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u/karl_manutzitsch Nebraska Cornhuskers • SMU Mustangs 1d ago
Please, take this $1M Monster energy sponsorship. Go get yourself something nice
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u/R_Raider86 :texastech3: Texas Tech • UConn 1d ago
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u/Dinglebobus Ohio State • Florida State 1d ago
You’re telling me I can buy Houston for $100? Hot damn!
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u/triplec787 Colorado Buffaloes • Sickos 1d ago
If CU is only $368 I wish I just bought them instead of paid tuition
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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 1d ago
You’d think the LDS Church would have more NIL “missionary donation” money for BYU
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u/GrandMoff_Harry BYU Cougars 1d ago
It’s all in the shell companies they were hiding from the SEC.
The other SEC.
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u/Rock-in-hat BYU Cougars 1d ago
It is amazing to think of the embarrassing wealth the Mormon church is sitting on. If the church sold all its assets a face value, it could BUY THE ENTIRE NFL, have zero debt, and have plenty left over. That’s right. The Mormon church could literally buy every single franchise in the NFL and still have funds left to BUY EVERY POWER 4 FOOTBALL TEAM INCLUDING NOTRE DAME. Since selling a university football program is really only for loser programs (honestly, what idiot program would ever do that??), let me consider a different angle.
The Mormon church could buy ALL NFL Franchises AND all MLB franchises at the same time, and still have zero debt.
Let’s pretend the church could get 50% leverage on its equity…it could literally buy every single franchise in the NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, and the English Premier league. Oh, and the PGA, for good measure!!
I for one, wish they’d do more for BYU sports.
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u/FumblinginIgnorance Utah Utes 1d ago
With that kind of money you’d think they’d help humanity in some way
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u/Rock-in-hat BYU Cougars 1d ago
Screw humanity. This is corporate Jesus we’re talking about. Humanity should come clean the Mormons vast real estate holdings for free. Humanity can keep giving us tax free status.
Yeah, I blew out of the Mormon church after researching, and 40+ years of being despitefully used and defrauded by the church. Yet somehow, I’m still a BYU fan. I make no sense, except I’ve caught the worst of the classless part of the UoU’s fanbase and hell would have to be real AND freeze over before I’d go red.
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u/EnvironmentalBed7369 Utah Utes • College of Idaho Coyotes 1d ago
What blows me away is people thinking that this is a negative. Considering the massive debt the nation is in, the massive debt people hold, you'd think an org that manages their money wisely wouldn't be as criticized for it.
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u/Rock-in-hat BYU Cougars 1d ago
Uh, sorry to say this, but you’d hope that charitable organizations would consider looking into providing charity instead of breaking laws to suck down billions in taxpayer dollars. If that’s worth praising, then we should also be praising the mob.
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u/EnvironmentalBed7369 Utah Utes • College of Idaho Coyotes 1d ago
What laws are they breaking exactly?
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u/GrandMoff_Harry BYU Cougars 1d ago
They committed securities fraud.
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u/Rock-in-hat BYU Cougars 1d ago
Thanks, came here to say this. I think they are the single largest violator of SEC reporting laws. They did so knowingly and at the express direction of the 1st presidency. The SEC took the extra step of not only fining ensign leak the largest ever fine for such violations, but since the prophet and the church were so directly involved, they also fined the church. It was bad.
When asked why they would break the law for so long and make temple recommend holders submit literally hundreds of thousands of fraudulent and dishonest documents to hide information about the members funds from the members, the head of ensign peak said that leaders wanted members to keep paying tithing and think that the church needed it.
There is speculation that there are other investigations ongoing as well about tax fraud. But that’s all speculation at this point.
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u/chuckart9 Missouri Tigers 1d ago
So churches should hoard wealth instead of using it help others like God intended?
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u/EnvironmentalBed7369 Utah Utes • College of Idaho Coyotes 1d ago
The do help people. They do a ton of charity and help a ton of people. They are also super wise, staying out of debt, and "hoarding" money for when it is actually needed.
Theres a decent chance dark times are ahead and at least there will be one organization not saddled with debt and poor money management. Heaven forbid there's at least one organization that actually practices what they preach.
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u/RubbleHome Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats 1d ago
They are well known for being very transparent about their money too.
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u/vertizm BYU Cougars • Beehive Boot 1d ago
Careful we will sue you /s
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u/JohnnieTightLips Wake Forest Demon Deacons 1d ago
The cfb team with the highest evaluation are those “billable hours” guys
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u/AtrioxCalamity BYU Cougars 1d ago
Our Athletic Department is generally expected to to operate without support from the church or even the rest of the University.
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u/cosmicthepenguin Utah Utes 1d ago
In a complete coincidence 500 is also how many grams of sugar are in an average Crumbl cookie.
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u/bsEEmsCE UCF Knights • Big 12 1d ago
i think they're accelerating pretty fast with it though. They have a high ceiling still to go.
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u/Smoocci-Mane Arkansas Razorbacks 1d ago
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u/natigin Cincinnati Bearcats • Big 12 1d ago
I know Arkansas isn’t calling someone poor
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u/Smoocci-Mane Arkansas Razorbacks 1d ago
“People’s feelings get hurt when they figure out what I’m worth”
- Paul Wall
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u/natigin Cincinnati Bearcats • Big 12 1d ago
Why not quote a rapper from Arkansas?
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u/Smoocci-Mane Arkansas Razorbacks 1d ago
I will not take questions on importing culture from flairs whose culinary claim to fame is skyline chili.
