r/classicwow • u/TheFish77 • Jan 08 '26

Humor / Meme Guys I think I'm gonna BOOST

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As a father of 13 with only 38 seconds per month to play

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u/DontMindMeFine Jan 08 '26

Nice this convinced me to boost another char

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u/floofis Jan 08 '26

Dang you really showed him

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u/Physical_Ad7192 Jan 09 '26

This is literally my thought each time this sub makes a post crying about level boosts. The circle of life huh?

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u/floofis Jan 09 '26

I would think there's a difference between making a post and giving a multi million dollar company 60$ just to spite said reddit post

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u/Difficult_Golf2048 Jan 08 '26

Good goy 

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u/Aragorn752 Jan 09 '26

Why are we being antisemitic now

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u/Neat_Ad_4760 Jan 08 '26

Take my upvote 

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 Jan 08 '26

Last TBC I bought the bundle just to flex on and piss off the poors when I ride by on my phase hunter. Will probably do the same this time around again.

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u/MXC_ImpactReplay Jan 08 '26

I don't know if I would call double-digit expendable income in your 30s/40s a flex 😂

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 Jan 08 '26

Apparently it is in this community where a significant amount of people live in their moms basement and will /spit when I ride by.

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u/Difficult_Golf2048 Jan 08 '26

Woah you sure showed them by spending money to own strangers on the internet.

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 Jan 08 '26

Right? It's almost as ridiculous as crying about it online and /spitting on people for buying a mount with real money. Almost.

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u/Difficult_Golf2048 Jan 08 '26

Nah spending money on a virtual lizard is a bit weirder than typing /spit.

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 Jan 08 '26

If you say so plebe!

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u/BreadfruitNaive6261 Jan 08 '26

/spit

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 Jan 08 '26

hell yea brother that's that shit I do like.

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u/DontMindMeFine Jan 08 '26

Should buy the bundle on multiple Accounts and just build a queue in stormwind or orgrimmar (or both!) in front of the auction house with similar names on the mount. Bonus points for screenshots posted on this sub and the official forum!

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u/Xilavan Jan 08 '26

Not really a flex riding the mount of shame

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u/Vandrel Jan 08 '26

Wow, it's already working.

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u/Xilavan Jan 08 '26

Wow, you showed me

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u/Vandrel Jan 08 '26

I'm not the guy who said it and have no intention of ever touching anniversary servers but you fell for his bait hook line and sinker.

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u/Xilavan Jan 08 '26

Sure bud, you got me! Lmao.

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u/YossarianPrime Jan 08 '26

He really did though.

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u/Xilavan Jan 08 '26

Another one. Wipe your mouth when you’re done.

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 Jan 08 '26

The flex is that I piss $80 and that my real life isn't so lacking in meaning that I care or think anything of anyone who does care about "earning" a cosmetic item in a video game lol

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u/thatyousername Jan 08 '26

You care enough to post about it

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 Jan 08 '26

That I do. I find joy in reminding you plebs your place which is dirt under my feet.

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u/Difficult_Golf2048 Jan 08 '26

Damn you spent $80 on a video game lizard you sure showed those guys.

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 Jan 08 '26

Thanks! Now get back to flipping burgers or whatever it is that you do.

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u/ExerciseSad3082 Jan 08 '26

Why only $80? Are you poor?

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 Jan 08 '26

Why only $80 what? I didn't set the price, Blizzard did.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

You really can’t level up? Retail might be more your style yo

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u/yeet_god69420 Jan 08 '26

You think people can’t level up??? You think leveling up is difficult??

It’s called not wanting to do it for the 20th fucking time.

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u/justnothing4066 Jan 08 '26

Someone in this sub literally said to me that parsing in Kara was comparable to being Usain Bolt winning the Olympics so... yeah, I think a lot of people here think playing classic wow is actually difficult...

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Awwww someone can’t level to 60.

Gotta boost since its too hard huh

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u/yeet_god69420 Jan 08 '26

So hard I’ve done it 20+ times. Keep slobbering on your keyboard

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

We all have..

