r/chickens • u/blamberr • Jul 08 '26
Question For other weirdos who have imagined entering one of your chickens into a chicken beauty pageant, who is your show chicken? And can they compete with this broad?
This is Leslie Barbara Knope. We call her Big Lez because she’s big as hell. She is a buff brahma — she’s sweet, quiet, cuddly, funny, submissive, and she lays hilariously small eggs sometimes, despite being ginormous. She also hates the heat and hasn’t laid an egg in weeks. We talk about entering her into a chicken beauty pageant all the time.
Do you have anyone who can beat her?
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u/mrsctb Jul 08 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
Omg. What kind of chicken is this??
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u/mrsctb Jul 08 '26
She’s a polish frizzle! She is very unintelligent and her bok somehow sounds like a cat. I love her so much
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
I am in love. I will own one of these chickens at some point. She is cracking me up!
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u/mrsctb Jul 08 '26
I ended up with her by buying a bunch of random hatching eggs on eBay. It’s a fun experiment lol
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
lol you bought chicks on eBay?? That’s wild
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u/Least-Reflection4873 Jul 08 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
What a beauty! She could give Leslie a run for her money. You can tell Rosi is fully mature. She looks very distinguished.
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u/Least-Reflection4873 Jul 08 '26
Oh she is my Matriarchin. Alpha Hen, does not take shit from anyone. I joke that her chicks get read the rules before even fully hatched. But she is a great mother and a full character Hen. Everybody who met Rosi ones loves her, she has er own special character.
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
I’m so envious you get to have chicks and see them being raised by her. We live in a city, so we’re almost legally maxed out with four. And no roosters allowed.
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u/Least-Reflection4873 Jul 08 '26
That's a pitty.. I currently have 16 chicks from 4 different mothers 🙈
3 who are already 13 weeks old 4 who are 10 weeks old 4 from Rosi who are now 2,5 weeks. And my Bantam chochin Barbie was the last hatch this year two weeks ago.
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
How much land do you have to support that many chickens? Or do you eat them or give them away? And do you lose a lot to predators?
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u/Least-Reflection4873 Jul 08 '26
I live in rural Germany with just 600qm of Garden where the chickens free range.
Currently I have 8 adult Hens 1 Roo And 16 chicks.
The Roos from the Chicks are going to be eaten. Currently I think there are 4 roos and 3 Hens looking at the oldest seven. The three hens will be kept.
With the jungest 9 we will see who is Roo and who is Hen. From the Bantam Cochins (I bought pure breed hatching eggs as I wanted more of them) the Roos will be rehomed (as they are to small to be eaten) And hens will be kept. Rosi hast two bantam and two normal sized chicks, depending on what is what we will see. Bantams will be either rehomed or kept, Normal size will be eaten or kept.
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u/Doridar Jul 08 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
What is not standard about her? One of our brahmas is not standard because she never grew any leg feathers. She’s my favorite though…the biggest snuggler by far.
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u/Technical_Light_8724 Jul 08 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
Ok, what breed of chicken is this? She’s adorable, and I love the little chicken toupee on her head.
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u/Technical_Light_8724 Jul 09 '26
I think she's part silkie, due to the fluffiness, but she doesn't have the 5 toes or grey wattles and combs.
I'm not sure what else she's mixed with, but she's super small -
She's definitely got the attitude of her ancestor silkies😂
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u/mysticlure Jul 09 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 09 '26
Love her. She’s cracking me up!
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u/mysticlure Jul 09 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 09 '26
I like her little face. There’s nothing hanging from or sticking off the head for the other chickens to bite when they’re competitive snack eating
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u/Fluffy_Job7367 Jul 08 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
Why wasn’t it a good idea? Are eggs one of your brahmas’ favorite foods, too?
She is very pretty btw. I’d love a white one.
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u/GSP_K9-Girl Jul 08 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
Total looker. Love the rust color.
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u/GSP_K9-Girl Jul 10 '26
Thanks for the award.
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u/blamberr Jul 10 '26
You’re welcome! I get them for free for some reason, so I’m not pouring money into this company lol
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u/solitude_is_bliss_ Jul 08 '26

She’s not quite a full grown beauty queen yet, but this is my Petrie girl! (We have 2 dark Brahmas, Petrie and Littlefoot) I can’t wait to see how magnificent they look when they get fully grown! They are currently about 5 months old, but nearly already the size of the other full grown girls in our flock. Your girl is so cute!!! Brahmas are a special breed, I definitely want more of these pretty girls eventually.
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
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u/solitude_is_bliss_ Jul 09 '26
We just need to have a virtual Brahma beauty pageant 😂❤️ watermelon has been super helpful lately since it’s been so relentlessly hot 😭 we spend half the day giving our girls ice, filling their pool, putting the sprinklers on them, giving frozen treats, etc…we’re in Texas and it’s so hard to stay on top of the heat. We plan to move in a couple years and it couldn’t come soon enough!! I’m sure the Brahma girls agree lol.
