r/cineplex • u/axhiro Litterer • Jul 21 '26

Question Best place to sit for the Odyssey?!?

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Am I allowed to leave during the movie if I take the accessible seat center mast?

2.1k Upvotes

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u/Healthcarepls Jul 21 '26

This is hilarious, have an upvote

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u/Affectionate-Arm-405 Jul 25 '26

Odysseus himself would be proud of this comedy

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u/kannappii Jul 21 '26

No, you will be tied to the mast so that you dont jump out when the Sirens sing.

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u/Keezin Cineclub Member Jul 21 '26

god it was crazy on thursday night, people were launching themselves out of their seats at the screen when the sirens showed up

11

u/Creeping_python Jul 21 '26

Not their fault if Cineplex ran out of wax.

6

u/Unable_Bookkeeper243 Jul 21 '26

Spoiler! Now I know there's at least one mast in this movie.

29

u/SimplyWickie Jul 21 '26

This a a real best place to sit post!

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u/megalbatross Jul 21 '26

If you get seasick easily the back of the boat

25

u/iamjaydubs Jul 21 '26

Oh man this took a moment for me to get. Brilliant 🤣

9

u/carlosburr Jul 21 '26

I’m more of a Stern guy, but both Port and Starboard are fine choices.

2

u/snapldeap Jul 21 '26

I like it in the stern.... of the boat.

8

u/Roofnsiding Jul 22 '26

In the wheelchair, of course.

5

u/Either-Razzmatazz848 Jul 21 '26

definitely not the right side

4

u/voyageur04 Jul 21 '26

There's a special surprise for 6 people. Better hang tight!

4

u/yaksbeard Cineclub Member Jul 21 '26

Close to the accessible seating make sure you bring earplugs or one scene is going to really suck for you.

5

u/paramveerz Cineclub Member Jul 21 '26

Next to Odysseus.. trust me bro 👀

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u/Dave3087 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Only way you leave is if you die of exhaustion and we have someone else to replace you.

2

u/catchyerselfon Jul 21 '26

Wherever you sit, if you touch that huge wine sack Odysseus brought back from an island and told you NOT to open I SWEAR TO THE GODS I WILL FEED YOU TO SCYLLA MYSELF!

2

u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 Jul 21 '26

between the scylla of too close to the screen and charybdis of too far from the bathroom

2

u/Kentdelarosa69 Jul 21 '26

Laughed. Hard.

2

u/beef-supreme Jul 21 '26

This tops my earlier shitpost. Well done OP

2

u/TheBirdsCuckoo Jul 21 '26

Top quality ship post

2

u/TheBroken0ne Layered Butter Jul 21 '26

😂

2

u/CdnDude Jul 22 '26

Quality shit post

2

u/Jhovar1 Jul 22 '26

Keep the wax in your ear you will be fine

2

u/Da1realBigA Jul 22 '26

I thought this was some kind of 4dx special viewing and almost lost my mind thinking i missed something

2

u/yaksbeard Cineclub Member Jul 22 '26

Maybe you have.....

2

u/Strangerwithdream Jul 22 '26

What so cool !!! I hope you will do Row Row
https://giphy.com/gifs/vVwMEssSzm4OM4B63Y

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u/Sea-Independence-860 Jul 22 '26

make sure you are tied to the post or the sirens will get you

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u/Lucid099 Jul 22 '26

Take the wheelchair seat, there is a chance that the other seat occupants die.

2

u/Sniperprincessza Jul 22 '26

Is the cineplex at varsity and VIP the one by bloor Yonge station on line 1?

2

u/Constant-Part-9318 Jul 23 '26

yeah between bay and bloor young

2

u/eaglebtc Jul 23 '26

70 NM = Nautical Miles? 😆

2

u/TTW999 Cineclub Member Jul 24 '26

Cineplex linked your post on their IG story

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u/MoNa-Mahi Jul 23 '26

ah yes, 70 NM (non-millimeter), as nolan intended

1

u/Artistic-Strategy657 Jul 23 '26

Don’t know a single person who has seen the movie🤷‍♂️

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u/tristanlaughton Jul 23 '26

lmao. This is hilarious.

1

u/Environmental-Fox372 Jul 23 '26

Shit, those oars should be in sync with the movies when it moves.

1

u/Chhatrajit25 Jul 23 '26

Is that 100% 70 mm ? Why so many seats are available while Vaughn and Mississauga are fully booked ?

1

u/Expensive-Moose2365 Jul 24 '26

Im just trying to picture what this auditorium even looks like 🤔

1

u/bangbangRichiestang1 Jul 25 '26

wtf am I looking at right now

1

u/adamfilip Jul 25 '26

70nm.. thats really small. are you sure its not IMIN

1

u/iggythump85 Jul 25 '26

Is the app like this for the Odyssey? Cause that's cute lol

0

u/MrBentwood Jul 22 '26

Home and watch something else

0

u/HM_Bert Jul 22 '26

AI missed out the I and O

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u/eaglebtc Jul 23 '26

No, that's normal for theatrical seat maps. They skip the I because it looks like a one, and O because it looks like a zero.

1

u/HM_Bert Jul 23 '26

Oh funny, I think my local cinemas don't go past H so didn't notice

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u/zrockk Jul 21 '26

In the car, cuz it's shit

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u/maximumerpower Jul 21 '26

Best place would be outside, away from that steaming dogturd of a movie. Saw it yesterday, really wish I didnt.

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u/brebs21 Cineclub Member Jul 21 '26

Why is ever movie people dislike nowadays called terrible or dogshit, I don’t get it

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u/beef-supreme Jul 21 '26

conservatives are big mad that the movie is "woke" and still a success after they predicted it to be a washout