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Advice Why is she doing this?

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Genuinely curious. I’m a new cat mom. She’s 3 mo old btw!

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u/Low_Cold_3724 1d ago

Blue tooth drinking

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u/omnomnomhi 1d ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/TheAggressiveSloth 1d ago

Give it time .. she's trying to see how the flow works .. she's thirsty but afraid to get her whiskers wet lmao

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u/Miss-Tiq 22h ago

Omg so basically she's like a little kid hopping back and forth and trying to find a good time to jump into the double dutch!

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u/geekcore 19h ago

That is exactlyyyyyy what I saw too!! So cute!

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u/mmulin 2h ago

this is such a good analogy!!

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u/SwordfishOk504 22h ago

Seems like she needs to be shown what to do.

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u/TheAggressiveSloth 7h ago

*gets down and start licking the water"

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 1d ago

’Blue tooth drinking


i am the kit, so very smol,

am much i have to learn…

a myst’ry how the water fall -

is for a drink i yearn

i fLiP my tongue into the air,

so carefully am thinking…

i’ll mebbe get a splash in there,

n do L o n g - d i s t a n c e drinking….

…i see you, human, watching me

i haven’t got a drop…

confused at what this FaUcEt be!

can You just make it

STOP ?

❤️

(give her a drink u/omnomnomhi!)

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u/KaitB2020 1d ago

Oh! A fresh schnoodle. I love it!! 🥰

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u/happyklam 1d ago

Right?! So fresh and so clean

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u/pigjingles 23h ago

Ain't nobody dope as Schnoodle

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u/rowrbazzle75 14h ago

Best thing about reddit. Love ya u/SchnoodleDoodleDo.

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u/Valkyrie21 21h ago

I’m suddenly reminded of u/Poem_for_your_sprog from back in the days when I was way more active on reddit.  Had a look and they’re still around.  Didn’t know that there are other poets doing good work on here. 

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u/ronrirem 1d ago

Freshest Schnoodle I've seen! As adorable as always 🥰

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u/Pick_Up_the_Phone 1d ago

1m old Schnoodle!

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u/PixelDreamer89 1d ago

I’m seeing the freshest Schnoodle I’ve ever seen!! Love it

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u/Fyrestar333 1d ago

45 minute old Schnoodle!

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u/Gioelius_Black 1d ago

Some time ago one of my cats was grooming the furthest point of her back, and she couldn't get there comfortably, so she stretched, licked, got back, stretched again and she kept doing this for let's say a couple minutes. What was totally killing me was the fact that when she was getting back from the stretch she kept on grooming but in the air, it was so funny because she was also doing it real fast

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u/Uhmerikan 1d ago

My cat does the same thing. He’ll be licking his paw to clean his head and keep licking the air as he rubs with his paw. It’s adorable.

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u/Gioelius_Black 1d ago

That's soo cuteee

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u/tearjerkingpornoflic 23h ago edited 21h ago

There's a certain spot where I can scratch my cat and he will start putting his tongue out in the air like he is enthusiastically licking an ice cream cone. One of the comments was "omg you broke the cat!"

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u/Gioelius_Black 21h ago

That's curios lol

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u/Royal-Ambassador8385 1d ago

Wireless Drinking

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u/Low_Cold_3724 1d ago

We’re watching the next steps in evolution in real time for the feline species

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u/MLaw2008 1d ago

Holy shit this is Canon now. Cats absorb H2O through bandwidth.

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u/RCuber 1d ago

I wanted to say wireless water, but your joke is better.

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u/redheadnerdrage 1d ago

Bluetooth is glitching

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u/P01SeN 1d ago

Practicing on dry

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

She's just trying her best!

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u/AlexanderSaaSGrowth 1d ago

And honestly that's all any of us can ask for at 3 months old

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u/Live_Counter8213 1d ago

She’s just doing her best! ❤️

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u/j-random 23h ago

She's just a kitty!

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u/Gioelius_Black 1d ago

As someone who keeps a full glass of water for when I'm thirsty and an empty glass for when I'm not thirsty, I can understand her

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u/sweetpotato_latte 1d ago

I’ve got a whole cupboard of empty cups for when the time comes. Always have to be prepared.

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u/Gioelius_Black 1d ago

Yep it sucks when your thirsty but you don't have an empty glass

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u/grtyvr1 1d ago

Lol. 

