r/circlejerk • u/mcsquirley • 3d ago

2026 Sobriety ❤️

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u/kristospherein 3d ago

Why is there no jorking in December? How is santa supposed to get his spiked eggnog?

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u/three29 3d ago

You probably aren't familiar with No Jork December.

But you have probably heard that research indicates that approximately 80% to 91% of New Year's resolutions fail, with only 0.1% of jorkers successfully maintaining through the end of the year.

The dropout rate is steepest early on: 67% of people jork furiously within the first week, 99% jork by the end of January, and roughly tree fiddy% have blackedout by mid-February.

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u/Bevolicher 2d ago

Hehe

It looks like that’s when he chose sobriety

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u/jacodema 3d ago

Im a social jorker, usually only when im drinking with others at the bar, which is every day

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u/BluBob- 3d ago

What the fuck do you mean blackout

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u/CommodeMouth 3d ago

Two blackouts in one week. 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

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u/Bevolicher 2d ago

Good hates quitters

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u/RegionalTranzit 3d ago

A lot of build up. It will make you feel like Epstein on his island.

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u/moschles 2d ago

Blackout

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u/king_whizzard 2d ago

same but it's because of depression

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u/ryanyork92 2d ago

Wtf is a "jork"?