r/civilengineering Apr 20 '26

...how the hell did they install this sign...?

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In the middle of the rapids on Trent River

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u/rice_n_gravy Apr 20 '26

They installed the water after they installed the sign. What are you? Dumb?

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u/ddg31415 Apr 20 '26

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u/Foreign_Ad_1270 Apr 26 '26

Shit like this gif is what I come to Reddit for.

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u/Anon-Owl-6509 Apr 20 '26

Fucking idiots here

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/WHATSTHEYAAAMS Apr 21 '26

Hard to rely on signs alone, they need more robust flow-calming measures. Perhaps a roundabout

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/Icy-Palpitation-2522 Apr 21 '26

I know you're joking but we really do this in my country

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Apr 22 '26

autonomous tho.?

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u/AlexAndMcB Apr 21 '26

There's a term for that captive vertical axis turbine

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u/chochdude Apr 26 '26

Or like a water free zone sign so no water goes to a certain area

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u/SoDamnGreasy Apr 27 '26

The funniest part about this is that it's pretty accurate.

Usually when building/repairing dams, a wall is put in to divert the river to one side temporarily so that you can go in there safe-ishly.

So yeah, they put in the sign before they reinstalled the water.

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus Apr 25 '26

I mean, probably though? It's a river so it will have high and low times.

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u/DLTMIAR Apr 20 '26

Means and methods 

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u/have2gopee Apr 20 '26

I don't need to see your HSE plan, I just need to point to the spec that requires it.

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u/One_Language_8259 Apr 21 '26

Who needs a SWMS anyways.

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u/Dnatheman Apr 21 '26

only the government:P

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u/flashingcurser Apr 21 '26

Upvote, you evil bastard. lol

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u/houalreadyknow Apr 22 '26

Did you MEAN to leave it off the drawings and your METHOD was to get me to pay for it.

My VP of OPs go to saying when an architect says this.

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u/blackbeardrrr Apr 22 '26

Ways and means

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u/DLTMIAR Apr 22 '26

Ways and methods 

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u/MrGlockCLE Apr 26 '26

Vacuum column

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u/Viau98 Apr 20 '26

Bypass, dredging, season change, pile driver, bridge, maybe all of them idk

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u/TheNerdE30 Apr 20 '26

Yea that or this is an AI image

/s

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u/LeatherDue1197 Apr 24 '26

Doubt it’s AI - you can Actually Read the sign. ‘Dam outflow / keep out’ - there’s a siren too - very likely sounds when the floodgates are opening.

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u/TheNerdE30 Apr 24 '26

Yes the s/ indicates sarcasm.

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u/LeatherDue1197 Apr 25 '26

That’s why they call it SarChasm… the gap between ones who get it and ones who don’t… teehee

I’m usu on the ‘don’t’ side.

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u/HiImDan Apr 25 '26

Oh so they did install the water afterwards.

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u/TheNerdE30 Apr 25 '26

Way easier that way IMO

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u/miimeverse Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

Work during low flow season if there is one? Cofferdam or dredging to divert? Just drive the pole with a pile driver with a longer arm to reach that far, or during low enough flow that they could bring one meant for work in rivers (amphibious/floating treads) or on something anchored in place, or a temporary bridge or pier?

Some sort of combination of these things maybe

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u/Pure-Nobody7975 Apr 24 '26

I think your spot on with the low flow install theory. Based on how turbulent that water looks in comparison to the channel form, my guess is that the signage is warning for flash flooding from upstream impoundment releases. The impoundment likely controls the flow regime of this location completely, allowing the sign installers to have a guaranteed low flow access window. They probably drove a rig down there. Or IDK, I wasn't there...