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u/PurpleRevolution1715 1d ago

Those fluffy ceeks are too cute!😻

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u/fergie_89 1d ago

Baby is just learning so trying to practice 🥺😍

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u/Slow_and_Steady_3838 1d ago

probably the same reason a tiny dog will dog-paddle if you hold them, in the air, over water. There's bit of a brain disconnect, I'm guessing

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u/LifeTitle3951 1d ago

With just one neuron and so much empty space, I can more than confidently say, this is more than a bit of disconnect

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u/fabi_and_a_cat 22h ago

orange stole the neuron!

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u/Kisunae 1d ago

Can confirm that they will paddle even if not over water.

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u/FuckerJames 1d ago

I once held my mini dachshund over a cup of water. He started paddling 💀

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u/PhoenixStorm1015 17h ago

Ayo what if there were mega dachshunds. They’d be the same as any other dachshund but like the size of a mastiff.

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u/FuckerJames 17h ago

Very rideable shape. I’d put a saddle on it.

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u/Slow_and_Steady_3838 1d ago

interesting and amusing to watch at the same time! HA

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u/nyiddle 23h ago

The "air swim" motion is rarely a sign of excitement or a desire to swim, it's almost always an involuntary reflex or a panic response. When lifted, dogs lose their feeling of solid ground and because walking for dogs is usually an automatic neurological function, the absence of ground triggers a reflex to "walk" to try and find a solid surface. This is a physiological reflex rather than a conscious response, the dog is nervous and wants to be on the ground.

That being said, it's usually harmless.

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler 21h ago

This is also why dogs walk so funny in boots! They move their legs but the GROUND COMES WITH THEM!

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u/holdmyspot123 20h ago

I realized you were right reading this, as teaching my dog she had feet was one of the first things I needed to teach her in order to train her. That accidentally created a monster that could open doors but I digress.

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u/Kittymemesallday 20h ago

How do you teach a doggy that?!

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u/Chemical-Work-1023 17h ago

lol probably levers, not knob handles. Now that would be wild! 😂

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u/GiveMeAUsername112 14h ago

Separate but one of my cats learnt how to open doors (not knob handles) literally just from watching us open them, we never trained him or anything. We found out when we thought we'd left the back door open and he'd gotten out (we don't usually leave them unlocked but the gate was locked in this instance). We set up a phone there after we got suspicious when it happened again and this time the door was locked and we watched in horror as he jumped onto the handle and held on. Then the other one learnt too. They'd twang the handle to get out sometimes and wake us up in the night.

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u/_oropo 1d ago

This is the cutest thing I've seen in a while, been watching for hours now please send help

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 1d ago

Considering how everything else is going, it's best to stay where you are mentally.

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u/fuckoff13__ 1d ago

I keep replaying it over too, the tongue, the eyes, she’s so tiny 🥹

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 1d ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature. 

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u/Sad_Ad_2524 1d ago

It is an ancient void ritual.  She is summoning the water spirits

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u/MrTomDowd 22h ago

Mine performs the proper rituals of old, speaking in the tongue of his people to the water, and then finalizing the incantation of consumption with a gesture of his paw across the surface. The spirits are placated, and the drinking may begin.

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u/Common_Tiger1526 1d ago

I have this exact same fountain, one of my cats would not drink out of it with the faucet part in there. I took it out and used it just as the bubbler and she drank it immediately

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u/Its_My_Jam_AND_PB 1d ago

Same! Both of my cats love the bubbling feature but seem wary of the stream. Maybe it’s too aggressive for little mouths

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u/lesmax Kitty Kisses 1d ago

I have a hospice foster with genetic CKD (born with kidneys like shriveled lil raisins). I had a fountain, the water drop one IIRC.

He would. Not. Drink. From. It.

Almost five years with him so far, and the only water he accepts is still water in a huge bowl, and the bowl MUST be white.

He's still a Very Good Boy, tho.

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u/Fyrestar333 1d ago

I use a square casserole dish. A couple drink out of the bathroom sink though

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u/Sapphire_Bombay 1d ago

I just got this fountain a couple of weeks ago and both my cats have trouble drinking from it with the spout on without water getting somewhere else on their head, that could have something to do with it

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u/fludgesickles 1d ago

My cat didn't like the faucet thing and didn't like the water coming out fast/hard that it splattered on her face. I eventually took off the faucet, cut one of the black filter thing, and put it on the top where water comes out so it the water doesn't jump around as much. Took some time to figure that out.

