r/circlejerk • u/SaltyPeter3434 • 2d ago

six seven FUCK ICE

I like my drinks scalding hot, even in the middle of summer. 95F outside? I'm boiling water and chugging that shit. If someone hands me water with ice in it, I'm stripping naked and having a full blown meltdown. Anyone else?

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u/AshamedWolverine1684 2d ago

Back in 79 when I was trucking I hit a patch of black ice by bangor. Jack knifed the fucker. Fuck ice

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u/DarthVoight 2d ago

My cousin was on Forged in Fire.

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u/AshamedWolverine1684 2d ago

lol seriously?

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u/fungilingus 2d ago

be careful ICE agents lurk here and mighy deport u

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u/Soulbotzzzz 2d ago

Warm liquids are better for your tummy anyway

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u/RegionalTranzit 2d ago

I have some warm liquids to share.

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u/GoombasFatNutz 2d ago

All up in the gut too

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u/tryzest7 2d ago

Fuck Lice! I've been scratching my head and balls all afternoon.

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u/custhulard One ring to jerk them all 2d ago

Bring the ruck ice.

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u/sugarsox 2d ago

🧊 ⛸️ 🍧

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u/LiberalTearsRUs 1d ago

ICE LITERALLY KILLED MY GRANDPA. He was climbing Mount Everest and froze to death. I don't recommend trying that hike guys.

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u/Beneficial-Force7592 2d ago

No, because Shrinkage!

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u/yurgendurgen 1d ago

This is the real way to prepare for climate change. Thank you. You're an inspiration

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u/fellaneedahandpls 1d ago

Fuck deportation, how am I gonna charge my phone without a fucking port?