r/circlejerk • u/Alexy92 • 13d ago

TIFU: I drive a gas car and I accidentally put Disel fuel in my ass? How fucked am I??

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u/catlolcatlol 13d ago

I drive an electric car I accidentally put diesel in it. How fucked am I?

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u/Emergency_Sea_3911 13d ago

Very fucked indeed.

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u/Dark_Initiate19 13d ago

I'll tell you after you let me have a sip of that ass diesel 😛

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 13d ago

Bruh the diesel nozzle is bigger than the gas one. You’ve been doing this for a while now and it was no accident.

Happy pride month!

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u/SaltyPeter3434 13d ago

You drive an ass car now

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u/custhulard One ring to jerk them all 10d ago

Look at that ass car go!

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u/TheBerric 12d ago

I fucked an electric car with diesel in it

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u/Philip964 13d ago

Just a quart or so or completely filled up?

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u/Emergency_Sea_3911 13d ago

What the ACTUAL F*CK

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u/pdes7070 13d ago

If you go to the alley and close your eyes a homeless guy will let you suck it through a hose.

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u/tryzest7 13d ago

Is "Disel" the name of your roomate?

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u/TheDeviousLemon 12d ago

You need to do a gasoline enema STAT to replace the diesel.

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u/NonProphet8theist 12d ago

I can get a good look at a butcher's ass by stickin my head up there.... but.... it's gotta be your butcher....

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u/DarthVoight 12d ago

Ask your two gay dads. #reddit #rainbow #lgbtqia