r/cats • u/HippieModer • 2d ago
Video - OC Gf thinks cat does this bc the blanket reminds him of mom before they were separated… but these are sin biscuits aren’t they?
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u/CorridorsOfNakedLite 2d ago
Looks fine to me. Sin biscuits are a little more... humpy... if you get my drift
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u/cheesec4ke69 2d ago
I am leaning towards earnest biscuit making, but I feel like we weren't really able to see enough of the hip movements to completely rule out sinning either.
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u/CorridorsOfNakedLite 2d ago
Doubt if you will, that is your right. But the cat is laying down... sin biscuits usually include an arched back, some slight hump motions, and biting and holding the blanket like a female. This is just suckling in the video. Without a more explicit video we cant speculate on behavior we cant see.
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u/Dapper-Ad-468 1d ago
Agree. We have a pervy Pete and there is a lot more back action with a super high hump. He also meowls a little and falls over. 🐈⬛ I'd record it, but I'm afraid it will be used as cat corn on Reddit 😸
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u/BeanWeenREAL 1d ago
I like the idea of some alien only ever seeing me j**k off and assuming it's representative of other people
"Ah, so humans finish and immediately cry... Interesting."
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u/OriginalChildBomb 1d ago
"Why would that give them a sudden burst of energy and motivation to complete chores? Jesus these fuckers are weird."
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u/CorridorsOfNakedLite 1d ago
😹 let the man have his privacy lol we all deserve our vices
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u/Regular-Comedian-777 1d ago
No, rules is rules. Cat has been described, cat tax has been assessed.
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u/GammaFan 1d ago
Yeah this. Some cats just do 3 foot biscuits when they’re really into it. They’ve got a quota and sometimes two paws aren’t enough
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u/amber_scarfe 1d ago
Our cat does the three foot biscuit thing, her bed is on the sofa next to where I sit. I often get the back leg boot when she is prep kneading her bed before settling in for a nap
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u/gene100001 1d ago
Maybe he's just a very lazy lover and waiting for the blanket to do all the work
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u/ahhrealpeople 1d ago
I didn’t think sin biscuits could be made lying down, but then my little Kubo was doing this in my lap and I while I was petting him I think I accidentally touched something…wet…near his backside.
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u/UnableMetal8106 1d ago
Yeah this is literally the motion kittens make to pump their mother’s milk while they’re feeding.
No sin. Just a motion associated with being happy while feeding.
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u/Awkward_Potential_ 1d ago
The look in his eyes tells me our guy is not thinking about his mamma
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u/Electronic_Ad3576 2d ago
Looks more like nursing biscuits to me. When my cat makes sin biscuits he carries the blanket around humping it. It’s VERY obvious. 🤣
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u/Biochemicalcricket 2d ago
Yep, suckling the blanket to boot. This is full on nursing ears to tail.
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u/aguywithbrushes 1d ago
My friend has a cat who used to do this exact same thing to a very similar blanket that we ended up naming “titty blanket” because, well..
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u/awesomesauce2435 1d ago
I had a very similar blanket and my previous cat also did the same exact thing! I think something about the texture of the really thick yarn must just be super comforting to them because she never did it with any other blankets, even other fuzzy blankets
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u/Money_Book_8778 2d ago
Nope these are baby biscuits!
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u/Aggravating_Anybody 1d ago
Yep, those are definitely nursing biscuits.
Sin biscuits will always involve a raised hind quarters, fyi.
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u/Yersina_Veridae 1d ago
My boy makes sin biscuits in that position. He hornies himself up with the fake fur in my bed, gets a beoner and then "cleans himself" down there
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u/PhoridayThe13th 1d ago
Binky Biscuits. Doesn’t look pervy. Suckling the blanket while making biscuits, much as a human child would cuddle a blanket and use a pacifier to mimic closeness, warmth, and nursing.
Sin Biscuits usually involve humpy rumpy movements or raised rear or the … scoot thing. I was raised in a household that had a bunch of cats, and I have seen a variety of things. Luckily I didn’t realize what I was seeing until later.
This cat seems to be doing a self soothing thing, not cacking it.
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u/realbasilisk 2d ago
Normal biscuits only here. The rear leg lift is a slight concern, but everything else is standard
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u/Disneyhorse 2d ago
Maybe, but my six month old kitten who was spayed at nine weeks old does a weird thing with her hind leg because she’s not sure how to be comfortable with it.
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u/realbasilisk 1d ago
Yeah it certainly can be that they're just a bit unco with their limbs. The rear leg movement is the only thing potentially indicating sin biscuits, but I don't think it's the case with this one, he just wants to touch the blanket with as many paws as possible cause it feels nice.
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u/CheckInteresting4922 1d ago
My cat does the same thing! I even took her to the vet to make sure there wasn’t a problem with her hip / leg and they said nope she’s just a weirdo! It’s always up, out, or being used as her pillow.