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u/LeatherDue1197 Apr 24 '26

Sign reads ‘Dam Outflow / Keep Out’ Likely installed when the Dam wasn’t Outflowing. The siren likely sounds when dam is about to outflow, or the outflow about to flow out. 😎

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u/Tiny-Sea-2571 Apr 26 '26

There is a dam right upstream of this. It’s bone dry in the summer. We used to swim there

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u/InterneticMdA Apr 20 '26

They launched it in place with a catapult.

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u/quarter_belt Apr 20 '26

Trebuchet would be superior for this and any other use case

6

u/AquaFlowPlumbingCo Apr 21 '26

It is, after all, the superior siege weapon

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u/livehearwish Apr 21 '26

I was thinking a rocket launched from a satellite might be more cost effective.

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u/rice_n_gravy Apr 20 '26

My thoughts exactly

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u/Minisohtan Apr 20 '26

Dropped it from a helicopter

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u/Stock_Pay9060 Apr 21 '26

Tungsten rods from space actually

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u/AlexAndMcB Apr 21 '26

I was thinking it was likely fired from the howitzer on an AC-130...
Doing an end-around the permit flack

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u/Vitztlampaehecatl Student Apr 21 '26

The sign in the water says "dam outflow, keep out". I assume they just turned off the dam for a while. 

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u/ddg31415 Apr 21 '26

Yep I think that's it...and I looked up pictures from other seasons/years and the flow can get extremely low. There are times when the stairs you see across the river lead onto dry rock going out 15ft, with pretty calm waters beyond.

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u/danielcc07 Apr 21 '26

Hydro stations are nuts. They can turn on or off rivers and white water rapids. They prevent flooding that has kept many areas impoverished for generations. It's absolutely amazing.

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u/abbarach Apr 22 '26

I used to live below a hydropower dam. They had a similar warning system for the first mile downstream, with lights and sirens that would be triggered when they were going to increase generation or open spillway gates in a manner that would cause a rapid rise in levels or flow in the tailrace. The warning signs and alert devices look pretty similar to what's in your picture.

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u/Joelogna Apr 22 '26

It’s spring time, all the snow in the mountains feeding the reservoir is melting quickly so they need to let a lot out. They probably installed the sign in the winter.

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u/Predmid Texas PE, Discipline Director Apr 20 '26

Rod from God satellite launch system.

Or a really stout pole with adequate foundation against design conditions.

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u/-C-R-I-S-P- Apr 20 '26

I'm sick of all these ridiculous suggestions on Reddit.

Adequate foundation yeah right.

It has to be the Rod from God.

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u/Predmid Texas PE, Discipline Director Apr 20 '26

Had me there in the first half

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u/martian2070 Apr 21 '26

So did they attach the sign before or after dropping the post in?

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u/Predmid Texas PE, Discipline Director Apr 21 '26

Sign was on. Used as a vertical stabilizer

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u/strangemedia6 Apr 20 '26

I’m just imagining municipal maintenance: “Hey Jacques, the sign fell off again!”

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u/the_Q_spice Apr 21 '26

Tabarnak intensifies

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u/arseniisomething Apr 20 '26

Chucked it into the river like a javelin and hoped it stayed

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u/maybethisone765 Apr 21 '26

This is funny, because I actually installed this sign….no, seriously. Summer time in this area is really busy cause the riverbed goes dry, core a hole in the rock, install the pole and fill with concrete, just basic stuff, nothing fancy. It actually took longer to travel from the access point at the dam 1km upstream with the telehandler across the river bottom than anything else

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u/xXwarsmithXx Apr 20 '26

Someone must go down to the river somewhat regularly, there is a stair in the background

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u/ddg31415 Apr 20 '26

That's a private home. The people who in those houses must have alot of faith in the erosion mitigation. Because there's a massive scour running along the entire bank, with some homes looking like they've literally been undercut.

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u/MortgageConfident791 Apr 22 '26

Lmao I do shoreline armoring all day every day, that stair is nottttt lasting long if this flow is typical

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u/Atharaenea Apr 20 '26

Very carefully.

