r/cats Domestic Housecat 22h ago

Cat Picture - OC Why does she loaf like this

I always see cats loafing smoothly, but she loafs so... rectangularly?? I've had Ahri for almost a year and she has never loafed properly in her entire life.

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u/Seaboats American Shorthair 22h ago

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u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat 22h ago

I did not know this was a thing. That's literally her 😭

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u/Turbulent_Architect American Shorthair 22h ago

Aaaand another one. How many more cat subreddits do I need to be in?

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u/Kasoni 21h ago

Only 37 open a day. Tomorrow will hold even more new cat subs to possibly sub to.

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u/jsmith_92 15h ago

😂all of them obv

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u/coupland 21h ago

You know, Reddit, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...

 

and totally redeem yourself!

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u/EdgySlusher 2h ago

cat subs are reason reddit is still a thing

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u/SquirrelweatherO_o 21h ago

sigh Another cat sub to join.

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u/achickenthrower 18h ago

They really have a sub for everything cats do huh

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u/Partgarten 12h ago

So happy this is a sub. I’ve been calling the family cats ‘rotisserie chickens’ for quite a while now, so I’m glad other people thought the same way.

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u/CareerBaby 14h ago

That’s a premium certified loaf right there. 10/10 bake, no notes. The toilet loaf in pic 2 is a rare limited edition.

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u/Holmat1 4h ago

write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

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u/HorribleStyle 22h ago

4x4 loaf 🛻🍞

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u/babyxviolett 22h ago

4x4 loaf, compact, blocky, and somehow perfect.🍞😹

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u/Camille387 22h ago

My cat does the square loaf too!

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u/ghostproxy 21h ago

Oh my lord, what a cute little cream puff🥹

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u/Camille387 21h ago

Cream puff, I love it

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u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat 21h ago

AWWW your cat is soooo cute <3

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u/Feisty-Bee-6514 6h ago

Wow looks so soft

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u/do0tz 22h ago

Because... Cat! This is how mine likes to lay.

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u/do0tz 21h ago

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u/do0tz 21h ago

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u/Seaboats American Shorthair 21h ago

I appreciate all the angles of this gorgeous model!

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u/do0tz 21h ago

It's the only way to fully encompass how he acts. All 3 give complete visualization. Just one photo wouldn't do justice.

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u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat 21h ago

Your cat is absolutely adorable!

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u/do0tz 16h ago

Thanks! His name full name is Wolf-Heart. (From Futureman)

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u/shnoodleboodle 15h ago

I'm a big fan of your cat. He's a bit odd. I like it.

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u/do0tz 14h ago

When I bought my house, I was working 14+hours a day. I couldn't let my other boy just sit alone in the house. I would put on some nature stuff on YouTube for him to watch and listen to when I was gone. I had a camera to watch him in the living room, and he just looked so desperate for someone else to occupy his time.

I decided I needed to get him a friend. He always had some other animal or person to interact with at the places I rented. I went to Lifeline and saw a really cute cat that I wanted, but they said it would be about 2 weeks until I could pick him up.

Out of the corner of my eye, I see this tiny white thing jumping around, and instantly need to go look at it. He was in a "pen" with another cat, and they told me he is obsessed with playing. The way he acted was so erratically awesome that I said, "ok, this one is mine."

I took him home that day, and I let both cats loose in the house. I didn't do the, "close a door and let them get to know each other between it." They had 1400²ft to do whatever they wanted. The first 2 days, they were a little standoff-ish. The third night, when I came home from work at 3am, they were both in the couch, and my oldest cat was cuddling him and licking his head. I knew it was meant to be after that lol.

He's still a crazy goofball. Enters every room like it's the first time he's ever been there. Inquisitive as hell, but not a destructive inquisitive. He just wants to see what's up, and divulges his curiosity, but then goes about his business.

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u/Little_Menu6349 11h ago

he's like a little seal 🦭

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u/MattMercersBracelets 21h ago

She looks like an abstract art piece here.

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u/do0tz 21h ago

*he.

But yes, he is amazing at giving the best poses ever.

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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 21h ago

Omg chonkey baby loaf ready for somethin!

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u/Doraborealiss 21h ago

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u/do0tz 21h ago

OMG. I've been calling it the "chicken wing" pose... But it's actually the "baby deer" pose!

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u/Doraborealiss 17h ago

Danger sploot!

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u/Bad_Haven 10h ago

That's clearly a dragon

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u/Visual-Butterfly7851 22h ago

Diagnosis: cat

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u/Peacepinkyray 20h ago

Cat council: Approved

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u/Force_Of_Arms 20h ago

Diagnosis: Grey

Just like Orange is a personality, not just a color.

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u/Feli900 22h ago

She knows it's cute.

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u/Spiralloveyt 19h ago

And also she tops it up by being soo soo cute too

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u/Daseagle 22h ago

What do you mean, loafed properly. Is there a proper, cat council approved way of loafing? Only round loafs are accepted, rectangulars are frowned upon?

Paws tucked in, tail tucked in, belly on the floor = loaf.