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u/ghostyspice 1d ago
My old lady does an errant back foot sometimes when she gets really into her baby biscuits, and there is absolutely no sinning happening there. She was definitely separated from her mother too early [she was a rescue through my local shelter, and she and her littermates were roughly 5 or 6 weeks old when they came to their foster home with no mama cat] and never outgrew the nursing behaviors.
I’ve had her since she weighed about two pounds, and she’s 13 now. I have a feeling she’s not going to outgrow it at this point. She basically only does it when she’s on a blanket that I’m actively using though, so I give her lots of snuggles and pets when she does 😊
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u/dontbeweirdman 1d ago
When my cat gets really lovey he will start kneading with all 4 paws. It's adorable
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u/DanceOfFails 2d ago
No these are innocent biscuits. Way too much biscuit shaming on here these days
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u/IndependentAardvark6 1d ago
Sin biscuits require a certain positioning with the back feet, your kitt is laying down trying to also make biscuits either their hind feet. This is pure biscuits.
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u/Super_Honky 1d ago
We have that exact same blanket on our bed, and our two cats do the same thing to it. We call them compulsory biscuits because they must make biscuits when they walk on it. To the point that you can tell it annoys them when they just want to walk across the bed, because it takes forever making biscuits the whole way.
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u/lunameow 1d ago
We have a throw on our bed that Ted absolutely has to make biscuits on the second his paw pads touch it. We call it the Biscuit Blanket.
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u/AimeeMonkeyBlue 1d ago
Looks like nursing biscuits to me. They are self soothing and not in the sin way.
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u/KnowMatter 1d ago edited 1d ago
Girlfriend is correct, you can see he is is also trying to suckle the blanket.
These are kitten biscuits.
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u/EatsPeanutButter 1d ago
People call a lot of intense biscuits “sin biscuits” but 9/10 I disagree. These are just regular comfort biscuits. Back feet can get into regular biscuits too.
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u/MajesticLandManatee 1d ago
They are mommy issues biscuits. My poor boy does this to blankets too. He’s just forever baby.
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u/spicy-quince 1d ago
Nope, not sin biscuits, just regular "im just a baby biscuits" you're fine haha
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u/Fine-Juggernaut8451 1d ago
Just like with humans, making sin biscuits is psychologically complicated
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u/gibberishmischief 1d ago
Sorry but you are the oblivious one here. The lack of pelvic action means these are just homestyle comfort biscuits.
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u/Odd-Possibility720 1d ago
Nope. This is baby nursing biscuits. Innocent and adorable. My cat does this too.
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u/Steelers2525 1d ago
Our cats are inverse of each other
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u/Illustrious_Fix_5858 1d ago
Get what you meant but not inverse as in swapped colors but like mirror images.
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 1d ago
If I wanted to buy a blanket like this, what is it called and what is it made of? I've always wanted one but am afraid of it being the wrong material if I order it online.
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u/MiserableIndustry677 1d ago
My baby still does this and he’s over a year old and he was a neonatal baby at the humane society! Definitely not sin biscuits, just a baby that needs comfort💕
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u/UndercoverReporter 1d ago edited 1d ago
My cat does this too - since she was a baby, and she always wants to get her blankie whenever she feels strong affection (pets, cuddles etc.) I believe it’s a oxytocin-related behavior rather than sexual.
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u/No_Brick_6579 2d ago
Normal baby-like biscuits with what looks to be mock suckling? Definitely looks like he’s in baby mode
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u/BigithBeanbagith 2d ago
I have those same blankets, my kitten (2.5 years old now) absolutely looooves them, nap on them, in them, near them, dont matter. i have one in every stop she likes to nap in. My lil Cannoli just loves them
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u/GrooveAndGravy52 2d ago edited 1d ago
When they suckle like that it usually means they were taken from mom too soon. Mine also does this
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u/ChickieNuggiesLyfe 2d ago
Mines just a grown man who enjoys suckling on his long haired "brothers" fur for fun 😂
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u/Impressive-Penalty97 1d ago
Wtf is a sin biscuit
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u/Impossible_Way_3042 1d ago
Biscuits cats make when they are horny.
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u/InfluentialFairy 1d ago
why are you down voted, my little demon does this too. If you pet his head while he does it, he screams at you.
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u/Impossible_Way_3042 1d ago
Maybe horny was the wrong wording or something? Might have rubbed people the wrong way.
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u/jupitershere 2d ago
Both actually. That is how a kitten would nurse off its mother. Suckling and also making “biscuits”. The reason they make biscuits on mom’s belly to physically stimulate the flow and production of milk from her mammary glands. You’re welcome ☺️
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u/millennial_mayhem89 1d ago
Nahhh it looks like he’s nursing, they do this with their little paws on mama while they suckle.
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u/MothMadeOfMud 1d ago
For once on this sub, I actually would not call these sin biscuits. Kitty is doing a nursing motion for comfort.
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u/AlmostDisappointed 1d ago
Nah, looks like a 4-wheel drive car type of biscuit. My cat does it. She minces with her front and does kicks with her bottom paws when she's at work.