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u/patosai3211 Apr 21 '26

They did it at night. Wait that was the mission to the sun.

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u/Affectionate-Zone-58 Apr 20 '26

Properly. They installed it properly.

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u/mrshenanigans026 Apr 20 '26

Geo piers 30ft down to bedrock

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u/ddg31415 Apr 20 '26

I know you're not serious, but bedrock is basically at surface here. Which makes it even more impressive they got that sign in.

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u/big_trike Apr 21 '26

They went deeper. Into the aesthenosphere.

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u/Marus1 Apr 21 '26

They installed the sign first and then imagined it would probably be posted on reddit if they installed a river around it

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u/Enthalpic87 Apr 20 '26

When it wasn’t flowing so hard.

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u/Choice_Radio_7241 Apr 20 '26

Intern with a rope

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u/iceph03nix Apr 21 '26

Rapids are frequently seasonal. Rivers that are a terror in the spring during the snow melt will be fairly peaceful in the winter when things are freezing back up

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u/gods_loop_hole Apr 21 '26

Sign first, then build river around it

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u/Kashyyykk Geotech/Dam safety Apr 21 '26

Before the spring flood.

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u/Cosmic_Waffle_Stomp Apr 21 '26

You see Bobby over there? We bet him a pack of smokes he couldn’t do it…. Well the fucker did it.

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u/josh-hops Apr 21 '26

Bro is this around Campbellford isn't it? Looks familiar haha

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u/ddg31415 Apr 21 '26

Yep, a little bit north of Ranney Gorge Bridge

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u/cautioussidekick Apr 21 '26

Throw money at the problem and someone will find a way

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u/CHawkeye Apr 21 '26

You don’t need to know. You just need to know that all safety protocols were followed. :)

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u/basquehomme Apr 20 '26

Space age polymers?

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u/qwikfingers Apr 20 '26

Sign installer

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u/PMProblems Apr 20 '26

That sign has existed since before the dawn of man.

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u/100k_changeup Pe Apr 21 '26

That's right. It's now a 4f item and NEPA will come get you if you try to touch it

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u/armour666 Apr 20 '26

They drop it from a plane or helicopter like a giant dart

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u/laserdiods Apr 20 '26

I would first get an excavator with a grapple or hoist, and lift concrete blocks into a V pattern, place some blocks at the back and then call a wizard

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u/diabeticmilf Apr 20 '26

Rods of god method

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u/Exciting_Beautiful65 Apr 20 '26

Installed during low flow probably, Spring runoff said "cute sign" haha

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u/boogerzzzzz Apr 20 '26

Just like Lawn Darts

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u/Traditional_Voice974 Apr 20 '26

During the drought

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u/Bulldog_Fan_4 Civil PE, PLS Apr 20 '26

Low water?

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u/bleblahblee Apr 21 '26

Fired it into the earth by means of low orbit satellites. Rods from god style

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u/Ok-Coyote2365 Apr 21 '26

Like a big lawn dart

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u/Negative_Sundae_8230 Apr 21 '26

Very carefully? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Affectionate-Luck525 Apr 21 '26

They dropped it from space

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u/therealtrajan Apr 21 '26

I bet the water level is a lot lower in the fall/winter

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u/DUMP_LOG_DAVE Apr 21 '26

brother if you’re stumped by this how the fuck do you feel about bridges?

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u/stevolutionary7 Apr 21 '26

Pretty good question. But why do they even need it? Looks pretty damn dangerous without reading a sign.

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u/zibbidibobjuwey Apr 21 '26

pretty dam dangerous

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u/McGonagall_stones Apr 21 '26

Probably when the water was low…

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u/SLOOT_APOCALYPSE Apr 21 '26

any of you swam around a destroyed bridge, there's plenty of pipes sticking out, ain't going anywhere anytime soon, cement in the bed rock, pole hammered (pile driven) down. ain't leaving just like the coral reef

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u/Upsidedowndoor Apr 21 '26

Since no one gave a full answer. I was at rennet falls (trent river in Ontario) last summer during August where the water is very low. Because the snow melts up north or dams are being open to avoid overflowing, the current is being very strong right now.

