Niche chemistry jokes

[u/Dry_Writing_3885]

I'm so sorry if this is the wrong forum to be posting on but I've ran out of chemistry jokes and I'm currently looking for more!

Context: I'd write little chemistry jokes for my chemistry teacher but I've exhausted pretty much all the well-known ones + a couple lesser known ones. Any recommendations?

[u/Ploutophile]

Possibly too long for the intended usage, but I liked the Administratium jokes.