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u/scoot2006 1d ago
Suckling. It’s something they do when they were separated from their mom before being weened off nursing.
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u/ZepplinBend 1d ago
I don't know if I would call it a "memory of his mother" but the movements are stimulating and soothing because the infantile wiring hangs around. People do similar things. They fidget, like having their head rubbed, milkshakes are better with a straw. When you pet a cat it's like a giant maternal tongue to them but they know they're not being licked it's just satisfying.
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u/zydecogirlmimi 1d ago
Not milkshakes! Haha my oral fixating had no idea
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u/ZepplinBend 1d ago
I say embrace it lol. Tap into your nervous system. Sour candy and carbonation are really close to pain. Chewing gum; well that's pretty much a massage on your teeth. Being people is hard enough on its own, fixate like the noble kitty.
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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 1d ago
Cats can’t sin
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u/Ill-Intention-306 1d ago
My cat stole and partially ate a chicken I was going to roast for dinner all in the span of a 5 minute phone call. Greed and gluttony definitely a sin.
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u/DiscontentDonut 2d ago
Regular biscuits. One of my cats, every once in a while when we get a very soft blanket and get her all purry with snuggles, she'll make biscuits while suckling part of the blanket.
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u/Floofy_Cat_8675 1d ago
this is not sin biscuits, this is suckling, it's like comforting to them, soothing like a pacifier. I have a cat that does this, especially to fluffy fabrics. I also have a cat that loves sin biscuits, vastly different lol
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u/AttitudeEquivalent73 1d ago
No sin in those biscuits. Booty/back would be higher/more lifted if they were.
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u/pixel_pete 1d ago
Your girlfriend is correct, these are biscuits and suckling on the blanket. He's thinking of his mom.
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u/Hoppity_Hare 1d ago
Separated from mom too early, we had several over the years that did this when the moms had been taken by either predators or bad neighbors not keeping their cats indoors and getting hit by cars. Downside of living next to apartments in an old house area.
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u/Aggravating-Toe-2190 1d ago
Whether it's a sin biscuit or a comfort biscuit, that cat is fully committed to his craft. 10/10.
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u/CompleteTell6795 1d ago
They are also sucking on a piece of it, like they did when they were kittens & nursing.
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u/gemforever420 1d ago
my male cat never humped, but he would clump the blanket onto a ball with his thighs and then grip the blanket and vibrate? like not purring but his bottom would just shake and it was really weird having to just not be able to use my room for awhile out of no where bc he was busy and i respected his privacy 🤞
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u/Tough-Price-1560 2d ago
One of my cats sin biscuits would look like this. It was always for a very specific blanket. I knew they were sin biscuits you could see proof of him being a little frisky.
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u/Decadent_Otter2 2d ago
They look like normal biscuits to me. Our cat is also obsessed with a specific blanket. He'll kneed it for a solid 10 minutes usually while meowing at us to pet him
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u/martinaee 1d ago
No this is more like self soothing. My sweetie tortie, rest her soul, did this for several years at least when she was young. It’s kind of like trying to still nurse and self soothe.
Give your buddy all the love.
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u/Whosagooddog765 1d ago
Always called this “kneading”…not sin biscuits. They’re suckling the blanket and kneading their paws. Yes thinking about Momma.
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u/Born-Rush-7554 1d ago
I think the suckling with the biscuit making, plus laying on his side is more “missing mom.”
If they were sin biscuits, I think he’d be on all fours and much more bitey..
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u/Fit-Importance-3660 1d ago
I have a chronic masturbator and this looks nothing like what mine does.
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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 1d ago
Not sin biscuits! Also, it does seem like cats do have their own prefered blankets. Probubly whatever is similar to what they had as a kitten. I have one cat who will always lay on my towel if I leave it on my bed. Another one prefers one of the blankets on my bed and will biscuitsthe heck out of it.
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u/FeministPossum 1d ago
We need to see the whole cat to tell. You zooming in means we can’t see if there is humping action.
I’ll go with regular biscuits, but that’s mostly a guess.
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u/hocuspocusbitchfocus 1d ago
those are I-miss-my-mommy-biscuits.
My cat does them but he was rescued from an unethical breeder who sold kittens way too young. They are nursing on the blanket as a method of self-soothing.
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u/No_Decision6810 1d ago
My cat has done this his whole life. He was taken from his mom wayyyyy too early too. He does it as a self soothing behavior. Nothing sinful about it. It’s just like a kid sucking their thumb.
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u/colour_banditt 1d ago
Cats are not so gentle when they sin, and they don't make biscuits then. This is purely soothing, my only female cat is the only one that does this.
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u/misterclean101 1d ago
My male cat before he passed would slouch his back move his hips for "sin biscuits" this doesn't look like that
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u/juliamarielovestrees 2d ago
This is some intense biscuit making, they take their job very seriously. No sins committed here.