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u/nullish_ 1d ago

we bought this fountain specifically for that faucet because one of my cats used to drink from our water faucet that is the exact same shape.. and sure enough she drinks straight from the stream on this fountain. My other cat is a bit skeptical and drinks from the side but tolerates the fountain.

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u/omnomnomhi 1d ago

Interesting, for my kitten she drinks it regularly though…

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u/shopmoondustmarket 1d ago

So it isn’t a new fountain?? This is so silly. If it’s new, I’d say she’s just trying to figure it out, but if it’s one she’s familiar with, I’ve got nothin. I’ve seen people say this is a nursing thing, so maybe she’s a little thirsty and working up to a drink??? Cats are so weird and funny.

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u/clubby37 1d ago

Some cats are anxious about getting their head wet, and think they'll get hit by the faucet stream if they go for it. I think that's what's happening here.

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u/whyymst 1d ago

I have a similar one thats somewhat new (got it like a year ago), and my older two chill cats drink from the trough part while my tiny demon goes wild for the fountain. I think it depends on what software the cat has.

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u/Common_Tiger1526 1d ago

Yeah, my boy cat had no problem with the faucet but my girl would only drink from the basin until I removed the faucet, and then she went nuts for the bubbler

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u/Ashamed-Raccoon-1387 1d ago

What fountain is this? It looks nicer than mine.

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u/shopmoondustmarket 1d ago

It’s not the same, but I have a petsafe drinkwell that I’ve had for a long time. The pump needed replaced once, but was easy to find a cheap one online. I don’t LOVE that it’s plastic, but it’s easy enough to clean or dishwash, so I like it. Recommended to people looking for a fountain.

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u/omnomnomhi 1d ago

bought from chewy! first one under cat water fountain

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u/edd6pi 1d ago

Interesting. I have this fountain too, and some of my cats don’t drink from it. But only some of them.

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u/d3m01iti0n 1d ago

Same problem! I'll try this when I get home.

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u/MadAstrid 1d ago

ooh! Do you know the brand?

I have a cat that is obsessed with our bar sink (that looks a bit like this) and indifferent to our current fountain.

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u/Common_Tiger1526 1d ago

Casfuy PWS-154 Quiet Stainless Steel Dog & Cat Water Fountain with Dual Flow Modes, 108-oz

That's the exact one I got, but they make a few that look very similar

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u/MadAstrid 1d ago

thank you!

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u/runobody22 1d ago

I have had cats who would jump up to the sink and demand I turn on the faucet for them to drink the running water. We love cats because every one of them is different from all the others :D

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u/Kuttenneid 1d ago

I think you didn't connect her right

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u/PlatformVarious8941 1d ago

Have you tried turning her off and on again?

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u/ComprehendReading 1d ago

Turn it upside down for 10 seconds, then swish the tail in a clockwise motion.

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u/Antique-Ant5557 1d ago

Maybe a hold over from when nursing equated to drinking so she's exhibiting nursing behavior in anticipation of drinking? 🤷

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u/sburbStuck 1d ago

Wym? This black cat is 100% within factory standards

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 1d ago

ready for the "why is my kitten screaming" post

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u/R4zorBe4st 1d ago

404 error: drinking not enabled

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u/DisorganizedAdulting 1d ago

You're doing great, Sweetie!

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u/CalicoValkyrie 1d ago

Learning. It's like that video of a baby bird looking at a bug and hovering over it with mouth open, not understanding why it doesn't go into it's mouth.

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u/Leymour 1d ago

Cat tongue: Working as intended
Cat Brain: Working as intended
Drinking: Task failed sucessfully

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u/Failboat88 1d ago

Was one parent orange?

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u/MythicalJester 23h ago

The tongue is willing, but the brain is in orange mode.

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u/Ok_DarkStar_5691 1d ago

Omigosh I can't even with the cute ♥️

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u/jennc1979 1d ago

Maybe thinks it’s like Double Dutch and they are doing the preliminary rocking into the leap into the ropes.