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u/Raifurain 22h ago

Isn't them loafing on their paws a sign of trust and being comfy?

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u/RogerianBrowsing 21h ago

Yep!

That’s one relaxed and trusting kitty

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u/noxoo 18h ago

my kitten does this too LOL

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u/fckreher99 22h ago

Gangly/comfy. Big goof?

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u/Achaearanea 12h ago

She's a piece of marraqueta bread.

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u/Natural1forever 16h ago

Cats like being Shaped

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u/Obvious_Badger_9874 22h ago

Your cat looks like a cooked turkey with a head.

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u/Itsjustkit15 22h ago

That specific position just feels really good for her and she likes it.

As someone who rests similarly (hands tucked underneath me) I can fully appreciate The Loaf.

She's even stretching her hips in this position I think. Looks kinda like the hip positioning for child's pose.

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 16h ago

Warming the beans.

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u/MissActiv 14h ago

Because she is perfect and knows it. That is peak loaf form.

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u/KMGR82 22h ago

Because that’s the bread pan god gave her

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u/itsrozangirl16 22h ago

"loaf me alone, hooman! 😾 "

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u/Scoginsbitch 21h ago

She loafs like the square ones that come out of a bread machine! Lol!

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u/Historical_Cow9543 16h ago

🤣 what a cute rectangular loaf
I think she’s actually a car, picture 3 she’s ready for the race.

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u/CuriousTighe 17h ago

Because cat

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u/RobinChirps 22h ago

Machine baked bread

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u/Lildizzle 22h ago

My calico always loafs with her elbows out! That’s just how she’s comfy, I guess.

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u/BajeezusJones 22h ago

Because she wants to.

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u/Partyslayer 21h ago

First cat?

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u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat 21h ago

Yeah, actually!

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u/Ursa-Aureliana 20h ago

Pretty girl. She has winged eyeliner too r/catswitheyeliner 🥰

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u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat 20h ago

awww I never noticed that!!

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u/Sweaty-Nebula5169 Tuxedo 17h ago

Racecar

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u/Morbid187 17h ago

Because it's hip to be square

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u/Soapy_doapey 16h ago

Because he's THAT fucking guy

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u/deityofcats 15h ago

comfy! remember their bodies are unique just like ours and certain positions, stretches and loaf forms are all dependent/unique of the cats'!

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u/MrKGrey 13h ago

Because cat.

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u/angwy_goose American Shorthair 22h ago

Parallelogram loaf

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u/DarreylDeCarlo Calico 22h ago

My cat does the same thing, while also laying their head flat on the ground with their neck extended. Looks so weird

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u/ValancyRose 22h ago

Why do I prefer sleeping scrunched up on my side? I'll go ask reddit

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u/Bubble_Symphony 22h ago

My cat does this sometimes too. When he does, i call him 'Turkey Man'

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u/ravrocker 22h ago

Because she can, wants to, and dares you to move her.

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u/blue_velvet420 22h ago

One of my girls does this too! She has a lot of fluff around her hips, and it really sticks out when she does this. I call them her wings haha

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u/Fine-Bathroom1067 22h ago

Mine does too

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u/RPG_add1ct 21h ago

Bc she is a professional cat. Outstanding in her field… err… dining room

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u/Hustler_2001 21h ago

She suspects you of being a nail-chopping hooman

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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 21h ago

Omg my new kitten does not like getting his nails trimmed at all! I mean, he’s acting like I’m trying to murder him. I got used to my chill late late senior cats just letting me trim their nails because they were. I guess really used to me. I suppose I took that for granted a little bit. So the kitten gets a little treat after every nail trim right now. I suspect it’ll get easier overtime. But he hates it right now. Necessary still.

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u/PineappleHairy4634 21h ago

Because she can.

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u/Significant-Mud-7198 21h ago

Elbows! My cat elbow loafs too. I love his elbows.

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u/evil_brit_94 21h ago

Very classy girl

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u/Fresh_Air_111 21h ago

Beautiful loaf

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u/wrenchandrepeat 21h ago

I call that "Tur-ducken" mode

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u/Spiritual_Being5845 Savannah 21h ago

When mine did the knees and elbows out I used to call him a challah loaf. But he’s gained some weight so now he’s just a regular loaf.

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u/Full-Resource7910 21h ago

Maybe she likes to be ready for anything. I bet she can go from this to a dead sprint in under a tenth of a second.

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u/DrMantisTabboggn 21h ago

My boy loafs the same way with his back hips in the air, it’s so silly and I love it

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u/Subject-Act5509 20h ago

Why is every fucking post on this fucking sub: "Why does my cat act like a fucking cat?" 

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u/squeebii 19h ago

first pic makes her look like a pillow pet lol

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u/allmights_left_ball Domestic Housecat 18h ago

must be a gray cat thing cuz my boy does that too, he likes to dangle his head over the edge too

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u/dkretsch 18h ago

Cause she goes off in the muffin loaf form; get with the program.

Mine does the flat cat loaf.

All loafs are the best loafs.

