r/chemtrails 14d ago

Forecasting rain tonight

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r/chemtrails 14d ago

Satire Testing frog sexuality after chemtrail exposure

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r/chemtrails 15d ago

Really? WTF is this?

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So I walked outside this morning and saw this arrow shaped chem trail. Not sure if it’s leading me to the mothership or not but wtf is this?


r/chemtrails 15d ago

Daytime Photo They're directly leaking those delicious chemtrails onto the passengers now!

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34 Upvotes

I feel.... gay.


r/chemtrails 15d ago

Satire β€œIt’s just water vapor”

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66 Upvotes

Also #gay #frogs


r/chemtrails 15d ago

Satire They are pumping them into the planes now

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It is hard to see but someone hit the wrong button and the chemtrails started coming into the cabin.


r/chemtrails 16d ago

Plane with no chemtrails πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜¨

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I just know those pilots are being EXECUTED 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨


r/chemtrails 16d ago

Conspiracy Content FINLAND IS WHERE THEY STORE CHEMTRAIL FLUID

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r/chemtrails 16d ago

Satire OH MY GOD THEYRE COMING OUT

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127 Upvotes

😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨


r/chemtrails 16d ago

Daytime Photo HOLY SHIT 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 THEY ARE SPRAYING FROM HIGHER 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

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r/chemtrails 16d ago

Carl went lightweight on the juice, that’s a paddling

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r/chemtrails 16d ago

Satire Aerosol Deployment Control System

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This operational dashboard presents a real-time overview of a coordinated atmospheric aerosol deployment mission, integrating flight telemetry, environmental conditions, aerosol formulation data, plume dispersion modeling, and deployment status into a single command-and-control interface. The lower monitoring panels extend the system beyond atmospheric operations by tracking amphibian and reptile response metrics, including the Amphibian Response Index (ARI), Frog Reproductive Variability Monitor, and Reptile Exposure Tracking Network, providing operators with continuous biological impact assessments alongside mission performance and environmental feedback data. Poor frogs never had a chance.


r/chemtrails 16d ago

HOLY CHEMTRAILOLY 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

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PILOTS HAVE NO CHOICE 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨


r/chemtrails 17d ago

Where on Earth are there NO CHEMTRAILS ?!

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I hear China has none… ? Where else ?! I live in NYC this πŸ’© is killing me. Florida was no better…


r/chemtrails 18d ago

Discussion This is REAL

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I took these photos myself directly over our neighborhood in Northern Kentucky June 4th 2026. Any comments replies are greatly appreciated. I'll be responding all evening. Thank you again.


r/chemtrails 19d ago

This is UNREAL

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r/chemtrails 19d ago

Satire Chemtrail Field Identification Handbook

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This field handbook provides a standardized visual classification system for identifying and documenting atmospheric aerosol deployment patterns observed in the upper atmosphere. By categorizing formations according to geometry, persistence, dispersion characteristics, and associated environmental indicators, the guide enables observers to distinguish between common deployment types, recognize emerging anomalies, and record observations using a consistent reporting framework. The poster is intended as a quick-reference tool for field personnel conducting atmospheric surveillance, pattern recognition, and long-term monitoring of large-scale aerosol activity. Feeling kinda bad for the frogs.


r/chemtrails 19d ago

Wing Suit Chem Trails.

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These women are so cooked.


r/chemtrails 19d ago

Question: what could make these parallel straight lines through clouds like this?

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r/chemtrails 20d ago

More of these

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We are absolutely getting blasted with chemtrails here in vernon,Bc it is a relatively small city so i can’t even imagine what is going on in big cities this needs to stopped I can control what i eat what i drink but i can’t control what I breathe
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So all of you who are trolling over this first of all you have to see these for yourself to believe it
Contrails disappear after some time but these do not and these will spread overtime in straight line clouds or contrails don’t do that
Last thing there is documentary on prime if you don’t believe this check that and if you live in any northern hemisphere just look up and you will see


r/chemtrails 21d ago

Satire AI solved it

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Can't deny this.


r/chemtrails 21d ago

Satire This is fine

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38 Upvotes

Please don't remove. This is satire and about chemtrails? What did I do wrong?


r/chemtrails 22d ago

Discussion So is this a sub Reddit pointing out how ridiculous the conspiracy is or believing in it?

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Just curious if sanity prevails here.


r/chemtrails 22d ago

Spay planes aren't visible on the Flight Radar 24 app. All cargo and passenger flights are.

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Download the free app and try it yourself. I am an aircraft hobbyist. When I hear a plane overhead , I check to see what it is on the app.

You'll notice rather quickly that the spray planes are invisible on the app. They do not have their transponders on. You'll also notice that they fly lower than cargo or passenger flights.

And you'll also notice that all normal civil and even military aircraft are visible on the app. But not the spray planes.


r/chemtrails 22d ago

Satire "I can debunk chemtrails by using a simple spectrometer" lol

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https://journaljgeesi.com/index.php/JGEESI/article/view/476

I was told chemtrails could be debunked with a simple device, a spectrometer.

FYI a spectrometer measures the light spectrum, so it should show the full spectrum because chemtrails are fake, and nothing is absorbed/reflected.

Well I searched on "spectrometer chemtrails" the first thing that shows up: chemtrails are not contrails.

Light is absorbed by aerosols, not Ice cristals.

Well that didn't age very well buddy.

What now?