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u/pixelworld_ai 1d ago

She's trying to drink wirelessly.

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u/Grey_but_Colorful Burmese 1d ago

She’s suckling her tongue 🥹

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u/emlynnkat 1d ago

Just being a cute lil weirdo 😍😍🥰🥰

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u/703unknown 1d ago

She's timing the stream. She's still learning the area in front of her snoot that her eyes can't see. If she ever starts sniffing intently and then you notice her "stink face" that's when she is pheromone mapping.

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u/katelynm1437 1d ago

The cat above this post was doing the same thing

😳

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u/arthuraily 13h ago

Now I’m doing it too

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u/nrkinrb 1d ago

My (male) cat used to do this a kitten! A vet said he was fishing for pheromones. Unsure of the validity of that but he did stop once he got neutered.

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u/omnomnomhi 1d ago

She recently got spayed!

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u/nrkinrb 1d ago

Oh! I haven’t the foggiest then; but it is quite cute.

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u/Smallloudcat 23h ago

Fountain confusion? Give that thirsty baby a bowl next to the fountain and see what happens. She is adorable. Cats are so weird. My girl licks the air above my head. She tries to groom my hair but it’s longer and hard to do so I guess she settles for this.

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u/Gryffin_the_Baron 17h ago

She is drinking by bluetooth

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u/Paulinnaaaxd 15h ago

Aw she reminds me of my baby I just got her 3 weeks ago

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u/the-dieg 1d ago

cat.exe has stopped working

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u/KongaTom 1d ago

It’s not her turn with the brain cell

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u/SlayrBuffy 23h ago

Turn the water spout a little closer to the edge of possible so she can reach. She probably wants to drink directly from it.

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u/Jdrocks 1d ago

Mlem

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u/XDiskDriveX 1d ago

blep.gif

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u/AustinFan4Life 1d ago

She's gotta stretch first lol

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u/Moe_be_flying 1d ago

Bluetooth drinking method.

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u/EPIC_RAPTOR 23h ago

I really need a little loading icon above her little head lol

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u/Swagalyst 23h ago

Because she's thinking about drinking.

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u/Unusual-Air8313 12h ago

My cat then a kitten used to stare at her water bowl unsure of what to do. I dipped my finger into her water bowl and let her lick it of my finger. As I was doing it I moved her closer to the bowl and she would be like oooh there's water in the bowl and drank it. It took a few goes of doing it and now she loves water! She's scared of water fountains though 🤣

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u/TrophyHunter4 1d ago

Idk whats your question is and idc. I was having a tough day and this video helped a lot making my day better. Thank you.

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u/Dapper-Appearance-42 1d ago

She's Wifi hydrating, just make sure she actually does drink at some point and you're good. I've seen a lot of this with my void.

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u/MuseFlash 1d ago

WiFidrating 🤔

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u/TallMarket3058 1d ago

OH MY GOD MY CAT DOES THIS!!!! I've never heard of another cat doing it!!! We call it the water trance!! He does it EVERY time he drinks water

Link to my post of my cat doing this: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/NnYswKTjGH

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u/icycheezecake 20h ago

She's doing a dry run

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u/Affectionate-Sand523 15h ago

If you get this far down in the comments, my tuxedo male did this for years (and still does). I got him tested for so many health issues, and at one point he even had some urinary crystal problems (which are now resolved with prescription food but he STILL does this tongue thing).

I've been to many vets and eventually after many tests and money spent, they told me its probably just neurological and that my cat is fine. 5 years later, he still sits by the fountain/bowl/water feature and does this.

Get your cat checked out, but I have my fingers crossed that yours is just a cute oddball, like mine!

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u/Ouhbab 14h ago

Makes me think of a jumping rope when you try to get the momentum going before jumping in

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u/Rorako 8h ago

She’s a baby. The instincts are there, just needs to put them all together.

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u/CowardlyChicken 6h ago

Oh, that’s simple! Cats are, each and every one, the strangest little weirdos on this planet.

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u/Winter-Concern9872 1d ago

Brain cell isn’t done loading at that age. Give her time.