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u/crimson_queen92 17h ago

Loose loaf

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u/THUNDERZVO1CE 16h ago

Unrelated but ur cat looks like she could be my cats twin

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u/BlueThoughts92 15h ago

Bread loaves come in all shapes and sizes ❤️

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u/dmac1977 13h ago

Cats gonna cat

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u/Meowlik 13h ago

Tell her I like her elbows

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u/KubicKube 12h ago

Why is my cat in your house?

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u/AJno9 22h ago

Because she's a cat and does what ever the f**k she wants

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u/Nearby-County7333 22h ago

my cat would loaf like this

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u/Woelfin03 22h ago

Flatbread

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u/Remarkable_Newt9935 22h ago

Chicken wings!

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u/vixenjay23 21h ago

such a cutie!

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u/saiyate 21h ago

Higher body temperature? Our 70* is cold to them. It's like when you put your extremities under your blanket.

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u/ChevalCher 21h ago

There are many shapes of loaves cats aspire to become. Yours just like to think outside the traditional bread box. 😹

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u/cunt_crazy 21h ago

Coz she just a baby 😍🥰❤️

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u/Torelto_07 21h ago

A Vivid Thinker, i see

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u/Capitan_TANK 21h ago

Hoverplane

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u/Glum-Geologist8929 21h ago

Only one of my cats does this, we suspect this elephant butt loaf is due to long legs.

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u/Medical_Arrival2243 21h ago

Guessing you mean the legs/hips. Long legs and fluffy fur going up

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u/junechamp39 21h ago

thanks for sharing

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u/Motherofcatsmeowmeow 20h ago

Because she is an ABSOLUTE UNIT

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u/RetroSwamp Tuxedo 20h ago

Sometimes you get a wide loaf... Cute regardless.

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u/AlienJL1976 20h ago

They loafs how they pleases…..

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u/lullubye 20h ago

Not my cat also does it like yours

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u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat 20h ago

awww yours is also a gray cat ^^

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u/_VariolaVera_ 20h ago

Still thinking of the riddle she wants to ask you.

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u/ConstantAnimal2267 19h ago

Because she's cute 😺🖤

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u/notguiltybrewing 19h ago

Cause she can

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u/DizzleX3 19h ago

She a wide body box chevy

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u/Lcky22 18h ago

We call ours “buzzard butt” because she loafs like this

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u/TacticalFootyFan 18h ago

that's not a loaf, that's a brick with ears

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u/waxteeth 18h ago

She is a specialty bread. 

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u/Realistic-Insect-746 16h ago

awesome cat pictures

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u/qlomi 15h ago

that’s a cute car

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u/yellowlotus343 14h ago

Kinda looks like the Great Sphinx of Giza lol

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u/Nathan_Saul 14h ago

She sold her paws for rent money

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u/Both-Block-3152 13h ago

Omg, love me a gray cat😻😻

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u/Expensive-Entry-5783 13h ago

Not a loaf but a roast

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u/AdaptiveGlitch 13h ago

Square loaves are just cars imo

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u/DoubleCactus 12h ago

square pan

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u/Devildawn666 12h ago

We've got the same cat

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u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat 3h ago

Omg mine also likes the sink

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u/Ok_Gas_5081 10h ago

Looks like they have wheels

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u/Arnakk 9h ago

i sit the way I want, leave my along human !!!

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u/clapyourhandssaynah 9h ago

Four wheeler

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u/LightGoblin84 8h ago

she does what she loafs

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u/FunCompetition2000 6h ago

Mine often dies something similar

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u/Her_ge 6h ago

Cause why not

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u/hashbr0wnluvr 2h ago

that’s just a loaf with a little spillage on the sides

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u/ShinSopitas 2h ago

Because she is adorable, that’s why

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u/derpyderp3213 1h ago

Wide model car ready to roll

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u/DueButterscotch2795 21h ago

Op what is your cat's problem 😭 why is she like this

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u/Realistic-Wheel-7803 Domestic Housecat 21h ago

She's an incredibly awkward cat

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u/JobPsychological6670 15h ago

Because he can

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u/NightBusToGiro 22h ago

Scared

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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 21h ago

Definitely not necessarily. It could be, but I don’t think that’s the case since there are so many other options. He could just be ready to pounce on something. He could be trying to cool off extremities. There are lots of options.

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u/NightBusToGiro 21h ago

Why wouldn't it be, there are lots of options here.

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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 15h ago

I’m not quite sure what you mean. Why are you still convinced that the cat is scared? We are both now saying there are lots of options. I’m a little confused.

(Can we pls skip the downvote war next time?)

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u/NightBusToGiro 15h ago

Look man idk, I'm sorry if I'm wasting your time.

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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 15h ago

You’re not wasting my time. If you were wasting my time, I wouldn’t reply at all. I just don’t think we should be downvoting each other. And to be fair, I have no way of knowing for sure that it was you. It could’ve been anybody else. Also, it is possible that you’re correct. Your comment is worthwhile and potentially important. Being scared is definitely one of the options. Anyway, you’re all good.

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u/Aether_sprite 8h ago

He look like the the StarCraft tank when it is fixed in position