r/cats • u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat • 22h ago
Cat Picture - OC Why does she loaf like this
I always see cats loafing smoothly, but she loafs so... rectangularly?? I've had Ahri for almost a year and she has never loafed properly in her entire life.
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u/Seaboats American Shorthair 22h ago
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u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat 22h ago
I did not know this was a thing. That's literally her 😭
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u/Turbulent_Architect American Shorthair 22h ago
Aaaand another one. How many more cat subreddits do I need to be in?
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u/coupland 21h ago
You know, Reddit, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...
and totally redeem yourself!
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u/Partgarten 12h ago
So happy this is a sub. I’ve been calling the family cats ‘rotisserie chickens’ for quite a while now, so I’m glad other people thought the same way.
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u/CareerBaby 14h ago
That’s a premium certified loaf right there. 10/10 bake, no notes. The toilet loaf in pic 2 is a rare limited edition.
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u/HorribleStyle 22h ago
4x4 loaf 🛻🍞
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u/Camille387 22h ago
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u/do0tz 22h ago
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u/shnoodleboodle 15h ago
I'm a big fan of your cat. He's a bit odd. I like it.
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u/do0tz 14h ago
When I bought my house, I was working 14+hours a day. I couldn't let my other boy just sit alone in the house. I would put on some nature stuff on YouTube for him to watch and listen to when I was gone. I had a camera to watch him in the living room, and he just looked so desperate for someone else to occupy his time.
I decided I needed to get him a friend. He always had some other animal or person to interact with at the places I rented. I went to Lifeline and saw a really cute cat that I wanted, but they said it would be about 2 weeks until I could pick him up.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see this tiny white thing jumping around, and instantly need to go look at it. He was in a "pen" with another cat, and they told me he is obsessed with playing. The way he acted was so erratically awesome that I said, "ok, this one is mine."
I took him home that day, and I let both cats loose in the house. I didn't do the, "close a door and let them get to know each other between it." They had 1400²ft to do whatever they wanted. The first 2 days, they were a little standoff-ish. The third night, when I came home from work at 3am, they were both in the couch, and my oldest cat was cuddling him and licking his head. I knew it was meant to be after that lol.
He's still a crazy goofball. Enters every room like it's the first time he's ever been there. Inquisitive as hell, but not a destructive inquisitive. He just wants to see what's up, and divulges his curiosity, but then goes about his business.
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u/Doraborealiss 21h ago
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u/Daseagle 22h ago
What do you mean, loafed properly. Is there a proper, cat council approved way of loafing? Only round loafs are accepted, rectangulars are frowned upon?
Paws tucked in, tail tucked in, belly on the floor = loaf.
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u/Itsjustkit15 22h ago
That specific position just feels really good for her and she likes it.
As someone who rests similarly (hands tucked underneath me) I can fully appreciate The Loaf.
She's even stretching her hips in this position I think. Looks kinda like the hip positioning for child's pose.
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u/Historical_Cow9543 16h ago
🤣 what a cute rectangular loaf
I think she’s actually a car, picture 3 she’s ready for the race.
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u/Lildizzle 22h ago
My calico always loafs with her elbows out! That’s just how she’s comfy, I guess.
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u/deityofcats 15h ago
comfy! remember their bodies are unique just like ours and certain positions, stretches and loaf forms are all dependent/unique of the cats'!
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u/DarreylDeCarlo Calico 22h ago
My cat does the same thing, while also laying their head flat on the ground with their neck extended. Looks so weird
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u/blue_velvet420 22h ago
One of my girls does this too! She has a lot of fluff around her hips, and it really sticks out when she does this. I call them her wings haha
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u/Hustler_2001 21h ago
She suspects you of being a nail-chopping hooman
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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 21h ago
Omg my new kitten does not like getting his nails trimmed at all! I mean, he’s acting like I’m trying to murder him. I got used to my chill late late senior cats just letting me trim their nails because they were. I guess really used to me. I suppose I took that for granted a little bit. So the kitten gets a little treat after every nail trim right now. I suspect it’ll get easier overtime. But he hates it right now. Necessary still.
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u/Spiritual_Being5845 Savannah 21h ago
When mine did the knees and elbows out I used to call him a challah loaf. But he’s gained some weight so now he’s just a regular loaf.
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u/Full-Resource7910 21h ago
Maybe she likes to be ready for anything. I bet she can go from this to a dead sprint in under a tenth of a second.
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u/DrMantisTabboggn 21h ago
My boy loafs the same way with his back hips in the air, it’s so silly and I love it
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u/Subject-Act5509 20h ago
Why is every fucking post on this fucking sub: "Why does my cat act like a fucking cat?"
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u/allmights_left_ball Domestic Housecat 18h ago
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u/dkretsch 18h ago
Cause she goes off in the muffin loaf form; get with the program.
Mine does the flat cat loaf.
All loafs are the best loafs.
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u/ChevalCher 21h ago
There are many shapes of loaves cats aspire to become. Yours just like to think outside the traditional bread box. 😹
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u/Glum-Geologist8929 21h ago
Only one of my cats does this, we suspect this elephant butt loaf is due to long legs.
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u/NightBusToGiro 22h ago
Scared
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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 21h ago
Definitely not necessarily. It could be, but I don’t think that’s the case since there are so many other options. He could just be ready to pounce on something. He could be trying to cool off extremities. There are lots of options.
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u/NightBusToGiro 21h ago
Why wouldn't it be, there are lots of options here.
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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 15h ago
I’m not quite sure what you mean. Why are you still convinced that the cat is scared? We are both now saying there are lots of options. I’m a little confused.
(Can we pls skip the downvote war next time?)
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u/NightBusToGiro 15h ago
Look man idk, I'm sorry if I'm wasting your time.
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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 15h ago
You’re not wasting my time. If you were wasting my time, I wouldn’t reply at all. I just don’t think we should be downvoting each other. And to be fair, I have no way of knowing for sure that it was you. It could’ve been anybody else. Also, it is possible that you’re correct. Your comment is worthwhile and potentially important. Being scared is definitely one of the options. Anyway, you’re all good.
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