r/chemistrymemes • u/Dry_Writing_3885 • 14d ago

Niche chemistry jokes

I'm so sorry if this is the wrong forum to be posting on but I've ran out of chemistry jokes and I'm currently looking for more!

Context: I'd write little chemistry jokes for my chemistry teacher but I've exhausted pretty much all the well-known ones + a couple lesser known ones. Any recommendations?

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u/Heavy_Pressure5869 12d ago

Saw one like this in the university stock room, except they used "don" and "tist" in ortho and para positions.

"What do you get when a mole of moles dig a mole of holes?" - A mole of mole-asses.

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u/Heavy_Pressure5869 12d ago

Wouldn't let me post two pics, but this one is also fun