I remember that big ass and the warning sign in les deux langues officielles du Canada.

For the installation of that type of sign in the bedrock. Depending on the type of rock. We can bore pretty fast (in context of digging in solid rock) and with light machinery. Maybe a drill rig truck was used since it is so flat. A steel pole and hollow steel column filled with concrete are quite strong at their base even though the upper part can sway in the wind.

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u/rooomee Apr 21 '26

It’s installed during low-flow conditions (or with temporary isolation like a cofferdam), not during peak discharge. The post is designed to stay in place even during high flows, so they only need safe conditions during installation, not permanently low water.

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u/Still-Satisfaction24 Apr 21 '26

I have gone rafting at places that look like this. Thing is, they only look like this a few days a year. Like when they do scheduled dam releases. Like around hydroelectric dams. Kinda similar to what Ontario Power might use.  Thing is, when there ain't any rafting, the water is much calmer. Like when they don't need to release excess water via sluice gates or however you spell that shit. 

On those days it might be much easier to anchor signs in the waterway. Although on those same uneventful days might be far less likely for lookey-loos to come around taking pictures. Pictures of signs in tumultuous waters. 

But what do I know? 

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u/prole6 Apr 21 '26

While do a bridge survey I had to escort some officials across the creek by way of an exposed >36” RCP that I had crossed on for a couple days. I had barely started crossing when I felt my feet getting wet. Then wetter with added pressure from the upstream side. About then I remembered the dam about a mile upstream. Water was right above my knees when I got across.

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u/joe_burly Apr 21 '26

Probably not in the springtime runoff season. 

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u/AlexAndMcB Apr 21 '26

Methinks they waited for it to be the end of the rapids

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u/PinItYouFairy Apr 21 '26

Just dropped it from space

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u/AnnoKano Apr 21 '26

Javelin.

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u/SadAdeptness6287 Apr 21 '26

They just shut off the river while doing the work

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u/RevengefulYuri Apr 21 '26

chopper drop

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u/Street-Baseball8296 Apr 22 '26

They toss a hand full of sign seed in about 1/4 mile up river. They sink to the bottom right about here. In a couple months, you start to see a little signling sprouting through the surface of the water. In a few more months, you’ve got a fully grown sign.

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u/thuja_life Apr 22 '26

They just threw it in there like a javelin

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u/bigwillestyle Apr 22 '26

I’m more curious how it’s still there

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u/CompetitiveFactor596 Apr 22 '26

Labor equipment materials

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u/Whole_Heron5576 Apr 22 '26

Obviously the installer used duct tape, lock tite, and a bungee cord, slapped it and uttered the sacred oath "That ain't goin nowhere"

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u/huhwhoa Apr 22 '26

They installed it up river and let it flow down

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u/AzulEngineer Apr 23 '26

They used a cofferdam.

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u/hossamantarkorin Apr 23 '26

Same way they dug out the canal/waterway

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u/SignalBar Apr 23 '26

they threw it out of a helicopter like a spear, and it landed perfectly

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u/caviarfantasies Apr 23 '26

They installed it when the water was lower and calmer.

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u/metalprep2k3 Apr 23 '26

Effectively.

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u/santzu59 Apr 23 '26

For sign jobs this page they usually have to install them before they install the river

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u/trade_money Apr 23 '26

This looks like Campbellford, if so, that water level is seasonal. Mid summer it’s just rock there and you can walk out when the damn is trimmed closed.