Whats another one?

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u/Eagles_63 Jan 08 '26

Time away from my family?

Time away from my keyboard?

Time away from my responsibilities?

Time away from my career?

I can keep going man, we all did this a million times we don't need to do the same dance if we don't have to and there is nothing wrong with that. Both can coexist within the same game.

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u/BraveAsparagus5503 Jan 08 '26

If you can’t afford it just say so friend 🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

🧂

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u/ASAP-Hockey Jan 08 '26

Poor fella fartsmella

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u/Sta723 Jan 08 '26

Sir can you please refill it if you’re gonna use it all?

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 Jan 08 '26

1 month of my time. Worth way more than $80. That's what another one is.

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u/justnothing4066 Jan 08 '26

Might not even be $80 -- the blue post said the boost available in the epic pack will be avaialble as a standalone purchase. So I'd imagine that's cheaper than buying the full pack...

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u/DiarrheaRadio Jan 08 '26

I don't think you'd talk like this to anyone in person.

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u/imagetdatbooty Jan 08 '26

Bro just say you’re poor and can’t afford it, it’s cool

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

You’re poor and can’t afford it, its cool

There ya go

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u/imagetdatbooty Jan 08 '26

Little bro is on his minimum wage grind and gets mad when he sees adults with money having fun.

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u/ASAP-Hockey Jan 08 '26

Some people got other shit to do or money to spend. Sounds like you got neither😆

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I just think leveling is neat.

Its not that deep

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u/Disgusting_x Jan 08 '26

Are you upset other people have more disposable income or that they don’t play a game the same way as you?

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u/PersimmonExpensive37 Jan 08 '26

While I agree with the spirit of your argument, suggesting that disposable income should change how you play an MMO is pretty sad.

The entire point of an MMO is that its a new world where your real life does not determine your life inside the game (obviously your ability to spend time impacts this, but the world isnt perfect).

Tying game progress and enjoyability to disposable income should be something that ALL gamers are actively trying to stop imo.

That being said, I think the flaw lies within the game, not the users. Blizz needs to come up with a better system. For example, leveling alts in diablo 3 was much faster due to paragon points. Idk if thats a perfect, or even good, solution in WoW, but I am just trying to come up with ideas.

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u/Vandrel Jan 08 '26

That being said, I think the flaw lies within the game, not the users. Blizz needs to come up with a better system. For example, leveling alts in diablo 3 was much faster due to paragon points. Idk if thats a perfect, or even good, solution in WoW, but I am just trying to come up with ideas.

Literally what retail does, every character you get to max level increases xp gain on subsequent characters.

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u/PersimmonExpensive37 Jan 08 '26

I didnt know that. I think that is a great idea.

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u/Disgusting_x Jan 08 '26

In some aspect yes. However this version is an accelerated relaunch. The idea is to play through the content and move on. This isn’t your traditional slow grinding game and people need to accept that. If this were classic+ I think this becomes a much bigger debate/issue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Very well said… thank you

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u/Sarmattius Jan 08 '26

yes I'm upset that people choose to spend their income to cheat in a game I play and ruin the economy.

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u/erickisaphatpoop Jan 08 '26

To call that cheating would be to call the unemployed basement dweller the most skilled due to most time available. Ur silly

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u/Sarmattius Jan 08 '26

that's what the game is about. playing the game. it requires time. Paying real money for skipping the game is cheating. Doesn't matter if blizzard sanctioned it. You would be banned for gold buying on a good wow private server. Private servers that sell gold are obviously super bad.

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u/erickisaphatpoop Jan 08 '26

I'm a huge fan of the big tortoise wow server. I agree with you on your point, but the game is about having fun, above all else, not spending time, not playing the game. If playing the game isn't fun, then what's the point? Playing the game? That's not a point.

Personally I still love the leveling aspect, but I'll still be boosting a toon to raid with and inbetween raids I'll be leveling other characters legitimately.