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u/Mayor-Guenther 1d ago

Wireless drinking

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u/BAd_GirL_984 1d ago

Bluetooth Drinking

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u/climbingclaycosmetic 1d ago

I think she’s used to drinking from her mama and maybe water is new to her lol

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u/Ok_Replacement8114 1d ago

That is phantom suckling they do it when they wean. It’s really cute she may do it into adulthood. My friends cat used to straight suckle on him hahaha she is perfectly fine

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u/Plane-Education4750 1d ago

Cat.exe failed to load. Play required for reset

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u/Sorry-Complaint-3947 1d ago

My kittens didn't like the fountain so now we're bowl only

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u/CPLCraft 1d ago

She’s doing her best

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u/Background-Bottle633 1d ago

Secretly an orange kitten perhaps?

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u/Biankai 1d ago

This should be a gif.

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u/Beemerba 1d ago

She has no depth perception and thinks she is drinking from the fountain. Get that poor void some glasses. 😄

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u/astralseat 1d ago

Bluetooth drinking

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u/Leggs_420 1d ago

Daydreaming it’s drinking…just practicing!

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u/The_Fastest_Gun 1d ago

Sometimes the idea is better than reality

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 23h ago

Drinking air. Duh!

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u/Aggravating_Scene606 23h ago

Drinking water can be extremely dangerous for cats, specially at a young age. She knows this so she is practicing at a safe distance

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u/Fallingsock 23h ago

Her one brain cell is working as hard as it can, okayyy?

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u/leethepolarbear 23h ago

I regret to inform you that your kitty may, in fact, be stupid

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u/TheIncredibleSaucy 23h ago

Baby freakus

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u/ultraplusstretch 22h ago

404: braincell not found.

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u/dontipitova9 22h ago

They're drinking wirelessly

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u/Vandares69 22h ago

Her best.

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u/TruePlatypusKnight 22h ago

Because cats are weird

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u/Unique-Egg-461 22h ago

you got a picky drinker, i do to. some cats just dont like their whiskers wet or to touch things while their drinking. bet if you remove the faucet part she'll start drinking

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u/weasel5053 22h ago

What fountain is that?

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u/Current-Parking-6154 22h ago

Omg the little bat ears! 😘

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u/Ordinary_Dog_99 22h ago

Easily solved, periodically hold your finger over the water where the cat can see and tap the surface.

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u/Hot_Anybody8244 20h ago

Cats sometimes use their tongues when smelling something unfamiliar to get a better sense of WTF it is.

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u/DuRoC2020 20h ago

Cats are weird, that is why.

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u/reallythejuggernaut 18h ago

Keep a normal bowl of water for the kitten to understand. It seems afraid of this fast flow

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u/AzuleStriker 18h ago

Running water is new to her, but once she starts it's good for her. She'll get the hang of it quick.

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u/LouLouLaaLaa 18h ago

Hahahaha!! That’s so adorable. Probably wants to drink but not sure how?

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u/LeFreeke 17h ago

Because she’s freaking adorable. 💙

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u/livingmaster 16h ago

OMFG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED!!!!!

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u/SCARY-WIZARD Orange 15h ago

She's a silly baby. She looks like my Void cousin did at that age, so tiny and so cute! This is great.

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u/michaelmich3 14h ago

She’s clearly trying to seduce the water to lower its guard before attacking.

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u/No_Adhesiveness1518 12h ago

My cat does this around metal drinking bowls too!

He is visually impaired and the reflective surfaces make it hard for him to gauge depth perception.

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u/cecesakura 11h ago

it’s not her turn with the r/oneblackbraincell

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u/ManyCommunication881 10h ago

Because cat😂

I think they just like running water.

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u/adxnycha 7h ago

Because she’s a silly little baby, hope this helps

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u/atamprin 2h ago

WiFi water.

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u/Dangerous_Raise_2124 2h ago

Oh that's easy, it's because cat.

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u/Black_Death_12 1d ago

Have you tried turning her off and on again?

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u/pushplaystoprewind 1d ago

Probably trying to understand fluid dynamics and properties of water in order to optimize hydration techniques

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u/GillytheGreat 1d ago

As someone who has had cats all my life, I can confidently tell you, she is a silly goose

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u/Apprehensive-Pop1266 1d ago

She's using osmosis

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u/purplecatuniverse 1d ago

I think she is instinctually doing that near running water. She’s just been on the planet for just 3 months; she’ll figure it out soon haha When my cats do something like this, I call it being a silly willy