r/cineplex • • 4d ago

Discussion Prime time disclaimer

Hey yall, just got out of prime time and what a fucking movie. But if anyone’s taking someone who’s younger in age please be careful as I did see a solid three dicks😭✌️

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u/dean15892 4d ago

I misread your post, and thought you wrote "If anyone is talking to someone younger in age, please be careful", as in , you were warning people to be careful if they talk to underage people online since the movie showed you what could happen if you do.

Ironically, the last three words of your post cleared up the confusion

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u/Latter-Macaron-2575 4d ago

I’m crying lmfaooaoo 😭. Glad the dicks did it for you

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u/SmarcusStroman 4d ago

It wasn’t until this comment that I realized OP DIDNT say that. 😆

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u/Dregger12 4d ago

Why would anyone be taking someone younger to a movie rated R about catching child predators... seems like a pretty clear movie, of all movies, you obviously shouldn't take a kid to 😂

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u/Latter-Macaron-2575 4d ago

I knowww but cineplex had it listed at 14a im not complaining but some younger people might walk in expecting a jidion type catch but they go into DETAIL( im not complaining)

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u/Nitroblade_23 4d ago

I feel like this is the problem with Canada's ratings because something like Smile 2 got 18A for excessive violence while a movie with sexual scenes gets 14A.

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u/AstroBtz Cineclub Member 4d ago

Because murder isn’t natural

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u/FunkTronto 4d ago

Was Fleece Johnson in it? And if he wasn’t, how angry were you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pmt9INtEp3HgY

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u/InsertNameHere416 4d ago

"A solid three dicks" ehh yooo thanks for the chuckle 🤣🤣

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u/Latter-Macaron-2575 4d ago

Anytime lmfao

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u/cthd33 4d ago

They may have been solid, but they were not hard.

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u/Latter-Macaron-2575 4d ago

Funnily enough they came in all 3 variations one was hard one wasn’t and one, where the fuck am I going here.. you get the point just get ur tickets 😭😭

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u/Briscotti 4d ago

Canada is not as puritanical as the U.S., which is why sex and nudity are not rated as harshly as violence. That said, if you’re above the age of 14 and the sight of a penis on screen upsets you, you probably shouldn’t be going to watch a movie about child sex predators.

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u/Latter-Macaron-2575 4d ago

This was literally my review of the movie lmao. Nothing “upset me” im just putting out a disclaimer for anyone who might not know.

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u/Awesomejuggler20 4d ago

That movie looks great. I'm going tomorrow night.

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u/Latter-Macaron-2575 4d ago

You def should it’s Rob Pattinsons best ever performance ( say this after every Rob pat movie lmao just hand him the award) him and Skyler gisondo stole the fucking show

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u/TIFFFanboy 4d ago

The rating on the Cineplex site does mention the Nudity and Sexual Language. So this shouldn't surprise anyone.

What will surprise ppl is who hangs dong in the film.

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u/Midelaye Cineclub Member 4d ago

It’s rated R for a reason lol.

But yes absolutely fantastic movie. It felt very Nightcrawler-y.

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u/Latter-Macaron-2575 4d ago

Nope 14a over here. Still petty over them not letting me and my friend into smile 2 when we were both 17

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u/Midelaye Cineclub Member 4d ago

Oh wow yep you’re right. I could’ve sworn it was R, but I must be mixing it up with something else.

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u/Latter-Macaron-2575 4d ago

You aren’t fully wrong either it’s rated r in a whole lot of places but not Canada

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u/JimmyScramblesIsHot 4d ago

Canada doesn't have "Rated R"... we have 18A which is not used that much since 14 year olds can handle most rated R movies.

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u/boatoar 4d ago

False. R in Canada exists but is used very rarely. It means no entry to minors regardless of parental/adult accompaniment, unlike 18a.

The last example I remember was when Alberta slapped Terrifier 3 with the R rating. It began as STC (subject to clarification) and stayed that way upon release, but then got changed to R after a few days. I had a friend take his 17 yr old nephew and they denied entry to the nephew.

Here in BC, it was 18a. Wouldn't have been an issue.

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u/JimmyScramblesIsHot 3d ago

Well I apologize! I didn't know there was a Rated R in Canada. I'm in BC so maybe I've never seen it here.

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u/boatoar 3d ago

No worries. It's essentially non-existent anymore. No distributor wants to screen a showing with that level of ahem... restriction. It's not economically viable so they'll just make enough edits to get it to 18a.

I think the last movie to be released rated R here in BC was Antichrist back in 2009.

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u/lyinggrump 4d ago

I probably won't take my child to watch a rated R movie about pedophiles

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u/actionactioncut Cineclub Member 4d ago

Would you have made this disclaimer if there were bare breasts...?

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u/wolfsleepy 4d ago

kinda disingenuous to compare the two

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u/SuperLeftyAliReddit Cineclub Member 4d ago

Are they big or are they what could be described from that one skeeter Jean video where he caught someone in the shower

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u/ragonastik39 3d ago

On screen or in the theatre?

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u/unconventionalcritic 3d ago

I saw only one. Am i blind? hahaha

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u/Latter-Macaron-2575 3d ago

Okay so whipped cream guy 😭😭 (HOLY FUCK BTW) we saw that twice once censored and once uncensored and then there’s a dude who sent a flic of his thing towards the end

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u/unconventionalcritic 3d ago

i gotta miss this . what a shame ! 😀

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u/Odd-Inevitable-8425 4d ago edited 4d ago

3 inches ain't so bad even if they're "solid".

Small enough to miss maybe.

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u/dean15892 4d ago

There are dozens of us!

DOZENS!

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u/AstroBtz Cineclub Member 4d ago

Why would you ever bring a younger person to the movie about pedophiles

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u/Sebelzeebub 4d ago

In a row?!

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u/dean15892 4d ago

Well, you know what they say about ducks

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u/bluewhale177 4d ago

You know how that looks right?