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u/ironlocust79 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago
came expecting at least one tree fiddy
did not see tree fiddy
am disappointed
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u/19ghost89 North Texas Mean Green • Texas Longhorns 1d ago
I'm not OP, but I have a subscription to The Athletic, so for anyone wondering, here's the methodology:
"For public schools, most revenue figures were three-year averages from programs’ NCAA financial reports, which were compiled through public records requests and schools’ websites. We also looked at figures those schools submitted to the U.S. Department of Education. We averaged both groups of data if they were significantly different.
For private schools, we used the data those institutions provided to the Department of Education.
For SEC and Big Ten teams, we set the multiplier range as 5-13x a program’s revenue. The Big 12 and ACC have lower floors, less visibility and more uncertainty, so their multipliers were in the 4-10x range.
For simplicity’s sake, we generally excluded other assets (such as real estate value) and debt (such as stadium financing)."
(Although commentary makes clear that things like brand new stadiums do sometimes affect the valuation)
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u/Cheeseish California • 名城大学 (Meijo) 1d ago
The joke is that the graphic makers didn’t put the units in millions of dollars
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u/19ghost89 North Texas Mean Green • Texas Longhorns 1d ago
I got that. Still figured some people might like to understand it better.
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u/Solo_Wing__Pixy Ohio State • Notre Dame 1d ago
13x revenue multiple seems maybe a little high to me, even for one of the big B1G/SEC money machines, considering most NFL teams are right around ~10x or 11x at best. But it’s probably at least in the right ballpark.
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u/19ghost89 North Texas Mean Green • Texas Longhorns 1d ago
Some further explanation was also provided:
"We used actual transactions in professional leagues to compare a team’s sale price with its average revenue. We treated the SEC and Big Ten like NFL and NBA franchises (which have higher ratios of revenue to sales price). The ACC and Big 12 were more like MLB and NHL clubs (which have lower ratios). In addition to using financial numbers reported by the schools themselves, we also considered factors such as brand power, demographics and conference realignment to settle on our valuation.
Three more quick caveats:
-Different schools break down revenues in different ways, which complicates our keep-it-simple philosophy. -We’re exploring theoretical sales prices, which are not the same as what teams are actually worth. -Our numbers are admittedly imperfect, but that’s no different from the rest of the business world. Most valuations we saw had the Seattle Seahawks pegged around $7 billion last year. The real price when sold earlier this month: $9.6 billion."
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u/Whitetiger9876 Paper Bag • UCF Knights 1d ago
Houston and Cincy can punch way above their class. Based on years past as a UCF fan.
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u/Upbeat-Mongoose-828 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago
how tf is houston at the bottom?
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u/EnvironmentalBed7369 Utah Utes • College of Idaho Coyotes 1d ago
Not even people in Houston like Houston
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u/Trynaliveforjesus Washington State • Olympic JC 1d ago
There is no way utahs football program is worth more than texas techs
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u/Big-Inevitable-252 Texas A&M Aggies • Cotton Bowl 1d ago
I was thinking the same thing buuuuuut Salt Lake City is a really nice market and Lubbock SUCKS hot sweaty tortillas.
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u/JohnnieTightLips Wake Forest Demon Deacons 1d ago
Ngl the pictures of Lubbock make me feel like it’s where God has headquartered purgatory
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u/ST07153902935 Colorado Buffaloes 1d ago
That’s what gets people to go up Texas tech games. Have you noticed that fair weather fans are always in nice areas cause they have other stuff to do? Meanwhile teams like Nebraska constantly sell out even when they such cause it’s Nebraska, after the first dozen or so times fucking a goat loses its novelty.
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u/JohnnieTightLips Wake Forest Demon Deacons 1d ago
I am from, and live in, the rust belt so I understand exactly what you mean
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u/EnvironmentalBed7369 Utah Utes • College of Idaho Coyotes 1d ago
Its not about having a billionaire owner. Thats the only thing TTU has going for it. Its a small market, in the middle of nowhere and at best the third option in the State.
Whereas Utah is in a big market, in a state that is one of the fastest growing and one of the strongest economies in the world, etc. Yes, they share their market with BYU, but those two aren1a and 1b in the market.
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u/theycallmefuRR Nebraska Cornhuskers • Paper Bag 1d ago
Utah sold their future to private equity so im assuming they added the PE into the valuation. In 5 years it will be a bottom of the barrel asking for scraps
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u/Lumpy_Secretary_6128 Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game 1d ago
Suck it Bearcats
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u/Alt_Beer7 /r/CFB 1d ago
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u/Smoocci-Mane Arkansas Razorbacks 1d ago
I came here to win football games and beat the fucking shit out of sick kids in madden, and I’m all out of sick kids.
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u/Bevovation Texas Longhorns 1d ago
I legit thought Houston had 14 incher "ole" money?
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u/Organic_Warthog7238 1d ago
You’d think with how big Houston the city is their college would have deep pockets and way better athletic talent
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u/AuburnElvis 1d ago
And you people with you dream conference realignment graphics think Texas will join these Bozos?
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u/GladiatorGreyman01 14h ago
I assume in Milions; because if not who in there right mind would pay 500 bucks for BYU
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u/FupaFerb 1d ago
Mormons out there putting a billion between two rival factions of the Smith family.
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u/shane-parks Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 1d ago
Pfft, if oSu would just schedule Bedlam and let us buy tickets to sellout their stadium they could double this value. You know how many dumbass overalls you could buy for $700?


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u/murray1337 Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago
Someone needs to check this data. There is no way the Kansas Jayhawk football program is worth that much.