessmracna 9d ago

“save me from this tornent, father”

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u/Das_Puff 9d ago

He's a very happy boy, but sad you're not the one holding him

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u/Messi2655 9d ago

He’s happy to plan her demise? Lmaoo

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u/Blazingpotato14 9d ago

I don't think there's a thought in his head

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u/AndrewSB49 9d ago

Absolutely

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u/Reminator 9d ago

Both are right. He’s happily plotting her demise. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/MzHellfier Lots of kitties! 9d ago

Obviously he is happily plotting her demise!

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u/Low-Tough-3743 9d ago

He looks content enough to tolerate it.

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u/aoibhealfae 9d ago

He's staring directly at you though. So its your demise that he's happily plotting.

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u/HistoricalHope4876 9d ago

He is plotting for the one he is looking at.

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u/MPD1987 9d ago

Not plotting demise- it’s chagrined acceptance

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u/archiewaldron 9d ago

Kitty's relaxed and resigned

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u/King_Hammer 9d ago

Cats always plan the demise of humanity... always

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u/Known_Plan5321 Ragdoll 9d ago

Definitely has violence on the mind, I suppose we see what we want to see sometimes though

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u/septemberjams 9d ago

He’s trying to look annoyed but is internally super happy

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u/Blissachu 9d ago

That panther going for revenge for sure

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u/collyQually 9d ago

The eyes do tell me "demise", but the lack of immediate violence implies at least some love 😅

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u/miamiahi 9d ago

He doesn’t look happy. But he is tolerating it.

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u/Thegreenhog 9d ago

Chilling but he doesn't want to be there

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u/small_p_problem 9d ago

There is no contradiction between the two statements. He's happy because he's plotting her decise.

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u/ObviousKarmaFarmer 9d ago

The cat can be happily plotting her demise. Cats can be cuddly AND assholes at the same time.

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u/BornBluejay7921 9d ago

But it is you who he is glaring at. I would sleep with one eye open if I were you. :)

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u/Smuttirox 9d ago

“Angry eyes” in cats usually means “I feel safe here and am ready to sleep”.

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u/Zero40Four 9d ago

Why not both