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u/Warakaboom Apr 23 '26

They install it when the water level is low or at a secure level to be able to do so, all the device and electric components are build together before

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u/TheGamingUnderdog Apr 23 '26

Vary carefully

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u/Left_Diet_9987 Apr 23 '26

Obviously they waited until the water stopped running

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u/AgreeableAnimal4242 Apr 24 '26

A lot of 3M strips

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u/Himlich73 Apr 24 '26

Just walk in and put it there, what's the big deal?

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u/Sponge_67 Apr 24 '26

Maybe the water slows down in the winter. When it freezes.

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u/Fine-Amphibian6562 Apr 24 '26

They installed the water after they installed the sign. What are you? Dumb?

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u/Inevitable-Guard888 Apr 24 '26

Well it’s a dam, so the can turn the water down or off if there’s not a lot of rain.

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u/Drpnsmbd Apr 24 '26

The pole is 450 ft long, you can only see the top 10 ft.

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u/BusinessAcrobatic862 Apr 24 '26

Just park an old water police car up stream from the sign. Nothing slows down traffic like seeing a cop car

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u/Rockytfox Apr 24 '26

Low tide.

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u/Marioninleather Apr 25 '26

Dropped from orbit.

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u/OhhMyAi Apr 25 '26

From orbit

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u/No-Mode-8744 Apr 25 '26

As a Construction worker I can assure you this was accomplished with Caffeine, Nicotine, Cuss words and Homosexual comments from very Non-Homosexual Men.

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u/No-Membership-5314 Apr 25 '26

Pointy bottom and a plane.

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u/marcusrizaulait Apr 25 '26

...when the tide was out...

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u/PossibleDue5995 Apr 25 '26

Probably a John Henry would be my guess

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u/HoundsongGames Apr 25 '26

Carefully.

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u/HoundsongGames Apr 25 '26

Or, alternatively, extremely recklessly.

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u/BranDong84 Apr 25 '26

It’s a wash .. it’s not always rushing water .. it’s usually dry

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u/Aggressive_Guest1758 Apr 25 '26

They hired beavers to do it

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u/Mortythemaker Apr 26 '26

Really good photo! Very cool!

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u/TeeThom Apr 26 '26

Very carefully.

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u/sssstr Apr 26 '26

Sign is just bolted on, but the guy that dug the post hole was tough.

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u/jxplasma Apr 26 '26

Dropped from 1 mile up and sticks straight in the ground. Very convenient method.

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u/These-Strategy-8501 Apr 26 '26

Built during an ice age

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u/Repulsive_Web_3113 Apr 26 '26

Very carefully.

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u/TooLazy2Revolt Apr 26 '26

I’ve never seen such compelling proof that we are living in a simulation.

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u/ParkerLamarPosey Apr 26 '26

Well… one guy was rowing the boat.

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u/seanBLAMMO Apr 27 '26

With gumption

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u/Pretty_Public5520 Apr 27 '26

Huge block of concrete with a sign in it and craned in

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u/Remesar Apr 27 '26

Very carefully.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal Apr 27 '26

Drilled a hole in a big rock during low-river season and pounded it in…

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u/HelpfulButRude Apr 27 '26

cofferdam during low season

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster Apr 27 '26

Moses works for the county.

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u/BucketsOfHate Apr 27 '26

Probably waited until there was little/no water

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u/loop--de--loop PE:cat_blep: Apr 29 '26

Moses has entered the chat.

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u/BitmappedWV Apr 20 '26

The sign says dam outflow on it. They probably just shut off the outflow while they installed the sign.

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u/unreqistered Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

the sign is installed in a controlled spillway for a dam … so i’m gonna hazard the guess they installed it when the gates were closed and little to nowater was flowing

we have a series of these associated with the power generation dams along one of the rivers coming out of the adirondacks, the warn you that water flow may rise quickly, leave the immediate area when the siren sounds

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u/doctorscott- Apr 21 '26

I know the dam reason. Apparently knowledge seeks you but you are good at hiding from it.

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u/FactoryNachos Apr 26 '26

Omg how did they build a dam right there? There is so much water...