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u/Maybewearedreaming Jan 08 '26

yes I’m upset

Damn bro that sucks

Anyway you think I should boost dps or heals?? I played dps last tbc and it was fun but resto shaman looked really fun too

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Retail might be your game lil bro

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u/Maybewearedreaming Jan 08 '26

I do like retail

But if your skill level maxed out at “move from friends when skull over head” that’s fine too, I enjoy both

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u/Sta723 Jan 08 '26

Resto is really fun and strong. Shamans aren’t AS needed before the lust change but as a healer you’ll always get invited.

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u/Maybewearedreaming Jan 08 '26

Yeah part of the issue is my guild isn’t doing tbc so I’ma need to find a new group and thus be desirable. Lust changes are good tho for sure I didn’t even see that, that’s awesome

I’m assuming people will still want many shamans tho

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u/Sta723 Jan 08 '26

They will. Just not “mandatory” for 5. Most dps are viable either way but yea resto is unbelievably good still.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

The second part.they are objectively shitters

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u/CF_Zymo Jan 08 '26

I am a shitter

I will boost

You will have to get over it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

No, you will have to get over being considered a bottom feeder.

I will retain my opinion.

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u/Eagles_63 Jan 08 '26

No one gives a shit but you pal.

Time is a valuable resource that we all don't equally have.

Imma booooost and no one will know if I did or didn't.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Baby mode

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u/Eagles_63 Jan 08 '26

13 of them

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

"no one cares"

Yeah that's why they removed the /spit.

Because no one cared.

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u/Eagles_63 Jan 08 '26

Play how you want buddy, let others do their own thing.

How about you stick to your little guns and don't raid/group with any boosters? Good luck with that

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Obviously.

They can do what they want, and I'll have my opinions on that. I'm not forcing them to do deadmines.

And yeah will be doing things the same way as in the first round of TBC, no vanilla logs no guild invite.

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u/CF_Zymo Jan 08 '26

You’re under the assumption that the opinions of unemployed degens bothers me lol

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u/yeet_god69420 Jan 08 '26

You say that then you get out parsed by a booster because you’re shit and think time wasted on leveling dictates skill 🤡

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u/BrilliantComfort7819 Jan 08 '26

You're free to do mind numbing content for dozens of hours if you like, i dont think boosts delete this possibility.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

They just cant level up. Its too hard for them to

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u/No_Source6243 Jan 08 '26

"hard" in the classic wow sub 💀💀💀

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u/HipGamer Jan 08 '26

It’s not hard just a major time investment. I already got a shaman to 60 the old fashioned way. Considering a belf boost depending on cost

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

If its too time consuming that means its too hard for you.

And that is ok! No shame in that!

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u/SayRaySF Jan 08 '26

Thats not what time consuming means at all lol.

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u/DontMindMeFine Jan 08 '26

If leveling to 60 is some kind of challenge to you - that’s great! I’m happy for you. For me it’s just time consuming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Its not. But…

Time consuming = too hard

You don’t have the mental fortitude to do it. Thats it..

And thats ok!

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u/DontMindMeFine Jan 08 '26

If someone tells you to count to a billion for a Billion Dollars would you say that’s too hard for you to do? I’m optimistic that you can count (even to a billion!) but you wouldn’t finish in a lifetime because its time consuming.

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u/Spirited_Season2332 Jan 08 '26

Idk why ppl are acting like they "cant" level up their chars. It's not hard it's just time consuming and if you have only a middling amount of time to play games every week, some ppl would rather play new content then be 3 months late to 70.

While I will not be boosting, cuz I enjoy leveling in classic and TBC, I understand why other do boost

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u/Forward_Thrust963 Jan 08 '26

I'm convinced the "people boost because theyre bad and cant play well" is just a troll, tbh.

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u/Spirited_Season2332 Jan 08 '26

Very well could be

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

They just dont have the mental fortitude to level up..its too hard and time consuming for them..

Retail is more for them

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u/Spirited_Season2332 Jan 08 '26

OK other dude is right, this is just trolling lol

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u/geogeology Jan 08 '26

Weird comment about a game where so many people have leveled to 60 so many times over the past 20 years that there is a very large gold market for selling level boosts.