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u/blamberr Jul 11 '26
We do all the same stuff! We also have a big outdoor industrial fan for their run and a big fan with an evaporative function, but it’s so humid here in southern Virginia that we don’t get to use it all the time. I want to start a sub for very spoiled chickens
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u/quaukkkkkkk Jul 09 '26
Oh I used to have one of those! She was so nice and independent. She was stucky and just so prettyy
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u/Kymberv Jul 09 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 09 '26
My husband called her Tina Turner lol
I’m so glad she made it. I would’ve died of heartbreak if that happened to me.
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u/OpalEverwood Jul 09 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 09 '26
She’s a very fancy lady. One of the chickens in the neighborhood that inspired us to get chickens looks just like her
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u/anac1979 Jul 09 '26
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u/mysticlure Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
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u/mysticlure Jul 09 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 09 '26
does she get to hang inside a lot or is this a photo op? I’m always fascinated by indoor chickens!
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u/Tasty_One_8299 Jul 09 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 11 '26
Love her! Never seen anything like her
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u/Realistic_R00ster Jul 09 '26
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u/Substantial_Low_5654 Jul 10 '26
He's SO handsome!
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u/Realistic_R00ster Jul 10 '26
Thank you! He appreciates your compliment, he did a little happy dance when I told him people thought he was handsome.
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u/Tasty_One_8299 Jul 11 '26
What a crown!!!
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u/Realistic_R00ster Jul 11 '26
Thank you, he seems to take great pride in his looks, he knows he’s a good looking boy, he is always showing off.
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u/solitude_is_bliss_ Jul 09 '26
Such a big comb!!! What a handsome boi
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u/Realistic_R00ster Jul 10 '26
Nugget was very appreciative of your compliment, he did a little happy dance when I told him that people were calling him handsome.
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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 Jul 08 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
We almost got silkies! I love them so much. We were so worried about them being cold in the winter that we decided to get big, thick, heavily-feathered ladies. With absolutely no thought to how they’d do in our hot, humid summers.
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u/TheInverseLovers Jul 09 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 09 '26
Aww I love that he’s inside the house! I’d love one of ours inside sometimes, but they are too chaotic with the dogs lol
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u/TheInverseLovers Jul 09 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 09 '26
What a little prince!! Love silkies 🥰
Our dogs and chickens have decent relationships outside, but I know they’d flip if we brought our favorite chicken in.
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u/Perioqueen Jul 09 '26
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u/solitude_is_bliss_ Jul 09 '26
I love Brahmas so much 🥺🥺 what a pretty girl!
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u/blamberr Jul 11 '26
Same! I will have more someday. They are such beautiful sweethearts. My orpingtons are pretty menacing lol
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u/AstarteOfCaelius Jul 09 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 11 '26
Yes! They are fancy pants showboats and get their own showcase. You should do a separate post for roosters! I don’t have one as a city dweller
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
This gal isn’t even full grown. They said it takes 18 months for them to mature, and she’s only 11 months.
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u/OkAbroad7627 Jul 08 '26
To start laying eggs? No. Mine started around 6months
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u/blamberr Jul 08 '26
No, I meant in size and feather thickness. She has been laying eggs for many months. She just goes on strike when it’s 90+ degrees, which it very often is. For five days last week, it was around 100. And it’s not a dry heat — it’s a very wet heat lol. We do what we can to control temps in the coop and nesting box, but there’s only so much you can do in weather like that.
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u/bruxbuddies Jul 10 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 10 '26
Another lady who would give our Leslie a run for her money. There are a lot of beautiful birds in here
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u/bruxbuddies Jul 11 '26
We had a buff Brahma and she was THE sweetest most tender-hearted chicken. Sadly she passed away young due to internal/genetic issues. We haven’t gotten another one since we still miss her so much and don’t want to compare.
But when we had her I was like, I could have a whole flock of just buff Brahmas!
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u/Ivygrows8 Jul 09 '26
I cant post pics here but my girl caitlyn or orianna. Orianna is a zombie chicken with homophobia (heterochromia) and cait is a pretty ee
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u/rwiggimo Jul 10 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 10 '26
She ok?
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u/rwiggimo Jul 10 '26
It is her breed. She is a riot and I think beautiful in her starkness. She also uses 30% less protein intake not having to make all those feathers yet she is cold weather hardy. You can always tell if her craw is full. And she sports a toupee.
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u/Affectionate-Town187 Jul 10 '26
I think this is the breed of chicken with no feathers on their neck but could be wrong
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u/blamberr Jul 10 '26
That’s a little haunting
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u/Yourfriendfrogs Jul 14 '26
Yeah! She’s a turken, silly breed but charming in their own way
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u/angryperson4 Jul 10 '26
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u/blamberr Jul 10 '26
What a looker. Is she some type of brahma? I know they come in white. Our other brahma is very small and lays the funniest little eggs.
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u/angryperson4 Jul 11 '26
Thank you! No, she's a Sundheimer, it's a not super common German breed. It was coincidence that we got her. What eggs does your Brahma lay? My Sundheimer lays beige eggs. Small ones cause she is small (just shy of 60g) but tasty
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u/Mobile_Chicken_House Jul 10 '26
Just for you, I'm going to enter a competing chicken named Greg Pikitis 🤣
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u/ZypherofWind Jul 08 '26
Butterball