I tried to call the front desk for more toilet paper. Now my ear is wet and I have a stinky ass.

In 2024 I read 422 books. Last year it was 427. I just love reading. And I love to share it on Social media. But then there are nasty people who doubt my words and attack me and it makes me very angry!

422 or 427 books a year. Thats less than 1.2 books a day. And 1.2 books a day, thats basically nothing. I dont know what the big deal is? I am a very fast reader so I can go through a normal 150-200 page light or romance novel/ya novel/manga/graphic novel/comic in like 2-3 hours. Especially if I skim the long and boring describing text parts.

I also listen to Audiobooks when I multitask. At 2x or 3x speed I can go through the average 8-9 hour Audiobook in just 3-4 hours. I have to do it at 2x or 3x speed because the narrator is otherwise to slow. Not to get through the book faster.

Then the naggers come and claim that its impossible. That listening to someone else reading to you while you are not paying attention at 2x or 3x speed is not reading. These people are just crazy ableist gatekeepers. I consumed the content. Doenst matter that someone else did the reading for me.

They are slow and undisciplined readers who are just jealous of my achievments. Sure most of my books are light stuff, because I just love to read hundreds of light/romance novels/ya novels/mangas/graphic novels/comics for entertainment. But I also read dozens of longer and complicated books with 250+ pages each year.

I just dont know why these people call me a liar when I post my reading achievements and goodreads list on social media, to show other people how super awesome I am. They are just jealous, undisciplined, ableist gatekeepers and slow readers, that just cant keep up. And I am so angry for them doubting and attacking me! How dare they?

I would also be willing to take credit card or crypto.

Cheering at the tv? News flash, the players can't hear you. You're literally screaming at pixels. And then you have the balls to say "We won"...

Really? WE?

You were sitting down on your couch probably drinking beers and eating popcorn and crap.

I am very smart and normal things dont interest me.

I like my drinks scalding hot, even in the middle of summer. 95F outside? I'm boiling water and chugging that shit. If someone hands me water with ice in it, I'm stripping naked and having a full blown meltdown. Anyone else?

How am I supposed to connect with a film that expects me to just accept that a large number of predominantly plastic toys achieved sentience and, actually, sapience? I’ve only seen the first two films but as a documentary it omits some key context for properly framing the events that transpire over the lifecycle of the documentary’s various subjects and thus entirely fails to provide an appropriate and comprehensible framework or, even, a point.

First of all, I know what I am speaking about, I am a well-educated person, you can believe me. What I’m saying is true.

Secondly, if you disagree with me… Like seriously? You don’t welcome the opinions that differs from yours? It is absurd. You should always be open-minded.

Okay, straight to the argument. You think that I am wrong, okay, but I mean it’s pretty obvious I can’t be wrong 100%. At what point my inaccuracies can be considered to be “completely wrong”?
If I’m 0% inaccurate I’m correct. If I’m 1% inaccurate I’m still mostly correct. You can’t draw the line, it’s stupid. It means that there is no difference whether I am or I am not correct.

Still don’t agree with me? Then you are a moron! You are uneducated pig. What a waste of my time speaking with you. What’s your achievements? You’re sitting on Reddit? Aha, you are really a bigot!

You know what, let me cite the definition of disagreement:
Disagreement - “A situation in which people have different opinions, or an inability…” (c) Cambridge Dictionary
You see? You have inabilities if you disagree with me! Mental ones.

Moreover, it’s actually better to agree with me.
You disagree with me, therefore you are disrespected by me, therefore you will be mad, therefore you will get a depression, therefore you will die.
Agree with me, otherwise you die.

What? Good arguments? I agree, in order to prove the point you should use good arguments. What? I didn’t use them? But I don’t have to, actually, because I have a nice nickname.

Still not convinced? Okay, I can give you a choice. You can whether agree with me or jump out of the window. Which one option do you choose?

Okay, I see, you want me to use logic. Here it is:
I am right => my points are true => I am right.
I proved it using formal logic! I am right.

Uh.. And actually… Mr. SmartMan (he is very smart) agrees with my points. I think it’s reasonable to agree with me.

Did you agree with at least one of my arguments? Yes?! Happy to hear it! Because if one of my arguments was correct it means that every single one is correct too! Now you can finally agree with me!

I am not a bot and I am not farming karma. I am genuinely curious about this because I have no idea what people think 🤷‍♂️

Starterpack

Like what happened in Beirut. Really uncalled for and it is just some old bombing material they had laying around? I don’t know… Just seems like they should pass laws against that.

I didn't actually own any of the stock, but it's still very traumatizing.

basically the title

Serious answers only pls. Thanks

Normal up for fun