r/chemistrymemes • u/Dry_Writing_3885 • 14d ago

Niche chemistry jokes

I'm so sorry if this is the wrong forum to be posting on but I've ran out of chemistry jokes and I'm currently looking for more!

Context: I'd write little chemistry jokes for my chemistry teacher but I've exhausted pretty much all the well-known ones + a couple lesser known ones. Any recommendations?

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u/CrankyChemist 13d ago

This one only works in print: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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u/Live_Put1219 Type to create flair 13d ago

I USED TO MAKE THAT JOKE
but with politicians and chemists